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teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« on: May 22, 2018, 10:09:32 AM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2018, 10:13:12 AM »
She is brainwashed, you'd be wasting you time trying to convince her otherwise 8) :o :o.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2018, 10:15:27 AM »
She is brainwashed, you'd be wasting you time trying to convince her otherwise 8) :o :o.

okay but i respect her and care about her a lot as a teacher, are you sure i cant help her? i feel bad in a way because she looks after me and makes sure i pass my math tests and crap

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2018, 10:17:42 AM »
She is brainwashed, you'd be wasting you time trying to convince her otherwise 8) :o :o.

okay but i respect her and care about her a lot as a teacher, are you sure i cant help her? i feel bad in a way because she looks after me and makes sure i pass my math tests and crap

My advice is to ask her to create an account here and direct any questions she may have to Sandokhan.  That should clear up any misunderstandings.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2018, 10:18:38 AM »
like see it from my shoes, she is a teacher i have a lot of respect for and i dont want her to look bad. shes covered my ass a ton of times and saved me from a world of trouble so i feel like this is one of the least things i can do

Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2018, 10:19:43 AM »
She is brainwashed, you'd be wasting you time trying to convince her otherwise 8) :o :o.

okay but i respect her and care about her a lot as a teacher, are you sure i cant help her? i feel bad in a way because she looks after me and makes sure i pass my math tests and crap

My advice is to ask her to create an account here and direct any questions she may have to Sandokhan.  That should clear up any misunderstandings.


okay im gonna ask her today, i will update you on what she says

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2018, 10:20:54 AM »
She is brainwashed, you'd be wasting you time trying to convince her otherwise 8) :o :o.

okay but i respect her and care about her a lot as a teacher, are you sure i cant help her? i feel bad in a way because she looks after me and makes sure i pass my math tests and crap

My advice is to ask her to create an account here and direct any questions she may have to Sandokhan.  That should clear up any misunderstandings.


okay im gonna ask her today, i will update you on what she says

Excellent!  I'm sure everyone is looking forward to that.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2018, 10:21:19 AM »
Finally realizing the earth is flat is showing you have a deeper understanding of government corruption and not being a sheep and just listening to what's being told. I have full faith that you will convince your math teacher

Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2018, 10:22:46 AM »
okay thanks for the advice guys, just one more thing. what should i do if she doesn't wanna make an account. i dont wanna give up on her and i really wanna help her.

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2018, 10:23:22 AM »
Explain to your math teacher that the shape of the earth is best defined by the equation y=r where r is any Real number.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2018, 10:25:12 AM »
Explain to your math teacher that the shape of the earth is best defined by the equation y=r where r is any Real number.

okay i just saw this, so should i say this "so if the earth isnt flat then what does this mean (y=r) and where would r be"

Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2018, 10:29:23 AM »
Explain to your math teacher that the shape of the earth is best defined by the equation y=r where r is any Real number.

can someone sum this down for me

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2018, 10:30:16 AM »
Explain to your math teacher that the shape of the earth is best defined by the equation y=r where r is any Real number.

okay i just saw this, so should i say this "so if the earth isnt flat then what does this mean (y=r) and where would r be"
Yes. It simply means that for any value of x, y=r.

For example y=1:

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2018, 10:31:05 AM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!

If she calls you stupid and dumb, she's not a very good teacher. You should report the incident to administration.

Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2018, 10:33:23 AM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!

If she calls you stupid and dumb, she's not a very good teacher. You should report the incident to administration.


yeah but i think its more of a friendly thing, she didn't say it a mean tone of voice

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2018, 10:33:31 AM »
okay thanks for the advice guys, just one more thing. what should i do if she doesn't wanna make an account. i dont wanna give up on her and i really wanna help her.

Let me ask you.  What sort of a teacher is this?
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2018, 10:36:12 AM »
okay thanks for the advice guys, just one more thing. what should i do if she doesn't wanna make an account. i dont wanna give up on her and i really wanna help her.

Let me ask you.  What sort of a teacher is this?

this is the same teacher that saved my ass from failing math last-year because i fucked up on the math quiz near the end of the year so she boosted my mark up so i pass by 5 percent. we talk a lot in class too so i feel like i need to repay her or somewhat feel like i owe her for watching out for me

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2018, 10:47:40 AM »
okay thanks for the advice guys, just one more thing. what should i do if she doesn't wanna make an account. i dont wanna give up on her and i really wanna help her.

Let me ask you.  What sort of a teacher is this?

this is the same teacher that saved my ass from failing math last-year because i fucked up on the math quiz near the end of the year so she boosted my mark up so i pass by 5 percent. we talk a lot in class too so i feel like i need to repay her or somewhat feel like i owe her for watching out for me

Math is relevant to the discussion.  Science would be a bit better.

If she does not wish to engage this forum directly then I would suggest that you politely ask her to explain her position and why she thinks you are wrong here.  Keep an open mind.  Think of it as an opportunity to learn, not bicker.  If you need advice on a particular topic that arises from these discussions then feel free to post it here.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2018, 10:49:24 AM »
okay thanks for the advice guys, just one more thing. what should i do if she doesn't wanna make an account. i dont wanna give up on her and i really wanna help her.

Let me ask you.  What sort of a teacher is this?

this is the same teacher that saved my ass from failing math last-year because i fucked up on the math quiz near the end of the year so she boosted my mark up so i pass by 5 percent. we talk a lot in class too so i feel like i need to repay her or somewhat feel like i owe her for watching out for me

Math is relevant to the discussion.  Science would be a bit better.

If she does not wish to engage this forum directly then I would suggest that you politely ask her to explain her position and why she thinks you are wrong here.  Keep an open mind.  Think of it as an opportunity to learn, not bicker.  If you need advice on a particular topic that arises from these discussions then feel free to post it here.

okay thanks for the advice, i will let you guys know how it went tomorrow (if i can) in a new post

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2018, 11:11:55 AM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!
If you want to explain to your math teacher that the earth is flat, then you could always start by showing her the math involved in explaining how the sun, moon and stars appear to move across the sky.  Don't forget to explain how those bodies appear rise and set.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2018, 01:45:13 PM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb.

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2018, 01:53:38 PM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!
Don't feel down at all. In fact, teachers are composed of the dumbest subgroup of college graduates across all programs of study.

https://qz.com/334926/your-college-major-is-a-pretty-good-indication-of-how-smart-you-are/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/heres-the-nations-easiest-college-major/

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2018, 02:17:28 PM »
Maybe if you share with us the facts that you presented to her, we can shed some light on her opinion of you.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2018, 02:45:20 PM »
Maybe if you share with us the facts that you presented to her, we can shed some light on her opinion of you.

Or if we could get an idea of why he believes the earth is flat as well.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2018, 03:08:03 PM »
Teachers are not actually smart and they don't know much of anything. They follow a strict syllabus and aren't allowed to deviate from that. Ironically it is her that is 'stupid and dumb' because she just regurgitates indoctrinated nonsense where you have at least chosen to think 'outside the box'

Just tell your teacher that there is far more to this universe than we could possibly understand, that what we think we understand the laws of physics are either vastly incomplete or outright wrong. It is foolish to believe we have the answers and that e=mc2 is the zenith of possible understanding.

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2018, 03:09:20 PM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!
Don't feel down at all. In fact, teachers are composed of the dumbest subgroup of college graduates across all programs of study.

https://qz.com/334926/your-college-major-is-a-pretty-good-indication-of-how-smart-you-are/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/heres-the-nations-easiest-college-major/
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2018, 04:41:23 PM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!

Your teacher should find better ways of explaining to you how stupid the flat earth theory is without degrading you.

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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2018, 05:52:23 PM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!

She called you dumb for good reason. The Earth is a ball, stop denying reality.
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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2018, 05:58:25 PM »
when i told my teacher that the earth is flat and gave her facts, she called me stupid and dumb. how can i explain to my math teacher that the earth is not round and to open her eyes!

She called you dumb for good reason. The Earth is a ball, stop denying reality.

If he were dumb, he would lack the ability to have verbally asked the question to her. Calling him dumb only shows the lack of intelligence on the part of the teacher. Which lends severe doubt and shows a lack of credibility on anything else she has to say. Especially in regards to the shape of the Earth.

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Re: teacher calls me dumb for believing the earth is flat
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2018, 08:04:54 PM »
I still stand behind my suggestion that the best way to get through to your teacher is through the language of mathematics, which is why y=R is a great way to explain the earth's shape.

However, I fully support getting your teacher to debate our resident Advanced Flat Earth Theorist, Sandokhan. She'll have her work cut out for her - he's done his homework!
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