The Cooking Thread

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #660 on: November 02, 2022, 05:13:11 AM »


I made pumpkin soup as usual as I don’t like waste, however it came to doing it and I had forgotten to get the white wine the recipe demanded, my partner refused to loan me any of her substantial stash as a punishment and because she’s an alky, so I had two choices, get off my arse and go get some or substitute, I chose the latter as it was pissing down with rain, using half a bottle of an APA rather than some of my red wine.

It was horrible.

Lessons learned; make a list as your memory is compromised by life decisions, read the recipe as it was a year since you last made it and if you can’t remember to get the fucking wine, what chance do you have with the cinnamon and ginger, functioning alcoholics resemble cornered honey badgers if you suggest using their stocks for food, American pale ale tastes nothing like wine, you know this.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #661 on: November 02, 2022, 12:30:31 PM »
I always keep some dry sherry in the cupboard for such occasions as no one drinks it but its a good replacement for wine in cooking and lasts ages opened.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #662 on: November 15, 2022, 03:47:13 AM »
The typical vegetable salad I eat daily is composed of a couple of tomatoes, two cucumbers, onions, lettuce, and spinach. I also add sea salt, olive oil, oregano, and the secret ingredient is alfredo sauce. I take my daily dose of protein from eggs, meat, and dairy. All the mentioned products I eat separately to avoid indigestion, constipation, and other stomach issues.
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« Reply #663 on: November 15, 2022, 03:52:42 AM »
Fascinating.
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« Reply #664 on: November 15, 2022, 07:45:17 AM »
I have an exciting one to share. Chili Colorado. It has nothing to do with the US state of Colorado though. It's the first "real" chili I've made, and it was pretty fun to make.

Get yourself some dried ancho and guajillo chilis. Take 3 or 4 of each, de-seed them and give them a rinse, then dry toast them until they get aromatic. After that, soak them for 30 minutes or so to rehydrate in 2-ish cups of just-boiled-but-no-longer-boiling chicken or beef stock - whatever you protein base of choice is going to be. For the vegetarians out there, vegetable stock is probably pretty great for this too. Once it's done rehydrating, put the chilis and at least a cup or so of the stock it was soaking into a blender to puree it all up. I used beef for the protein, so it was like 2.5 lbs of chuck cut into 1" cubes. Sear them up real good, then set aside. Sweat some onions until they get soft. Add copious amounts of minced garlic to wake it up but don't burn it. You'll probably get a pretty good fond going on the bottom of the pan, so once the onions and garlic are done, pour in another 2 cups of stock to help deglaze it, and then transfer it into the pot you want to cook the chili in. Add the meat. Add the puree sauce. And get the rest of your herbs and spices that you want to include - Mexican oregano, thyme, a couple bay leaves, cumin, a little cocoa powder, smoked paprika if you're feeling it, S&P to taste - then let it reduce down until it's the consistency you want and the meat is fall-apart tender.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #665 on: December 05, 2022, 09:34:48 AM »


What the heck?!! I want to make this.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #666 on: December 05, 2022, 10:18:25 AM »
I made Christmas biscuits today
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« Reply #667 on: December 05, 2022, 06:36:45 PM »
I made a roast lamb on Sunday, my mother came over to visit. Real rosemary makes a big difference.
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« Reply #668 on: December 08, 2022, 12:57:00 AM »
I did lamb shanks in the slow cooker the other day, was nice
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« Reply #669 on: December 21, 2022, 11:54:42 AM »


What the heck?!! I want to make this.

I got all the stuff to make this tamale cake thing. I'm making it for Christmas, and Santa needs to bring me a miracle so that it comes out of the bunt pan in one piece.
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« Reply #670 on: December 21, 2022, 04:16:01 PM »


What the heck?!! I want to make this.

I got all the stuff to make this tamale cake thing. I'm making it for Christmas, and Santa needs to bring me a miracle so that it comes out of the bunt pan in one piece.

Use lots of butter.
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« Reply #671 on: December 21, 2022, 04:16:46 PM »


What the heck?!! I want to make this.

I got all the stuff to make this tamale cake thing. I'm making it for Christmas, and Santa needs to bring me a miracle so that it comes out of the bunt pan in one piece.

Use lots of butter.

Coat the pan in shortening.
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« Reply #672 on: December 22, 2022, 04:25:01 PM »
I will coat the pan with the tears of my enemies.
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« Reply #673 on: December 23, 2022, 02:49:55 AM »
I currently have Christmas bread dough rising and star bread dough waiting in the fridge to be rolled out and shaped.
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« Reply #674 on: December 23, 2022, 03:46:49 AM »
I will coat the pan with the tears of my enemies.

Truly the sweetest seasoning.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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« Reply #675 on: December 24, 2022, 05:06:25 PM »


What the heck?!! I want to make this.

I got all the stuff to make this tamale cake thing. I'm making it for Christmas, and Santa needs to bring me a miracle so that it comes out of the bunt pan in one piece.

I made the meat and red sauce today, it tastes really good. Tomorrow I will make the masa dough and put it all together. Even if it all comes out of the pan in a blob, I think it will taste good.
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« Reply #676 on: December 25, 2022, 01:57:36 AM »


My star bread doesn't look much like a star but it tastes good
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« Reply #677 on: December 25, 2022, 12:16:05 PM »


I DID IT!

That is before it was decorated with red sauce, but I'm so happy it came out in one piece. lol
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« Reply #678 on: December 25, 2022, 12:33:51 PM »
Oooo well done
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« Reply #679 on: December 25, 2022, 12:53:51 PM »
Nice.
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« Reply #680 on: January 01, 2023, 06:16:34 PM »


I DID IT!

That is before it was decorated with red sauce, but I'm so happy it came out in one piece. lol

That looks really good. Women are so good at cooking things that look nice. I can only make things that taste nice :(.
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« Reply #681 on: February 06, 2023, 01:04:36 AM »


So good. Will have to try

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« Reply #682 on: February 02, 2024, 12:15:17 PM »
I just got one of those fancy enameled cast iron dutch ovens. NEVERMIND that I already have a plain cast iron dutch oven, I never use it because it is so heavy, just like this one.  lol

Anyway, what do you cook in a dutch oven? I'm going to make cabbage rolls on Sunday, but I need to justify this purchase with more things.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #683 on: August 14, 2024, 01:08:17 PM »
Recently I've been getting into Ukrainian and Jewish cooking. Here's a borscht and some pastrami I made.

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« Reply #684 on: August 14, 2024, 01:15:47 PM »
I thought of a similar thing a while back.  I was planning on making matzo ball soup.  Turns out the authentic recipe is kind of involved.

Haven't had borscht before. 
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« Reply #685 on: August 14, 2024, 01:23:32 PM »
I thought of a similar thing a while back.  I was planning on making matzo ball soup.  Turns out the authentic recipe is kind of involved.

Haven't had borscht before. 
Matza ball is next up on my list; I'll let ya know how it turns out, though I'm still looking for a recipe
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