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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #630 on: October 24, 2022, 07:40:21 PM »
Why is there cheese all over it?

Surely I'm not the only one who has cheese with broccoli, sprouts and mash.

It's vintange cheddar.
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« Reply #631 on: October 24, 2022, 08:10:06 PM »
Why is there cheese all over it?

Surely I'm not the only one who has cheese with broccoli, sprouts and mash.

It's vintange cheddar.

You are not the only one. I love cheese on everything. Good for you too

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« Reply #632 on: October 24, 2022, 08:21:47 PM »
I personally think saturated animal fat is good for you.

I eat a lot of it. Way more than is recommended and am just over 10% body fat.

Maybe it's genetics.
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« Reply #633 on: October 24, 2022, 08:32:44 PM »
I personally think saturated animal fat is good for you.

I eat a lot of it. Way more than is recommended and am just over 10% body fat.

Maybe it's genetics.

Saturated fats is what we were designed to ingest and extract energy from. The sugar industry might say otherwise but saturated fats are healthy. It's that poly unsaturated garbage that isn't. Everyone's genetics is wired the same in this regard.

And well the sugar industry had their reasons ($$$) to demonise fats. The surge in obesity and the level of diabetes we see is from all that added sugar nonsense. And Americas love affair with high fructose corn syrup.

Macros should favour fats. Then you have the added benefit of eating less as you get satiated. Sugar and refined carbs only makes you hungry. No matter how much you eat or how many calories you ingest


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« Reply #634 on: October 24, 2022, 09:41:45 PM »
The only thing I use vegetable oil for is shining my boots.

Fruit has very high sugar content. I don't eat a lot of sugar but I much prefer it to artificial sweeteners. We have no idea what sweet tasting chemicals do to us.

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I just try to eat whole foods that I cook myself. That's all I really worry about. Good quality meat, vegetables, nuts and fruit.

I'm also addicted to these dare iced coffees. They use full cream milk. I'm convinced that's their secret.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #635 on: October 25, 2022, 03:22:47 AM »
Why is there cheese all over it?

Surely I'm not the only one who has cheese with broccoli, sprouts and mash.

It's vintange cheddar.

I love blue cheese, Roquefort, St' Agur, Gorgonzola, Beauvale or Stilton, with all the above or on a baked potato.
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« Reply #636 on: October 27, 2022, 05:20:07 AM »
Why is there cheese all over it?

Surely I'm not the only one who has cheese with broccoli, sprouts and mash.

It's vintange cheddar.

With mash, sure, but not with broccoli or sprouts, ruin both the cheese and the veg.
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« Reply #637 on: October 27, 2022, 05:57:12 AM »
Why is there cheese all over it?

Surely I'm not the only one who has cheese with broccoli, sprouts and mash.

It's vintange cheddar.

With mash, sure, but not with broccoli or sprouts, ruin both the cheese and the veg.

You ought to try it. I'd say it enhances the veg. Cheesy brussel sprouts = yum. Kids won't balk at them either.

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« Reply #638 on: October 27, 2022, 06:51:09 AM »

Brussels are too nice to mask, serve with chestnuts.
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« Reply #639 on: October 27, 2022, 07:09:20 AM »
Cheese and broccoli are great together. I'd rather roast the sprouts with some bacon, though. 
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« Reply #640 on: October 27, 2022, 07:48:06 AM »
Anybody know any good vegetarian recipes?


Felicity Cloake's perfect vegetarian chilli – recipe


Very good indeed.  One for the weekend, as it takes a few hours to cook.  Just one thing that isn't clear from ingredients list and you only realise when you come to make it is that it uses dried chillies.   Personally I've settled on 4 anchos, 1 Chipotle and 1 cascabel for a nice mix of heat and depth.

I also like to sprinkle some tangy cheddar on top to serve (as well as the sour cream, nachos and rice)
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #641 on: October 27, 2022, 09:52:13 PM »
Why is there cheese all over it?

Surely I'm not the only one who has cheese with broccoli, sprouts and mash.

It's vintange cheddar.

With mash, sure, but not with broccoli or sprouts, ruin both the cheese and the veg.

Fair. I personally love Brussels sprouts soaked in butter and covered in cheese. I'm very lean, maybe it's just genetics.

@SCG I haven't tried them with bacon.
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« Reply #642 on: October 28, 2022, 03:08:40 AM »
They are best roasted with bacon and balsalmic vinegar

I am trying to make food for our Halloween party tomorrow. So far I tried making rice krispie treat 'brains' but that got fucked up, too sticky to shape. So now they're just rice krispie treat lumps. And now I'm making black jelly worm cups - lets see if I fuck those up.
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« Reply #643 on: October 28, 2022, 05:37:38 AM »
I think I'm going to get my burrito.
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« Reply #644 on: October 28, 2022, 06:57:37 AM »
I made a disaronno and black apple jelly shot and it was lovely so my jelly making was a success (they don't sell jelly in packets here, had to make it with gelatin leaves and juice)
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« Reply #645 on: October 29, 2022, 09:31:45 PM »
I've got a bit of time today I might make chicken soup. It's been unusually cold for this time of year. If you grate the potato and cook it for a few hours it dissolves in the soup and makes it really thick and delicious.
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« Reply #646 on: October 30, 2022, 07:05:15 AM »
I made chocolate chip oatmeal cookies yesterday.
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« Reply #647 on: October 31, 2022, 01:59:12 AM »
Yesterday's Halloween party food.
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« Reply #648 on: October 31, 2022, 03:06:54 AM »

Love the hand.
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« Reply #649 on: October 31, 2022, 06:17:11 AM »
I didn't realise you were a woman Gaydafi, I just thought you were gay.
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« Reply #650 on: October 31, 2022, 07:33:41 AM »
That's awesome, Gayer! I bet Glorious Leader loved it.
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« Reply #651 on: October 31, 2022, 05:29:59 PM »
Yeah I can't cook like that at all.
Very impressive.
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« Reply #652 on: November 01, 2022, 01:45:27 AM »
The Glorious Leader did indeed love it, the younger one apparently doesn't like jelly or marshmallow rice krispie treats so was less pleased, but the pizza pasties were a hit. Also made meatballs and cheesy mummies (baked camembert wrapped in puff pastry) but they were still cooking.
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« Reply #653 on: November 01, 2022, 12:26:41 PM »
I accidentally got a bunch of milk chocolate chips (instead of semi sweet). I need cookie recipes that aren't so sweet. I already tried the one on the back of the bag, and it was like biting into sugar.

I wonder if a regular peanut butter cookie recipe would taste good with sweet chocolate chips in it.

I NEED TO GOOGLE.
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« Reply #654 on: November 01, 2022, 12:29:03 PM »
I accidentally got a bunch of milk chocolate chips (instead of semi sweet). I need cookie recipes that aren't so sweet. I already tried the one on the back of the bag, and it was like biting into sugar.

I wonder if a regular peanut butter cookie recipe would taste good with sweet chocolate chips in it.

I NEED TO GOOGLE.

My mother is a pre-diabetic meaning she can eat sugar but she has to watch out on how much she eats or else she'll be a real diabetic.
She doesn't like sweet things so that problem fixes itself.

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« Reply #655 on: November 01, 2022, 12:34:27 PM »
I accidentally got a bunch of milk chocolate chips (instead of semi sweet). I need cookie recipes that aren't so sweet. I already tried the one on the back of the bag, and it was like biting into sugar.

I wonder if a regular peanut butter cookie recipe would taste good with sweet chocolate chips in it.

I NEED TO GOOGLE.

Perhaps something savory and salty would complement the sweetness.

https://www.thespruceeats.com/chocolate-covered-bacon-521192
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #656 on: November 01, 2022, 12:52:00 PM »
BACON! That would be delicious.


Also, why are recipe blogs so annoying? I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR SNARKY SHIT, JUST GIMME THE RECIPE.
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« Reply #657 on: November 01, 2022, 12:54:03 PM »
I love how everyone ignores me like I'm an unimportant nobody.
Truth be told, I'm not worth anything so the treatment is justified.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #658 on: November 01, 2022, 03:14:52 PM »
Your post doesn't help me use up these damn chocolate chips.
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« Reply #659 on: November 01, 2022, 06:15:13 PM »
I WANT MOMS COOKIES!
NO OTHER COOKIES WILL DO!
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