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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2018, 06:40:50 PM »
I got a stand mixer! I don't know what to make with it first. I was thinking of doing a ciabatta or some other really high hydration dough. I'm overwhelmed with options though.
Make a really good meatloaf with all sorts of good and healthy stuff in it.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2018, 06:46:42 PM »
I got a stand mixer! I don't know what to make with it first. I was thinking of doing a ciabatta or some other really high hydration dough. I'm overwhelmed with options though.

Ooh! What kind?

Whipping eggs and heavy cream are things it does very well.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/cloud-eggs-3744344

Here's an easy one that's also pretty healthy.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2018, 07:48:47 PM »
I got a stand mixer! I don't know what to make with it first. I was thinking of doing a ciabatta or some other really high hydration dough. I'm overwhelmed with options though.

Ooh! What kind?

Whipping eggs and heavy cream are things it does very well.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/cloud-eggs-3744344

Here's an easy one that's also pretty healthy.

It's an entry level mixer. The Cuisinart SM-50R. I'm going to make some pizza dough tomorrow for sure. Not that that's a big deal, I make more than my fair share of pizza dough, but now I can let the robit do the kneading. I might try those cloud eggs, too. And some chocolate chip cookies.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #63 on: May 26, 2018, 11:51:45 PM »
I got a stand mixer! I don't know what to make with it first. I was thinking of doing a ciabatta or some other really high hydration dough. I'm overwhelmed with options though.

A vat of martinis. Stirred, not shaken.
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« Reply #64 on: May 26, 2018, 11:55:04 PM »
Vodka or Gin martinis?  It makes a difference. 

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« Reply #65 on: May 27, 2018, 06:21:13 AM »
I got a stand mixer! I don't know what to make with it first. I was thinking of doing a ciabatta or some other really high hydration dough. I'm overwhelmed with options though.

A vat of martinis. Stirred, not shaken.

That's a great suggestion, if only I drank martinis. I decided a good baseline to start with would be pizza dough, because I make plenty of that anyway. I'm going to make brownies later too I think.

The dough is rising. I think I'm going to toss it in the fridge to use tomorrow or Tuesday. A nice slow ferment. The kneading was noticeably easier when I let the robit do the work.

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« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2018, 11:55:10 AM »


Pan seared salmon and vegetables.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #67 on: May 28, 2018, 12:01:20 PM »


Pan seared salmon and vegetables.

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« Reply #68 on: May 28, 2018, 12:06:46 PM »
That looks delicious, Crouton!

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« Reply #69 on: May 28, 2018, 12:09:05 PM »
It's a nice dish because it's compatible with nearly every diet.
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« Reply #70 on: May 28, 2018, 02:20:04 PM »
Nice pans, also. I love to cook with stainless.
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« Reply #71 on: May 28, 2018, 06:48:24 PM »
They're purdy. But they're a bitch to clean. I can't sear things with non stick pans. I learned that the hard way.
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« Reply #72 on: May 28, 2018, 06:57:23 PM »
They're purdy. But they're a bitch to clean. I can't sear things with non stick pans. I learned that the hard way.

You must deglaze! Then use that deliciousness as a pan sauce

https://www.thekitchn.com/why-you-shouldnt-take-a-pan-off-the-stove-until-its-clean-cleaning-tips-from-the-kitchn-199762

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #73 on: May 28, 2018, 07:17:12 PM »
The more you use stainless steel the more non stick and easier to clean it becomes. Just never use a harsh scrubber like steel wool on it. I learned that from Jacques Pepin on one of his old shows and it is true. The same goes for aluminum and cast iron.
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« Reply #74 on: May 28, 2018, 07:22:20 PM »
I prefer cast iron.  It is very non-stick when properly seasoned.  Just don't use water when you clean it.  I use cheap oil to clean and season and good oil to cook. 

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« Reply #75 on: May 28, 2018, 07:26:47 PM »
I have a glass top stove now, so I'm afraid to use my heavy cast iron on it, but I still use it to make cornbread in the oven. I've got one really nice lightweight cast iron pan that I use sometimes, but it's not big enough for some stuff I need to cook.
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« Reply #76 on: May 28, 2018, 07:57:32 PM »
Non-stick is great for frying eggs and day to day stuff. For other stuff cast iron rules!
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« Reply #77 on: May 29, 2018, 08:03:26 AM »
Every time I see an ad for one of those copper pans I want one. I see them on the "as seen on TV aisle" but I have resisted buying one.  I keep thinking they must be too good to be true.
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« Reply #78 on: May 29, 2018, 08:25:29 AM »
They are just like the white pans. Slippery.
Oil won't even spread out. It just beads up.

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« Reply #79 on: May 29, 2018, 08:27:58 AM »
You can cook a plastic cup in one of them! lol
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« Reply #80 on: May 29, 2018, 08:32:28 AM »
Finally, cookware that I can use to bake a drywall recipe.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #81 on: May 29, 2018, 08:35:05 AM »
I got some of those copper pans for omelets and sauces.  They are ok, but not nearly as non-stop or scratch resistant as they make them out to be.  First time my son ran a metal spatula across one of the pans it scratched it pretty good.   

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« Reply #82 on: May 29, 2018, 08:43:16 AM »
The commercial lied???? lol, I knew it was too good to be true.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #83 on: May 29, 2018, 08:45:04 AM »
Finally, cookware that I can use to bake a drywall recipe.



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« Reply #84 on: May 29, 2018, 11:31:44 AM »
They're purdy. But they're a bitch to clean. I can't sear things with non stick pans. I learned that the hard way.

You must deglaze! Then use that deliciousness as a pan sauce

https://www.thekitchn.com/why-you-shouldnt-take-a-pan-off-the-stove-until-its-clean-cleaning-tips-from-the-kitchn-199762

I knew I had to be doing something wrong.  That's what I like about cooking.  There's all of these new things to learn.
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« Reply #85 on: May 29, 2018, 12:44:27 PM »
I got some of those copper pans for omelets and sauces.  They are ok, but not nearly as non-stop or scratch resistant as they make them out to be.  First time my son ran a metal spatula across one of the pans it scratched it pretty good.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #86 on: May 29, 2018, 12:50:41 PM »
Dino Neil, what have you been cooking lately?

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« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2018, 01:03:15 PM »
He has only stewed his butthurt.
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« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2018, 02:34:59 PM »
Dino Neil, what have you been cooking lately?

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #89 on: May 29, 2018, 06:21:54 PM »
Hmm. What does the finest filet mignon and watermelon represent in that metaphor?
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