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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2018, 03:02:27 PM »
A mutually beneficial trade. I shall send some to flat earth hq immediately.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2018, 03:15:14 PM »
https://bakingamoment.com/tiramisu-cake/

This shall be my next project. I think I've used up every lady finger in town making botched tiramisus. This one uses sponge cake.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2018, 03:44:29 PM »
I usually don't bakemake desserts, I prefer grilling and salads etc. But your obsession with tiramisu has got me thinking maybe I should give it a try! lol
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« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2018, 04:21:39 PM »
I'm surprised I'm having such a difficult time with it. I think it's because it involves a lot of cooking techniques that I've never used before.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2018, 04:41:07 PM »
When I make a recipe I've never tried before I like to find videos on youtube of other people making it. Even if they're using a slightly different recipe just seeing someone else do it makes it more understandable. The words of the recipe don't explain why you do a thing.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2018, 05:30:03 PM »


https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2014/02/tiramisu-it-will-pick-you-up-and-not.html?m=1

Chef John is one of my favorite chefs to watch on YouTube. And his blog is good too.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2018, 05:31:21 PM »
When I make a recipe I've never tried before I like to find videos on youtube of other people making it. Even if they're using a slightly different recipe just seeing someone else do it makes it more understandable. The words of the recipe don't explain why you do a thing.

I do that sometimes but it's not always obvious what the gotchas are.  For the tiramisu I think I've narrowed the problem down to how I make the sauce, the Zabaglione. 



Here there's some practicing to doing this right.  Too short a time and too little mixing and I get sugary egg yellow soup.  Too much and I have scrambled eggs.

This new recipe requires genoise cake.  How hard can it be?



Sweet Jesus, no!  The pressure!  One misstep and I'm going to have a flat eggy crepe instead of a cake.  I am definitely going to screw up the first one of these.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2018, 05:38:46 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2018, 06:16:15 PM »


This one does not seem too complicated. I like her videos. You should watch the chicken pizza pie video. She can make roses with pizza dough. lol
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« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2018, 06:35:08 PM »


This one does not seem too complicated. I like her videos. You should watch the chicken pizza pie video. She can make roses with pizza dough. lol

This vid seems to show a bit simpler way of making the sauce.

https://www.allrecipes.com/video/7693/authentic-tiramisu/?internalSource=picture_play&referringId=239639&referringContentType=recipe

Thanks.  I'll look at these.  The second one is interesting.  I'm a little nervous about what seems to be raw eggs though. 

I'll probably end up ordering some lady fingers from Amazon since I doubt I'm going to successfully make the Génoise cake.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2018, 06:42:24 PM »
Yeah if you don't like raw eggs then its no good. Personally I eat raw eggs in eggnog and other stuff all time so it doesn't bother me. I make sure the eggs aren't old and I don't use any that are cracked or broken.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2018, 06:53:09 PM »
Salmonella is only on the outside of the egg, so you can always just wash it before you crack it

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2018, 02:51:46 PM »
pic upload

One genoise layer down. One more to go.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2018, 03:33:15 PM »
You sure make a lot of delicious looking fat food.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2018, 03:41:13 PM »
I made a meatloaf and took a picture of it before I cooked it and forgot to take a picture after and now it's too late. lol
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2018, 04:38:03 PM »


Fuck yeah!
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2018, 04:54:40 PM »
That's beautiful!
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2018, 05:00:26 PM »

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« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2018, 05:57:16 PM »
Bet you won't snort the chocolate powder off the top.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2018, 07:44:08 PM »
Did you make enough for everyone?

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2018, 09:39:40 PM »
I made Ramen noodles in a paper coffee cup.  Does anyone want to see a picture?

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2018, 09:49:20 PM »
I made Ramen noodles in a paper coffee cup.  Does anyone want to see a picture?
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2018, 05:05:34 AM »


Fuck yeah!
Aaah this looks so awesome!
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2018, 11:11:39 AM »
I got a couple Yoshi copper grill mats today, and I think I will try them out. I just watched a review on Youtube so will probably only cook the veggies on one of them, and put the meat on the grill.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2018, 11:39:30 AM »
I got a couple Yoshi copper grill mats today, and I think I will try them out. I just watched a review on Youtube so will probably only cook the veggies on one of them, and put the meat on the grill.
What are the mats for? To keep stuff from falling through the grill?
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« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2018, 11:46:03 AM »
They're supposed to keep your grill clean, and keep your stuff from falling through. In the review it was just as messy, maybe even more messy, to clean the grill mat in the sink. Plus the one he used for meat never got all the way clean, even when he washed it in the sink and then put it in the dishwasher. It did great for the vegetables he cooked, tho.

You can also use these as baking mats, which seems like the better use. They're non-stick and you can cut them to the size you need. They'd be great for cookies, pizza, biscuits, or bread.
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« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2018, 12:01:29 PM »
They're supposed to keep your grill clean, and keep your stuff from falling through. In the review it was just as messy, maybe even more messy, to clean the grill mat in the sink. Plus the one he used for meat never got all the way clean, even when he washed it in the sink and then put it in the dishwasher. It did great for the vegetables he cooked, tho.

You can also use these as baking mats, which seems like the better use. They're non-stick and you can cut them to the size you need. They'd be great for cookies, pizza, biscuits, or bread.
Yeah I think they're great for small stuff.

What can be easier than cleaning a grill though? I crank up the heat for 5+ minutes then give it a steel brushing.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2018, 12:38:42 PM »
The mat traps the fat from the meat so it stews in it's own juice.

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« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2018, 12:50:00 PM »
Since I started using a charcoal grill again it's even easier than the gas one. All the greasy drips get thrown out with the ashes, and I don't have to wash the burner covers because there aren't any.  ALSO, who invented the charcoal chimney thing? YOU ARE A GENIUS.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2018, 06:12:22 PM »
I got a stand mixer! I don't know what to make with it first. I was thinking of doing a ciabatta or some other really high hydration dough. I'm overwhelmed with options though.