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Agressive Penguins
« on: April 21, 2018, 08:03:38 PM »
Penguin hassles Cormorant to join the avian revolution.



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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2018, 11:17:18 AM »
Penguins are son of w'es.  ;D


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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2018, 02:54:24 PM »
"I ain't askin' you's."

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2018, 02:59:24 PM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2018, 03:25:45 PM »
Bitch betta have my money.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2018, 04:17:45 PM »
I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2018, 04:26:41 PM »
Sorry, you're just not my type.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2018, 04:29:23 PM »
I am the one who knocks

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2018, 12:38:32 AM »
I am not IN danger,  I AM the danger. 

Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2018, 02:51:47 AM »
Suicide bomber alert!


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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2018, 05:31:16 AM »
I am not endangered,  I AM the danger.
Fixed it.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2018, 08:37:49 AM »
Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2018, 10:42:46 AM »
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2018, 10:47:49 AM »
I am not endangered,  I AM the danger.
Fixed it.


I know the quote. You missed the joke.

Ok,  since your comment didn't make sense,  I assumed you weren't aware of the context.   What was the joke I missed? 
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2018, 11:12:13 AM »
Wesker wins, bitch.

Do you think punching Wesker in the head 60 times affects Wesker in the slightest?

Hi, I'm Negan.

No Luke, I am your father!

Hasta la vista, baby.

I'm Pickle Rick!!!
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2018, 11:15:13 AM »
I am not endangered,  I AM the danger.
Fixed it.


I know the quote. You missed the joke.

Ok,  since your comment didn't make sense,  I assumed you weren't aware of the context.   What was the joke I missed?

It wasn't good. It was just about how some animal species, including some penguins, are considered endangered.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2018, 02:57:34 PM »
Do ya feel lucky, punk?

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2018, 07:59:23 PM »
I am not endangered,  I AM the danger.
Fixed it.


I know the quote. You missed the joke.

Ok,  since your comment didn't make sense,  I assumed you weren't aware of the context.   What was the joke I missed?

It wasn't good. It was just about how some animal species, including some penguins, are considered endangered.

Thanks, I get it now,  I'm slowly getting dumber as the years pass.   
 
Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2018, 08:56:28 PM »
"Do ya feel lucky, punk?"

Well, I feel like someone's gonna try to make your day now.  :-\

By the way, just in case anyone’s interested, my brother Carl is selling a few wheels and tires. If anyone’s interested, feel free to PM me.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2018, 03:10:55 PM »
DID YOU KNOW TODAY IS WORLD PENGUIN DAY?
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2018, 08:47:36 AM »
Bitch, you can't fly.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2018, 01:10:16 PM »
Penguins: basically, R Kelly.

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2018, 01:20:25 PM »
Penguins: basically, R Kelly.

So they want to pee on you?
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2018, 01:58:17 PM »

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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2018, 02:56:46 PM »
Everyone does.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2018, 08:28:26 PM »
THERE WAS NO COLLUSION!   IT'S FAKE NEWS
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2018, 06:44:01 AM »
Penguins can fly, you know.


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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2018, 08:03:42 AM »
Penguins can fly, you know.
I can believe that. They probably waddle around to deceive us. I think there is a lot we don't know about them.
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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2018, 11:40:00 AM »
Penguins can fly, you know.
I can believe that. They probably waddle around to deceive us. I think there is a lot we don't know about them.

Flying is a different version of swimming. It is relevant with being lighter than the environment which stayed in. Some objects that are heavier than air can also fly with the wing. the regions of increased air density, for example, the outer regions of Antarktika, have heavier air density. penguins fly, and people can fly with the help of simple made wings.

If there was really an evolution as Darwinist claim, wings of penguins were disappeared, if they never have used it. It exist, because they use it. In our opinion it exist, because God has created them to used in places near the edge.

Two different perspective and same result. They absolutely can fly, because God never creates anything in vain.


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Re: Agressive Penguins
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2018, 12:20:53 PM »
Lol penguins do use their wings. Haven't you ever seen a penguin swim?
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