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Red Alert
« on: March 02, 2018, 08:14:44 PM »
A “supercolony” of Adélie penguins has been found on a remote chain of rocky islands in the northern tip of the Antarctic Peninsula



Even more worrying is that they have developed their own drones for their own nefarious penguin purposes.



http://abcnews.go.com/International/supercolony-adelie-penguins-discovered-antarctica/story?id=53463806&cid=social_twitter_abcn
« Last Edit: March 02, 2018, 08:19:26 PM by Rayzor »
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2018, 02:13:43 AM »
We have found their evil lair. 

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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2018, 02:15:33 AM »
THEY'RE CONGREGATING
IT'S HABBENING


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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2018, 07:30:21 AM »
Get in your bunkers, people. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2018, 09:37:09 AM »
I say nuke 'em.
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2018, 03:59:59 PM »
I say nuke 'em.

I think they are massing for a sneak attack,  after all why would 1.5 MILLION of them be gathering in the one place.

Strike before it's too late.

Trump has said, he will lead the charge, and rush in unarmed. 
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2018, 04:27:33 PM »
If this was a game of Risk, it would make perfect sense to mass your troops near the southern tip of South America for a sweep across the Americas and then branch to Great Briton and Ukraine.  Having a strong base, as in both the Americas, and then denying your enemy the bonus troops from owning Asia or Europe would lead you on the way to being the Emperor of the world.  From there, it is only a matter of time before you conquer the Africans and Australians.  Their plan is genius. 

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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2018, 04:31:36 PM »


Calling in the experts.
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2018, 04:56:39 PM »
I think Tom Hart might have been recruited as a double agent.

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/02/25/world/penguin-watch-conservation-citizen-science/index.html

What's the penguinistic equivalent of Kompromat?
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2018, 05:19:09 PM »
They might have pictures of him doing unspeakable things to puffins.
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2018, 05:56:30 PM »
They might have pictures of him doing unspeakable things to puffins.

LOL,   I think I have uncovered their secret program to infiltrate society using a devilishly clever cyber attack that co-opts innocent civilians into their dirty propaganda campaign.

https://www.penguinwatch.org/

They already have corrupted nearly 50,000 innocents.
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2018, 05:15:05 PM »
Red Alert was a good game.
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2018, 06:28:45 PM »
Scientists looking at satellite images in 2014 saw telltale signs of guano stains (bird poop) which hinted at a large number of penguins.
Satellite images?  Bird poop? 

LOL!!  FAKE NEWS!!
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2018, 10:51:20 PM »
Scientists looking at satellite images in 2014 saw telltale signs of guano stains (bird poop) which hinted at a large number of penguins.
Satellite images?  Bird poop? 

LOL!!  FAKE NEWS!!

Don't fall into their dastardly trap.  They are masters at looking innocent, all the while plotting a global takeover.
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2018, 02:32:21 PM »
Now they are taking selfies,  the attack is imminent.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/971869351715491841

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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2018, 02:43:34 PM »


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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2018, 02:49:31 PM »
Guns don't kill people; penguins kill people. 

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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2018, 02:53:51 PM »
The selfie of evil.
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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2018, 12:47:50 AM »
Now they are taking selfies,  the attack is imminent.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/971869351715491841

Am I the only one who thinks this is sort of scary?


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Re: Red Alert
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2018, 05:09:57 AM »
Now they are taking selfies,  the attack is imminent.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/971869351715491841

Am I the only one who thinks this is sort of scary?
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