Penguins can fly!

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Penguins can fly!
« on: February 22, 2018, 05:14:04 AM »
Hello flying men and women!

We are together with a conspiracy again.

As we know that, penguins have  wings, but can't fly. But this knowledge is not true. I mean, it is true, they have wings but it is not true their can't fly.

ok. So how.

In philosophically, God doesn't create anything in vain. This is the base of the main idea under this reality but we'll not depend on this virtual idea.

Now.

Penguins are created with wings, we know it.



We see them sometimes jump well but never flying.



They jump well but why can't they fly. In other say, can they fly?

The answer is hidden in two effects:

1- Aerodynamics
2- Density of air.

Penguins have good aerodynamics and seems possible to fly. But their wings are small and can't let them to fly. But they can fly if the air may be heavy enough to hold them in the air.

The keywrod is: density.

Humans, animals , including penguins can swim, because we are lighter weight than water as density. But we can't fly, because we are heavier than the air. The other birds are heavier than the air too, but they flap. Penguins are flapping too, but their power isn't enough till beat the density of the air.  technical description of the subject can be made more. But I want to cut the explanation here for don't to be like Sandokhan.

As a result;

When the air becomes till enough weight to hold a penguin in the air with its flappings; then penguins can fly well. This is possible only in the outside places of the Antarctica, that human never explored; but one of the living area of penguins! If human can arrive there, human can fly too, if the air as heavy as hold a human in the air. 

In other say,

Penguins are flying but we can't arrive that places observe it. It is possible only if we place a camera to a penguin when they start to "great walking" to the outside of the Antarctica. But if a seal eats this penguin, this method doesn't work.



They are dressing tuxedo because they are representing us in the outher places. Their fat allows them to arrive the outside of the Antarctica. When they became the end the road, they slight. and when they are slight they fly out of Antarctica and represent us to the outher worlds.

Thanks for reading.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2018, 05:44:49 AM by brotherhood of the dome »
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2018, 06:30:54 AM »
Hello flying men and women!

We are together with a conspiracy again.

As we know that, penguins have  wings, but can't fly. But this knowledge is not true. I mean, it is true, they have wings but it is not true their can't fly.
No true.  Penguins can fly quite well.  It just so happens that they can only fly underwater.
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2018, 02:59:01 AM »
As ever with inty, Poe's Law applies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2018, 10:18:21 PM »
As ever with inty, Poe's Law applies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

The opposite is more true:

++ science makes the facts obsessed with the five senses of intelligence, keeping the physics. whereas the mental facts outside the five senses have a more basic position than the "scientific" facts. for example, "absent, it does not exist, and it will not exist." +++

+++ that meaning and nature, beyond the universe, must be found in the "mind" of someone. it is not science that produces these thoughts and results, it is wisdom. that is, wisdom is not material and precedes from matter. +++
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2018, 12:26:05 AM »
Am I the only one who types out cunt when I want to write "penguin" so that it gets replaced because it's got less letters than penguin?
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2018, 12:30:23 AM »
Am I the only one who types out cunt when I want to write "penguin" so that it gets replaced because it's got less letters than penguin?
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2018, 12:31:43 AM »
Am I the only one who types out cunt when I want to write "penguin" so that it gets replaced because it's got less letters than penguin?

No I do it too, it's faster penguin why wouldn't you?
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2018, 02:09:01 AM »
What is the difference of penguin or penguin? What is the problem.
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2018, 02:16:43 AM »
What is the difference of penguin or penguin? What is the problem.

Forum software.   cunt penguin. 
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Re: Penguins can fly!
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2018, 06:48:26 AM »
What's the sudden obsession with penguin cunts?
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