dutchylegbalackeylogic
Maybe we can dumb it down to something they can understand.
dutchy grabs a handful of feces from his ass, and throws it lightly, parallel to the ground. it flies a few yards before falling short of the enclosure fence.
legba throws his poop a little harder, just reaching the fence.
lackey, having the stronger arm, from constant masturbation, throws his shit much harder. It travels much further, splatting right on the face of his master, (they are all held captive by their yootoobe conspiracy video masters).
NASA, and their worldwide counterparts, have figured out how to throw complex electro-mechanical devices EXTREMELY fast... Fast enough that their trajectory matches that of the curvature of the planet, into the essentially frictionless environment of space, where it takes a very long time to hit the ground.
Now, you can watch your satellite TV, and with the number of broadcasts available, you can likely find video of the monkeyshit fights at the zoo.