When is Gayer going to have the baby?

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #90 on: February 05, 2018, 05:57:57 PM »
8 lbs 13 oz, and its bald head will have the most wonderful cone shape.


Edit: no, not because it's mine. Because that's what babies look like. I predict bald. The cone is a foregone conclusion.
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #91 on: February 06, 2018, 05:34:29 AM »
Born in the wee small hours of this morning, weighing 3610g and quite a bit of dark hair. Not really too cone shaped head. Makes weird faces though.
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #92 on: February 06, 2018, 05:52:24 AM »
That's communist for 7 pounds 15 ounces btw.

Congrats!
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #93 on: February 06, 2018, 06:32:56 AM »
Congratulations Gayer!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2018, 06:45:35 AM »
Congratulations!!

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2018, 07:04:10 AM »
Congratulations Gayer!!

Is it a boy of girl?
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #96 on: February 06, 2018, 08:45:43 AM »
A boy
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #97 on: February 06, 2018, 10:26:13 AM »
Name him Hoppy in honor of his father.
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #98 on: February 06, 2018, 11:33:38 AM »
Congratulations Gayer!

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #99 on: February 06, 2018, 11:54:11 AM »
Yay first baby born on FES!
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #100 on: February 06, 2018, 12:41:33 PM »
No, his older sister is the first FES baby and our fearless leader.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #101 on: February 06, 2018, 01:11:45 PM »
No, his older sister is the first FES baby and our fearless glorious leader.
Fixed.

Also, congrats baby boy for being born, but condolences for the goofy name that you're likely to get stuck with.
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #102 on: February 06, 2018, 01:29:46 PM »
Congrats!  Your only a few days off of the prediction that I made, but I am sure the delay was not caused from you not trying.  Name him a glorious viking name!

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #103 on: February 06, 2018, 05:18:48 PM »
I just saw the pic your brother posted on Twitter. SO CUTE!
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #104 on: February 07, 2018, 02:36:09 AM »
Congratulations,  here's wishing little-gayer a long and happy life.

Will he be a flat earther?
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #105 on: February 07, 2018, 04:25:26 AM »
Will he be even gayer?
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #106 on: February 07, 2018, 02:25:48 PM »
Best wishes to you and your newborn.
Hang on, I'll just check my personal care factor for this week : nope still don't give a fuck.       

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2018, 06:42:07 AM »
Finally going home
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2018, 07:16:53 AM »
Cute!
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2018, 08:35:46 AM »
OMG. Love the tie dye. What a cutie.

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2018, 08:56:54 AM »
Looks like Heiwa, hmmmmmm
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #111 on: February 09, 2018, 11:47:26 AM »
What does glorious leader think about having a minion?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #112 on: February 09, 2018, 12:39:59 PM »
What does glorious leader think about having a minion?
Happy, more subjects to rule.
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #113 on: February 09, 2018, 05:24:45 PM »
Finally going home

Dont drop him. He'll resent you his whole life. Dont even let it get in your head - accidentally dropping your baby - I mean.

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #114 on: February 10, 2018, 10:02:48 AM »
What does glorious leader think about having a minion?

She loves it!
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #115 on: February 10, 2018, 03:08:31 PM »
Like a new pet?
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #116 on: February 10, 2018, 03:16:46 PM »
They will crush the globularists.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #117 on: February 11, 2018, 12:53:22 AM »
Beautiful baby!  Did you name him a glorious viking name?

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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #118 on: February 11, 2018, 06:47:00 AM »
No name yet, can't decide what name he looks like.
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Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« Reply #119 on: February 11, 2018, 06:50:33 AM »
I think he looks like his name is Erik