What do luminous moon shrimp eat?

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rabinoz

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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2018, 08:39:05 PM »
They eat each other as well as the atmosphere on the moon. "Gravity", or rather Newton's laws of motion, keep them on the moon.
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2018, 06:00:45 AM »
So, if the flat earth's moon is self illuminated by a population of luminous moon shrimp, then what do luminous moon shrimp eat?

While we're asking retarded questions, what keeps them on the moon if it isn't gravity?

I imagine that the environment of the moon is much like the thermal vents found deep under the ocean.

And how do you come to that conclusion. Donít you think the absence of water is a minor problem?

I didn't say it was exactly like it in every single imaginable way. Round-earthers have this problem often. If I say that Pepsi is like Coke, I don't mean that Pepsi is 100% exactly like Coke in every conceivable way. I mean that they are similar. I imagine that moon is likely similar to the thermal vent environment on earth in that it's an environment where creatures thrive without any meaningful amount of sunlight.

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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2018, 06:23:22 AM »
If you are suggesting I claim RE scientists are always wrong, you are ridiculous markjo,
I'm suggesting that it's a slippery slope to trust anything that RE scientists say.
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2018, 10:40:12 AM »
The Lunar Exploration Team (unlike the Solar Exploration Team which are making plans to land on and survey  the sun - at night, of course) at Texas A&M University  are making plans to land on and survey the moon. They plan to take a shipment of Moon Pies to feed and tame the moonshrimp.A Civil Engineering Student is planning to go with both teams and  to bring his Transit along to do the surveying on both the sun and moon.
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2018, 10:41:12 PM »
The Lunar Exploration Team (unlike the Solar Exploration Team which are making plans to land on and survey  the sun - at night, of course) at Texas A&M University  are making plans to land on and survey the moon. They plan to take a shipment of Moon Pies to feed and tame the moonshrimp.A Civil Engineering Student is planning to go with both teams and  to bring his Transit along to do the surveying on both the sun and moon.

Ooh! That reminds me of another key question:

What do luminous moon shrimp taste like?
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2018, 09:50:08 AM »
The Lunar Exploration Team (unlike the Solar Exploration Team which are making plans to land on and survey  the sun - at night, of course) at Texas A&M University  are making plans to land on and survey the moon. They plan to take a shipment of Moon Pies to feed and tame the moonshrimp.A Civil Engineering Student is planning to go with both teams and  to bring his Transit along to do the surveying on both the sun and moon.

Ooh! That reminds me of another key question:

What do luminous moon shrimp taste like?


Hmmmmm......I dunno....
Maybe not too bad if doused in a lot of moonshrimp cocktail sauce or tabasco sauce served with jalapenos....????
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2018, 10:48:29 AM »
If you are suggesting I claim RE scientists are always wrong, you are ridiculous markjo,
I'm suggesting that it's a slippery slope to trust anything that RE scientists say.
I suppose its a slippery slope to trust anything that anyone says.

When talking to the round earth scientist, one must take the entire conversation with a grain of salt. His studies are within a system created out of imagination and whismy, and so this will poison many arguments he might make that would otherwise seem reasonable. Take astronomy - would you trust a doctor who has never seen a real human in his life to perform surgery on you? Of course not, and just so ridiculous is the idea of trusting the astronomer!
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2018, 11:04:38 AM »
Because an astronomer has never seen what exactly?

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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2018, 01:29:55 PM »
Any of the bodies he studies.
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EvolvedMantisShrimp

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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2018, 01:41:15 PM »
Any of the bodies he studies.

Astronomers have never seen any of the bodies they study?  :o
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2018, 01:51:24 PM »
Any of the bodies he studies.

Astronomers have never seen any of the bodies they study?  :o
Not properly, yes.

The astronomer has no sense of the distance to the bodies he studies, for example. These are calculated after taking assumption after assumption after assumption, with no real metric for distance since he has no way to verify that the space medium acts as he theories would assume it does.
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EvolvedMantisShrimp

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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2018, 01:56:56 PM »
Any of the bodies he studies.

Astronomers have never seen any of the bodies they study?  :o
Not properly, yes.

The astronomer has no sense of the distance to the bodies he studies, for example. These are calculated after taking assumption after assumption after assumption, with no real metric for distance since he has no way to verify that the space medium acts as he theories would assume it does.

For example?
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Re: What do luminous moon shrimp eat?
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2018, 03:17:40 PM »
If you are suggesting I claim RE scientists are always wrong, you are ridiculous markjo,
I'm suggesting that it's a slippery slope to trust anything that RE scientists say.
I suppose its a slippery slope to trust anything that anyone says.

When talking to the round earth scientist, one must take the entire conversation with a grain of salt. His studies are within a system created out of imagination and whismy, and so this will poison many arguments he might make that would otherwise seem reasonable. Take astronomy - would you trust a doctor who has never seen a real human in his life to perform surgery on you? Of course not, and just so ridiculous is the idea of trusting the astronomer!
Instead of picking on astronomers, why not take a shot at the countless earth scientists who directly study the size, shape and workings of the earth?  There are very few, if any, fields of earth science that do not rely heavily on knowing the correct size and shape of the earth.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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