Greetings!

Joe, would you be a member of your cult if you were not the Leader?

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

Please do not make judgements about us when you do not understand our commune. I am not a manipulative leader, I am a teacher, one of many, and I am taught in turn. We all have the same freedoms and choices and power.
Those that visit always leave feeling the truth of our way.

Joe

goin' down to shoot his ol' ladies,
caught 'em messin' round with another cult

goin' down to shoot his ol' ladies,
caught 'em messin' round with another cult

XD

Joe, are the Sacred Steps something like the Alcoholics Anonymous steps thing?

Joe, are the Sacred Steps something like the Alcoholics Anonymous steps thing?

Only so far as they measure how far one moves beyond vice.

Joe

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Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 07, 2017, 01:52:29 PM

I'm about 85% ready to join your cult.
A couple of questions remain . . .

Describe a typical cult dinner.

If it's vegetarian I'm definitely not joining.  I likes my meats!

There are no dietary limitations inherently, though many of our members choose to abstain from foodstuffs obtained in an inhumane fashion, whether it was humans or animals abused.

Joe

Does this mean that you support humane cannibalism?

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Quote from: suseuser on December 07, 2017, 02:10:23 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 07, 2017, 01:52:29 PM

I'm about 85% ready to join your cult.
A couple of questions remain . . .

Describe a typical cult dinner.

If it's vegetarian I'm definitely not joining.  I likes my meats!

There are no dietary limitations inherently, though many of our members choose to abstain from foodstuffs obtained in an inhumane fashion, whether it was humans or animals abused.

Joe

Does this mean that you support humane cannibalism?

Is there such a thing?

Joe

As long as there is consent, I guess?

Joe, does your cult have a logo?

A logo is one of the best ways to build an image and encourage brand loyalty.
If designed correctly, it's basically friendship at a glance.



I can help you with this.

Joe, does your cult have a logo?

A logo is one of the best ways to build an image and encourage brand loyalty.
If designed correctly, it's basically friendship at a glance.



I can help you with this.

What logo would you choose for a Humane Cannibal Sex Cult?

I'd go with a naked Anthony Hopkins sporting a cock ring.



This is clearly not my profession.

What logo would you choose for a Humane Cannibal Sex Cult?

Unlike some renegade confectioners, I don't work without a contract. 

Quote from: markjo on December 10, 2017, 11:31:28 AM

Quote from: 41317 on December 10, 2017, 10:51:43 AM

Quote from: suseuser on December 07, 2017, 02:10:23 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 07, 2017, 01:52:29 PM

I'm about 85% ready to join your cult.
A couple of questions remain . . .

Describe a typical cult dinner.

If it's vegetarian I'm definitely not joining.  I likes my meats!

There are no dietary limitations inherently, though many of our members choose to abstain from foodstuffs obtained in an inhumane fashion, whether it was humans or animals abused.

Joe

Does this mean that you support humane cannibalism?

Is there such a thing?

Joe

Why wouldn't there be?

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Quote from: 41317 on December 06, 2017, 01:46:39 PM

I admit as his wife you could argue I have a certain 'perk' but that's because of who I am, not the stage I've reached.

Lindsey

Are all cult members Joe's wives?

We are not a cult. Those that continue to call us as such will not be discussed with, they make it clear they are only interested in promoting negativity. I will have no part of that, the way of the Sacred Steps is made to improve peoples' experiences of the world.

The situation is more nuanced than you make it out to be. No, the vast majority of the commune are not married to me. Chloe is my wife in this life, and the one I spend the most time with, but my soul and Lindsey's were met and bound in a past life. Now we have reacquired our memories of that life, we cannot forget it.

Joe

Do you and Lindsey still have sex sometimes? How does Chloe feel about that?

I am not discussing my sex life.
I will say that should Chloe find a husband from a previous life I will extend to her the same tolerance she has given to Lindsey and myself.

Joe

Is discussing your sex life considered taboo in your cult or is there some other reason you're reluctant to discuss it?

Also, I'm trying to figure out if Chloe is my wife from a previous life. Can you post a pic? Or at least let me know if she is hot or not?

Apologies for the prolonged absence, we had some network problems. I'm glad to see we have not been forgotten about. Please, do feel free to ask all your questions, I will answer when I can.

Joe

Does Chloe have any body piercings?

I will not discuss personal details.

Joe

I will not discuss personal details.

Joe

Well, that's disappointing. Put Chloe on so I can talk to her directly, she might have a different policy.

I'm still trying to figure out what the number 41317 means. Do you live in the Hardshell, Kentucky area? For someone who want's to avoid negativity in their life.  You sure picked the wrong group.  I don't think you are going to find any converts here.   

I'm still trying to figure out what the number 41317 means. Do you live in the Hardshell, Kentucky area? For someone who want's to avoid negativity in their life.  You sure picked the wrong group.  I don't think you are going to find any converts here.

I donno.  I'm about 20% ready to join that cult.  I'm just a little weirded out by it not being a nudist colony. 

I'm still trying to figure out what the number 41317 means.

Obviously it's leetspeak.  It translates to AIEIT, which is short for All India Education and Information Technology.

I'm still trying to figure out what the number 41317 means. Do you live in the Hardshell, Kentucky area? For someone who want's to avoid negativity in their life.  You sure picked the wrong group.  I don't think you are going to find any converts here.

It can better be read as 4-13-17, three numbers that make a number of cultures nervous because they indicate how far they have to go.

Joe

Quote from: suseuser on December 11, 2017, 12:44:49 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what the number 41317 means. Do you live in the Hardshell, Kentucky area? For someone who want's to avoid negativity in their life.  You sure picked the wrong group.  I don't think you are going to find any converts here.

I donno.  I'm about 20% ready to join that cult.  I'm just a little weirded out by it not being a nudist colony.

If they won't accept our disrobed state, let's form our own nudist colony. We can still extend an invite to Chloe.

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Quote from: suseuser on December 11, 2017, 12:44:49 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what the number 41317 means. Do you live in the Hardshell, Kentucky area? For someone who want's to avoid negativity in their life.  You sure picked the wrong group.  I don't think you are going to find any converts here.

I donno.  I'm about 20% ready to join that cult.  I'm just a little weirded out by it not being a nudist colony.

If they won't accept our disrobed state, let's form our own nudist colony. We can still extend an invite to Chloe.

Don't forget to invite Lindsey too.

This seems to be where we introduce ourselves. I'm Caleb, I've made a few posts. I'm newer to the commune, only been here a few months, but they've been the best of my life. When I left behind the toxicity of the world everything became so much brighter.

I was confined to my bed for the better part of a year after an incident involving a drunk driver. I felt useless. It was a friend that introduced me to breathing excercises and meditation, giving me something to do while I was trapped and something else to focus on.
It was when I was beginning to walk again that she introduced me to Joe, and he helped me both train physically and grow spiritually. He gave me purpose, and taught me that I am more than this broken body. For that I will always be grateful. I owe the Sacred Steps my life.

Caleb

Caleb, sorry to hear about your car wreck.

Do you think Joe can fix my fucked up knee?

Glad to have you guys on board. Let me know if I can help with anything.

There it is.

It always comes down to controlling who's fucking who.

I, Sir, am always in control of my vacuum cleaner.

I've no idea if this guy is pulling our collective pissers, but this is the best thread on the forum.