Hello, Flat Earthers

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StalinistSuffragette

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Hello, Flat Earthers
« on: November 29, 2017, 07:53:45 AM »
So, I have lurked silently here for longer than I can remember. 

First, it was to mock you.  Who could possible believe such things?

Then, it was out of morbid curiosity.  Were you even serious?  Or just a very well coordinated group of trolls?

Then, I was given a copy of Earth Not a Globe as a gift.  They thought it would be funny, because I was so obsessed with reading the posts here.  It wasn't as funny when I started to question things.

Damn you, flat earthers.  You got in my head!  I decided it was time to join the discussion.  So here we are, and here I am.  I'm ready to admit it: as far as I can tell, the earth is flat.    Nice to officially meet you.

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Wendy

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2017, 08:16:52 AM »
Hi! Also, zeteticism may not be the greatest thing to base your life on, but it's nice that you have a hobby.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2017, 09:32:19 AM »
Welcome to the flat side.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Crouton

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2017, 09:34:01 AM »
Welcome StalinistSuffragette.  I'm glad to see you have an interest in fine literature.  You might be interested in knowing that I'm actually writing a screenplay based on that book.

Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

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RocketSauce

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2017, 12:07:50 PM »
I first showed up here before there was a forum.... back in... 08 maybe....
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rabinoz

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2017, 02:41:14 PM »
So, I have lurked silently here for longer than I can remember. 

First, it was to mock you.  Who could possible believe such things?

Then, it was out of morbid curiosity.  Were you even serious?  Or just a very well coordinated group of trolls?

Then, I was given a copy of Earth Not a Globe as a gift.  They thought it would be funny, because I was so obsessed with reading the posts here.  It wasn't as funny when I started to question things.
Don't "they" say "beware of Gxxxxx bearing gifts!"? Where Gxxxxx seems to be connected with Trojan Horses.

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Damn you, flat earthers.  You got in my head!  I decided it was time to join the discussion.  So here we are, and here I am.  I'm ready to admit it: as far as I can tell, the earth is flat.    Nice to officially meet you.
Yup, the earth and the ocean looks perfectly flat!


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gotham

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2017, 03:16:58 PM »
Greetings StalinistSuffragette,

Great to have you aboard. 

The FES is the voice of reason and we do appreciate when new members have done their homework arriving at a proper Earth shape realization.   

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Hamzah

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2017, 08:00:48 PM »
Hello, and welcome to the forum. I have a question for you. According to your analysis and why the earth is flat, why do you think countries are fighting in middle east?
Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). Al-Baqara (The Cow) - 2:18




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Twerp

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2017, 08:03:28 PM »
Welcome StalinistSuffragette.  I'm glad to see you have an interest in fine literature.  You might be interested in knowing that I'm actually writing a screenplay based on that book.

When do we get to see more of it?
“Heaven is being governed by Devil nowadays..” - Wise

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Slemon

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2017, 09:24:09 AM »
Hi and welcome! I look forward to seeing what you add.

The FES is the voice of reason and we do appreciate when new members have done their homework arriving at a proper Earth shape realization.
This is completely irrelevant but I like the christmassy icon.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Crouton

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2017, 09:26:51 AM »
Welcome StalinistSuffragette.  I'm glad to see you have an interest in fine literature.  You might be interested in knowing that I'm actually writing a screenplay based on that book.

When do we get to see more of it?

Since Hannibal vanished I've been having a hard time finding an actor to play the gay love interest.

I was also hoping that the two forums would reunify.  I'll get back to it eventually.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

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gotham

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2017, 11:07:05 AM »
Hi and welcome! I look forward to seeing what you add.

The FES is the voice of reason and we do appreciate when new members have done their homework arriving at a proper Earth shape realization.
This is completely irrelevant but I like the christmassy icon.

Thank you for the icon comment!

I would, however, like you to re-consider the "irrelevant" assessment. In my opinion, it is hardly that because I came to the site and realization of Earth shape with much similarity to the OP.

I also lurked for quite some time at the beginning.  Once I started looking into wisdom within, in particular the influence of Tom Bishop, I found it hard to stop looking into the Earth shape matter.  To this day I continue looking into into aspects of FET. 

Like the OP, I had become an FEer before making my first post. It is with that "birds of a feather" enthusiasm that I made my post ITT.     
« Last Edit: November 30, 2017, 11:09:00 AM by gotham »

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Slemon

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2017, 02:33:54 PM »
I would, however, like you to re-consider the "irrelevant" assessment. In my opinion, it is hardly that because I came to the site and realization of Earth shape with much similarity to the OP.
I meant my own comment, sorry if I was unclear.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Luke 22:35-38

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2017, 02:47:43 PM »
Shalom and welcome to the forum.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

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gotham

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2017, 04:08:40 PM »
I would, however, like you to re-consider the "irrelevant" assessment. In my opinion, it is hardly that because I came to the site and realization of Earth shape with much similarity to the OP.
I meant my own comment, sorry if I was unclear.

Oh, I am now properly embarrassed by my interpretation. I will spend a little time at RIF.org and see if that helps...

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RocketSauce

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2017, 11:28:58 AM »
The day Jane changes her Icon... people will lose their minds...
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Please don't mention Himawari 8
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Impossible to have the same volume and different density.

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Extra Virgin Penguin Blood is a natural aphrodisiac

Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2017, 01:41:42 PM »
Janes icon gives me the creeps. No offense.  I wondered if it is an actual picture with a little artwork or just some random crazy image that was found online somewhere.  The icon freaks me out more than the clown in IT.

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realNarcberry

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2017, 01:59:09 PM »
This thread proves that ANYONE can know if they just look. Welcome to the ranks!

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR FE!!!

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Username

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2017, 04:22:43 PM »
Thanks for joining us! Its always nice to have flatists here on the forums.
"You are a very reasonable man John." - D1

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wise

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2017, 10:58:35 PM »
"flatist". Thanks John. It is slightly better than "flatter" or "flattist". What is next, is it "Flatlander?"
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wise

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Re: Hello, Flat Earthers
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2017, 11:27:55 PM »
So, I have lurked silently here for longer than I can remember. 

First, it was to mock you.  Who could possible believe such things?

Then, it was out of morbid curiosity.  Were you even serious?  Or just a very well coordinated group of trolls?

Then, I was given a copy of Earth Not a Globe as a gift.  They thought it would be funny, because I was so obsessed with reading the posts here.  It wasn't as funny when I started to question things.

Damn you, flat earthers.  You got in my head!  I decided it was time to join the discussion.  So here we are, and here I am.  I'm ready to admit it: as far as I can tell, the earth is flat.    Nice to officially meet you.

Wellcome home, the truth. Please, don't turn back to the liars.

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