So, I have lurked silently here for longer than I can remember.
First, it was to mock you. Who could possible believe such things?
Then, it was out of morbid curiosity. Were you even serious? Or just a very well coordinated group of trolls?
Then, I was given a copy of Earth Not a Globe as a gift. They thought it would be funny, because I was so obsessed with reading the posts here. It wasn't as funny when I started to question things.
Damn you, flat earthers. You got in my head! I decided it was time to join the discussion. So here we are, and here I am. I'm ready to admit it: as far as I can tell, the earth is flat. Nice to officially meet you.