Making false reports is serious business, though I supposed posting porkies is permitted.
Who said that a person is not allowed to try to be funny every now and then? You should try it for a change.
I don't have any idea "Who said that a person is not allowed to try to be funny every now and then?"
I certainly didn't say that! But, I guess a 4-year-old can't be expected to read properly.
Don't worry, sonny, next year you can go to school. there they'll learn ya read'n rite all proper like.