List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers

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List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« on: October 23, 2017, 02:32:58 PM »
Does anyone have a list of things that don't exist according to FE's?

  • Space
  • Rockets
  • Satellites
  • Nuclear Weapons
  • GPS
  • Gravity - Working theory
  • Planets - existence as well as distance
  • Photos (telescope) of planets
  • South Pole
  • Flights to/near Antarctica
  • "Light" as proven by observation
  • Laws of Physics
  • Flight paths/routes
  • Below horizon
  • Solar Eclipse
  • Lunar Eclipse
  • Geometry
  • Coriolis Effect
  • Atmosphere containment
  • Size of Australia
  • Size of sun constant from sunrise to sunset
  • Size of moon same always (minor difference throughout the year)

I'm sure there's loads more, please help me populate this list

[edit] The above list does not indicate complete denial of its existence but rather the known proven and observed knowledge of it. Yes some are outright rejected as existing but as the beliefs amongst FE's differ so much in many aspect, I have to keep it general above otherwise it'll start debates.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2017, 02:05:14 PM by observer »

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2017, 02:44:17 PM »
Reality.

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2017, 02:45:46 PM »
Denial. 

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2017, 02:47:02 PM »

Does anyone have a list of things that don't exist according to FE's?



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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2017, 03:24:08 PM »
Does anyone have a list of things that don't exist according to FE's?

Aliens?

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2017, 03:31:21 PM »
Dinosaurs

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2017, 04:48:31 PM »
Does anyone have a list of things that don't exist according to FE's?

Aliens?
Does anyone have a list of things that don't exist according to FE's?

Aliens?

Sorry I meant things proven by Science, observation and testing that FE's deny exist.

Oh yea, GRAVITY lol.. then again, gravity is a theory. A theory yet to be disproved so it can be in a sub-category of sorts. I'll update the OP

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2017, 04:55:31 PM »
More than 3 brain cells

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2017, 05:00:39 PM »
More than 3 brain cells


Well that at least 2 up on you  :P


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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2017, 05:13:48 PM »
Is that according to individual FEers, or according to FET as a whole?
Former seems pretty pointless, and for the latter you're way off with that list.
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2017, 08:10:29 AM »
Is that according to individual FEers, or according to FET as a whole?
Former seems pretty pointless, and for the latter you're way off with that list.

I would say according to the average common belief.

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2017, 09:12:51 AM »
Is that according to individual FEers, or according to FET as a whole?
Former seems pretty pointless, and for the latter you're way off with that list.

It depends on what's on the list of the individual  FE - like jroa or sceptimatic - to whom you are talking.

And those round things out there in the what ever it is if it isn't "space"  that the "Round Earthers" call "Planets".
They aren't round things, either.
And a few other things of which I have lost count.

But IMHO "Reality" is "Number One" on the list.
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2017, 11:01:52 AM »
How about North Koreans as enemies of America?
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2017, 11:05:29 AM »
How about North Koreans as enemies of America?

Only in Uranus.
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2017, 11:09:17 AM »
Is that according to individual FEers, or according to FET as a whole?
Former seems pretty pointless, and for the latter you're way off with that list.

It depends on what's on the list of the individual  FE - like jroa or sceptimatic - to whom you are talking.

And those round things out there in the what ever it is if it isn't "space"  that the "Round Earthers" call "Planets".
They aren't round things, either.
And a few other things of which I have lost count.

But IMHO "Reality" is "Number One" on the list.

Planets? Flat Earther's believe planets don't exist or just NASA's photos of the planets are fake?

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2017, 01:00:57 PM »
This feels like a question flat earthers should answer for themselves, but I'm thinking The South Pole might be a candidate?

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2017, 03:26:12 PM »
A girlfriend
Female companionship of any kind
condoms
nose hair trimmers
general human hygiene
a job
respect from peers
parents that haven't died of embarrassment

Should I keep going?  Im just spit balling here...

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2017, 05:06:05 PM »
Is that according to individual FEers, or according to FET as a whole?
Former seems pretty pointless, and for the latter you're way off with that list.

It depends on what's on the list of the individual  FE - like jroa or sceptimatic - to whom you are talking.

And those round things out there in the what ever it is if it isn't "space"  that the "Round Earthers" call "Planets".
They aren't round things, either.
And a few other things of which I have lost count.

But IMHO "Reality" is "Number One" on the list.

Planets? Flat Earther's believe planets don't exist or just NASA's photos of the planets are fake?

Both of the above.
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2017, 05:24:31 PM »
A girlfriend
Female companionship of any kind
condoms
nose hair trimmers
general human hygiene
a job
respect from peers
parents that haven't died of embarrassment

Should I keep going?  Im just spit balling here...


Nah nah, keep going. That's an interesting memoir you have going there at the moment.

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2017, 05:30:48 PM »
This feels like a question flat earthers should answer for themselves, but I'm thinking The South Pole might be a candidate?
Not `maybe`, it's definitely something they deny exists. - added to crazy list

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2017, 06:56:39 PM »
This feels like a question flat earthers should answer for themselves, but I'm thinking The South Pole might be a candidate?
Not `maybe`, it's definitely something they deny exists. - added to crazy list

I love it.  At the 3:30 second marker of the video it shows a map of the earth with alleged flights that dont exist...LMFAO.  Discussed at great length on this site are threads where us normals have proven that these flights do in fact exist.  Too funny these flat earth whackos are.  Just because you say the south pole doesnt exist doesnt mean its not actually there.  LOL

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2017, 07:01:28 PM »
firejimmy, you should show some respect if you wish to continue existing in my Solipsism. I called you up as a joke but your now you're acting like a pretentious twat. (sorry guys).

Behave yourself or I'll dismiss your existence which will cease your existence. It's MY universe

Now what is it Flat Earthers don't have...

Well they soon wont have firejimmy to bother them if he keeps his shitposting up!!

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2017, 09:02:14 PM »

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2017, 09:19:19 PM »
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Space
Rockets
Satellites
Nuclear Weapons
GPS
Gravity
Planets
Photos (telescope) of planets
South Pole
None of these are in direct inconsistency to flat earth, so I wouldn't use this as a characterization.
Maybe GPS if you take it to literally and exclusively mean 'Global Positioning System' as in Earth being a geometric globe, but that typically means 'world', so a worldwide positioning system.

One would be physical curvature of earth in space, something that wouldn't exist according to Flat Earthers.
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2017, 09:22:23 PM »
firejimmy, you should show some respect if you wish to continue existing in my Solipsism. I called you up as a joke but your now you're acting like a pretentious twat. (sorry guys).

Behave yourself or I'll dismiss your existence which will cease your existence. It's MY universe

Now what is it Flat Earthers don't have...

Well they soon wont have firejimmy to bother them if he keeps his shitposting up!!



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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2017, 11:12:20 AM »
This feels like a question flat earthers should answer for themselves, but I'm thinking The South Pole might be a candidate?
Not `maybe`, it's definitely something they deny exists. - added to crazy list

I love it.  At the 3:30 second marker of the video it shows a map of the earth with alleged flights that dont exist...LMFAO.  Discussed at great length on this site are threads where us normals have proven that these flights do in fact exist.  Too funny these flat earth whackos are.  Just because you say the south pole doesnt exist doesnt mean its not actually there.  LOL

Man you're right. Found videos "proving" there's no flights to/near antartica. Added to list.

Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2017, 11:15:45 AM »
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Space
Rockets
Satellites
Nuclear Weapons
GPS
Gravity
Planets
Photos (telescope) of planets
South Pole
None of these are in direct inconsistency to flat earth, so I wouldn't use this as a characterization.
Maybe GPS if you take it to literally and exclusively mean 'Global Positioning System' as in Earth being a geometric globe, but that typically means 'world', so a worldwide positioning system.

One would be physical curvature of earth in space, something that wouldn't exist according to Flat Earthers.

"Physical curvature" is a given as the defining dispute so no need to mention it in the list.

Also, GPS (with how it actually works) is denied by Flat Earthers so it definitely has to be in the list.

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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2017, 11:51:21 AM »
Welding helmets def are off of any of these lists.  :P
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2017, 01:27:39 PM »
How about North Koreans as enemies of America?

Only in Uranus.
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Re: List of things that don't exist to Flat Earthers
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2017, 03:36:12 PM »
The knowledge of how an incandescent light blub works.  Honestly, I cant make this stuff up...LOL

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