Ask Heiwa Anything

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #90 on: November 26, 2017, 09:24:02 AM »
Raise of hands, who has actually gone to Heiwa's website?

I personally refuse to go...
Does Heiwa have a website? I would never have guessed.
<>just click on it!

Heiwa has a website? how in the world do you find it?
Just ask Google!

Right. 'Cause it sure isn't spammed in every other post you make or anything like that.
If he didn't constantly spam it then he wouldn't be able to get all excited about the paltry number of hits from the bots that follow the links.

Hm, the software checking hits of my website ignore search engine bots of all kind. But plenty bots check what I write to assist people to find me.
Nobody believes you're smart enough to operate the software correctly.  More lies from Heiwa.
Well, I have plenty visitors and contacts with them via the web. That's one purpose of my site, which doesn't cost me much. In the old times I had to print and distribute books. Today the books, etc, are all free at http://heiwaco.com .
Yet another statement you can't back up.  PROVE you have "plenty visitors and contacts with them via the web".  Bet you can't and won't.

Reason is that I am very smart,
Not based on what you post here and elsewhere.

good looking,
debatable.

rich,
Yet another statement you've yet to back up.

healthy,
Is that not counting your admitted brain damage?

fun
It is fun laughing at you.  You are trying to be a joke, right?

and nice, etc.
directly contradicted by your continued insults of others in nearly ever post.  More LIES from Heiwa.

Twerps hate me for it but they are not perfect ... like me.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

Do you play tennis? Let's have a game, any time.
and the non sequitur of the month award goes to...

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #91 on: November 26, 2017, 09:28:35 AM »
Raise of hands, who has actually gone to Heiwa's website?

I personally refuse to go...
Does Heiwa have a website? I would never have guessed.
<>just click on it!

Heiwa has a website? how in the world do you find it?
Just ask Google!

I tried googling it. It just kept giving me sites with instructions on self lobotomization.
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #92 on: November 26, 2017, 10:52:15 AM »

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #93 on: November 26, 2017, 11:53:03 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
« Last Edit: November 26, 2017, 12:01:18 PM by frenat »

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #94 on: November 26, 2017, 06:22:42 PM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #95 on: November 26, 2017, 06:27:41 PM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #96 on: November 26, 2017, 06:47:09 PM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #97 on: November 26, 2017, 10:20:58 PM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #98 on: November 26, 2017, 10:24:13 PM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.



This isn't the thread you talk shit about Heiwa. There are plenty of others like that. In this thread you pretend you are enjoying one of Heiwas fine Nespressos in his office and having a cordial conversation with him


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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #99 on: November 26, 2017, 10:25:29 PM »
Heiwa, how do you get the chocolate in the middle like that?
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #100 on: November 27, 2017, 04:55:09 AM »
Heiwa, how do you get the chocolate in the middle like that?
No idea. My machine just produce one cup of coffee. At a time. And it is time for it.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #101 on: November 27, 2017, 06:04:50 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #102 on: November 27, 2017, 07:45:28 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #103 on: November 27, 2017, 08:16:12 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.
Anything?  Why do you lie so much?  You've been caught in many lies on this forum and others so don't try to deny it.
My theory is you're a narcissistic pathological liar and you're very lonely which is why you keep spamming your site and resurrecting dead threads.
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #104 on: November 27, 2017, 08:30:45 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.
Anything?  Why do you lie so much?  You've been caught in many lies on this forum and others so don't try to deny it.
My theory is you're a narcissistic pathological liar and you're very lonely which is why you keep spamming your site and resurrecting dead threads.
Thanks for your theory and opinion. You sound like a twerp. Re question, I never lie. Why do you suggest it? Aha, you are a twerp.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #105 on: November 27, 2017, 08:31:59 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.
Anything?  Why do you lie so much?  You've been caught in many lies on this forum and others so don't try to deny it.
My theory is you're a narcissistic pathological liar and you're very lonely which is why you keep spamming your site and resurrecting dead threads.
Thanks for your theory and opinion. You sound like a twerp. Re question, I never lie. Why do you suggest it? Aha, you are a twerp.
You claim to be nice then insult in nearly every post.  So that is a lie and it has been pointed out before.  Now you are lying about never lying.  More LIES from Heiwa.  But it does support the narcissist theory.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #106 on: November 27, 2017, 08:37:18 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.
Anything?  Why do you lie so much?  You've been caught in many lies on this forum and others so don't try to deny it.
My theory is you're a narcissistic pathological liar and you're very lonely which is why you keep spamming your site and resurrecting dead threads.
Thanks for your theory and opinion. You sound like a twerp. Re question, I never lie. Why do you suggest it? Aha, you are a twerp.
You claim to be nice then insult in nearly every post.  So that is a lie and it has been pointed out before.  Now you are lying about never lying.  More LIES from Heiwa.  But it does support the narcissist theory.
Does this type of post make you happy?

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #107 on: November 27, 2017, 08:43:12 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.
Anything?  Why do you lie so much?  You've been caught in many lies on this forum and others so don't try to deny it.
My theory is you're a narcissistic pathological liar and you're very lonely which is why you keep spamming your site and resurrecting dead threads.
Thanks for your theory and opinion. You sound like a twerp. Re question, I never lie. Why do you suggest it? Aha, you are a twerp.
You claim to be nice then insult in nearly every post.  So that is a lie and it has been pointed out before.  Now you are lying about never lying.  More LIES from Heiwa.  But it does support the narcissist theory.
Does this type of post make you happy?
Exposing your many lies so that it makes it harder for you to deceive?  Why wouldn't it?  Stop lying and I'll stop calling you a liar.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #108 on: November 27, 2017, 10:32:44 AM »
good looking,
debatable.
Well, plenty women here disagree!
Yet another statement you can't and won't back up.  Maybe its your admitted brain damage?  And we're not asking your whores, it is debatable here.
Noted that you ignored the rest of the post.  Can we assume you agree the rest is more lies of yours?
Pls, do not assume anything unless you are brain damaged. Do like me. Play mixed double tennis with nice women! Get out in the fresh air and exercise!
Avoiding the question and attempting non sequitur.  Conclusion: Anders knows he is lying.

What question did I avoid? The one about brain damage? Maybe I missed it?
And anders proves he is unable to read.  How sad for him.

But I can read! Am I not happy. But I missed your question. In this thread you can ask me anything.
Anything?  Why do you lie so much?  You've been caught in many lies on this forum and others so don't try to deny it.
My theory is you're a narcissistic pathological liar and you're very lonely which is why you keep spamming your site and resurrecting dead threads.
Thanks for your theory and opinion. You sound like a twerp. Re question, I never lie. Why do you suggest it? Aha, you are a twerp.
It’s not a suggestion.  You’ve been caught lying so many times it’s easy to point them out to you.  Here’s a couple of examples.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=253936

https://sites.google.com/site/wtc7lies/home/anders-bjorkman-s-world

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #109 on: November 27, 2017, 11:15:52 AM »
Since this a heiwa AMA,
Anders do you really believe that you simply claiming something is impossible is actually explaining why it is impossible? 
I ask because even though you claim to explain everything at that horrible website of yours all you ever do is say, but of course that's impossible.
In your mind is that really explaining it?

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #110 on: November 27, 2017, 12:01:25 PM »
Reason is that I am very smart, good looking, rich, healthy, fun and nice, etc. Twerps hate me for it but they are not perfect ... like me.

Do you play tennis? Let's have a game, any time.

I usually do not respond in Heiwa threads as there is no defeating him...he is the godfather of Internet trolls and his stamina has no limit.

However, this post really made me laugh.

Heiwa should jump in the dong thread located in complete nonsense....I bet he has a big dong, the BIGGEST!
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #111 on: November 27, 2017, 03:24:00 PM »
He once made Lexington Steel laugh uncontrollably by telling him his dong was bigger.... He then made Lexington Steel cry by showing him..
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #112 on: November 27, 2017, 05:23:55 PM »
Since this a heiwa AMA,
Anders do you really believe that you simply claiming something is impossible is actually explaining why it is impossible? 
I ask because even though you claim to explain everything at that horrible website of yours all you ever do is say, but of course that's impossible.
In your mind is that really explaining it?
Thanks for asking. All is explained at my popular website http://heiwaco.com .

Nuclear weapons, human space travel, bow visor falling off a ship, Arabs landing in skyscrapers and fusion on Earth are hoaxes invented by criminals using pseudoscience. Using simple critical thinking anyone should agree.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #113 on: November 28, 2017, 06:59:51 AM »
Since this a heiwa AMA,
Anders do you really believe that you simply claiming something is impossible is actually explaining why it is impossible? 
I ask because even though you claim to explain everything at that horrible website of yours all you ever do is say, but of course that's impossible.
In your mind is that really explaining it?
Thanks for asking. All is explained at my popular website http://heiwaco.com .

Nuclear weapons, human space travel, bow visor falling off a ship, Arabs landing in skyscrapers and fusion on Earth are hoaxes invented by criminals using pseudoscience. Using simple critical thinking anyone should agree.
No, nothing is actually explained, that's the point of the question.  You just say, of course that is impossible.
But thanks for the answer, we now know that you do in fact believe that is an explanation. 
Which just makes you a sad, crazy, old man.  Thanks for the confirmation.

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« Reply #114 on: November 28, 2017, 01:47:38 PM »
Since this a heiwa AMA,
Anders do you really believe that you simply claiming something is impossible is actually explaining why it is impossible? 
I ask because even though you claim to explain everything at that horrible website of yours all you ever do is say, but of course that's impossible.
In your mind is that really explaining it?
Thanks for asking. All is explained at my popular website http://heiwaco.com .

Nuclear weapons, human space travel, bow visor falling off a ship, Arabs landing in skyscrapers and fusion on Earth are hoaxes invented by criminals using pseudoscience. Using simple critical thinking anyone should agree.
No, nothing is actually explained, that's the point of the question.  You just say, of course that is impossible.
But thanks for the answer, we now know that you do in fact believe that is an explanation. 
Which just makes you a sad, crazy, old man.  Thanks for the confirmation.

I am sorry that you couldn't understand my explanations. Plenty other people do, which makes me happy.

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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #115 on: November 28, 2017, 01:54:42 PM »
Since this a heiwa AMA,
Anders do you really believe that you simply claiming something is impossible is actually explaining why it is impossible? 
I ask because even though you claim to explain everything at that horrible website of yours all you ever do is say, but of course that's impossible.
In your mind is that really explaining it?
Thanks for asking. All is explained at my popular website http://heiwaco.com .

Nuclear weapons, human space travel, bow visor falling off a ship, Arabs landing in skyscrapers and fusion on Earth are hoaxes invented by criminals using pseudoscience. Using simple critical thinking anyone should agree.
No, nothing is actually explained, that's the point of the question.  You just say, of course that is impossible.
But thanks for the answer, we now know that you do in fact believe that is an explanation. 
Which just makes you a sad, crazy, old man.  Thanks for the confirmation.

I am sorry that you couldn't understand my explanations. Plenty other people do, which makes me happy.
We understand your explanations.  You're just wrong.
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #116 on: November 28, 2017, 05:33:48 PM »
Heiwa how does your dong rate, small,medium,large or extra large? We must know.
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #117 on: November 28, 2017, 05:35:37 PM »
Heiwa how does your dong rate, small,medium,large or extra large? We must know.
Knowing Heiwa the answer will be extra extra large and he's got two.

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« Reply #118 on: November 28, 2017, 05:42:44 PM »
Heiwa how does your dong rate, small,medium,large or extra large? We must know.
Knowing Heiwa the answer will be extra extra large and he's got two.

Because he's confused by the terms "legs" and "between his legs" and ends up equating them.
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Re: Ask Heiwa Anything
« Reply #119 on: November 28, 2017, 06:15:09 PM »
Heiwa how does your dong rate, small,medium,large or extra large? We must know.
Knowing Heiwa the answer will be extra extra large and he's got two.


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