What is the Flat Earth Flipper Model?
The Flat Earth Flipper model explains a lot of things that normal FE doesn't (or can't logically - no, "things 'just fall'" is not a good explanation for "gravity" *cough John Davis).
The Flat Earth Flipper theory explains gravity by the Earth accelerating relatively "up" at 9.8m/s^2 to compensate for ""gravity"".
"But wouldn't we reach and pass the speed of light?"
No. Everytime the Earth is RIGHT about to reach light speed it "flips" around 180 degrees, and starts the cycle again, this time going relatively "down" at 9.8m/s^2 again until it reaches almost speed of light. This continues for ever.
"But wouldn't we all *DIE* on Earth if it flipped so fast?"
Yes, that is how the Dinosaurs died, only smaller animals survived the extinction. We don't know when next Great Flip will be.
We can even say a Great Flip split Pangaea!
"Okay, so what does your model explain that normal FE can't?!"
Apart from what happens when Earth accelerates to light speed, Flipper theory also explains inner planet heat, ice ages, eclipses (solar, lunar), seasons, and much more.
Inner Planet Heat and Ice Ages
The flipping of the Earth is what causes the Earth to be warm, as flipping creates a lot of friction and heat, which stays in the planet for a VERY long time. Eventually the Earth will cool down so low that it will become what we know as "an ice age". Ice ages usually happen right before a great flip anyway, so fairly soon the cycle happens again of heating cooling.
We are currently probably in the latter middle part of this process, as we neither have extreme heat neither an ice age.
Sun/Moon Hanging Above Us
From the very center of the arctic is a very long pole, extending thousands of miles up. At a certain point that one pole splits into two, with one of them being attached by a bearing and being able to spin freely unaffected by the other pole.
These two poles then hang out and hold the Sun and Moon (respectively) kind of like Christmas tree ornaments. The moon hangs slightly lower, allowing it to spin freely around without hitting the sun.
Solar Eclipses
Because the Moon hangs slightly lower than the Sun and is able to pass under the Sun, the Moon can cause solar eclipses.
"But wouldn't that mean we would have a solar eclipse, like, every day??"
No, read on.
Second Axis of Rotation and Seasons
Now where you are imagining the Sun or Moon, replace them with a second "ornament pole arm" that can spin freely on its own axis of rotation. On the end of this second arm is the Sun or Moon.
What does this cause? This causes Solar Eclipses to be as rare as they really are, and it also allows and explains seasons. The Sun is sometimes closer to the Southern 'Hemisphere', sometimes closer to the Northern 'Hemisphere', and sometimes along the Equator.
Lunar Eclipses
Lunar Eclipses occur when the Sun and Moon are opposite of each other. The degree of 'oppositeness' and their own axis of rotation allow the lunar eclipses to be visible in different parts of the earth.
"Wow! This theory makes so much sense! Of course!"
Everything is explained very logically, so of course it makes sense! This theory is still relatively new, so if you have any questions, ask away!
Also, sorry if you're colorblind.