Hello John Davis

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Wolvaccine

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Hello John Davis
« on: September 19, 2017, 08:24:53 PM »
Greetings Mr Davis

With a quintillion different theories and ideas floating around for a flat earth, as secretary of the society, I am curious what is your specific take on a flat earth model and how things work in it?

Maybe some titbits have come and gone over the years of the forum but there is no place where it is all collected for us noobs to see in one place. As secretary and leader, we should know more about you. I confess the only thing about you that's stuck is that you don't wear pants


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Wolvaccine

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2017, 09:14:46 PM »
So is 'L' your full last name Lance, are are you too cowardly to provide it?

If you had been around longer on this forum you would know my character and what I do around here. You embarrass yourself with your presumptions lol

You can have a lot of fun and learn a lot from the globe earthers around here. Sometimes a little bit of horse play is fun. You really shouldn't be so uptight and angry. I was probably a little like you when I joined. Angry, frustrated, lost. I don't think I had any issues with my sexuality though....  :-\


Besides all that, this thread was not even for you. Yet you hijacked it just so you could act tough and threaten us with your cool tracking skills. Really?

If you really want to participate in a thread by me, I created one 'where does your user name come from'. Yours sounds interesting.

Good day to you Sir, and I hope you can find some happiness.

Peace




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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Twerp

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2017, 11:33:17 PM »
My name is Lance L. and I was a nuclear reactor operator on board our submarine fleet.

My name is Jim Chowderhead and I work behind the scenes for Elon Musk on the mars colonization project.
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Bullwinkle

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2017, 12:15:24 AM »
I am Spartacus

Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2017, 01:49:20 AM »
This whole sight reminds me of medieval times when witches were drowned because they weighed more than a rock!

Correction. Witches were burned because they weighed the same as a duck. This is how it was known they were witches.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2017, 12:59:28 PM by Copper Knickers »

Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2017, 07:21:28 AM »
Dear shifter, My name is Lance L. and I was a nuclear reactor operator on board our submarine fleet. You don't have the balls to give your name, do you. So don't condemn others for stating the truth which is, Flat earth is BS. Why do you persist in this charade. Does it give you some kind of hard on? Or do like swaying young people into believing the crap you expouse. This whole sight reminds me of medieval times when witches were drowned because they weighed more than a rock! Total rip off of Monty Python's Holy Grail. If I start getting trolling crap from any of you idiots on this site just to let you know I am also a Microsoft Certified Software Engineer who can and will track you down and don't have a problem getting in touch with the appropriate authorities.

Actually, those witches were drowned because they weighted more than a duck.

Get your facts right mate.

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2017, 07:53:50 AM »
Hello Mr. L. My name is Douglas P. While the details of my life are quite inconsequential, it seem you will press for them anyway. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2017, 08:38:21 AM »
Hello Mr. L. My name is Douglas P. While the details of my life are quite inconsequential, it seem you will press for them anyway. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


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Hamzah

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2017, 09:47:12 AM »
Hi my name is Bogdan Demchenko and I do space studies on this forum. One could learn so much from those flatties and roundies.
Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). Al-Baqara (The Cow) - 2:18




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Bom Tishop

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2017, 11:50:31 AM »
You guys better be careful... Bill Gates taught him how to track you down.... ::)
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boydster

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2017, 12:12:57 PM »
You guys better be careful... Bill Gates taught him how to track you down.... ::)

Lol I'm seeing a dude named "Dave" from "da Vindows tech support" right now when I reread that part of his post.
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UzZiBiKeR

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2017, 12:26:31 PM »
Your point being, What. Is this a threat? I doubt it as my email is already posted.

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boydster

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2017, 12:28:34 PM »
Don't hack me bro. We're both aliens. Same team.

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boydster

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2017, 12:29:46 PM »
Wait I see it! Typo, fixing the post. Sorry dude ;)

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Bom Tishop

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2017, 12:42:41 PM »
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LordDave is quite alright even for a bleeding heart liberal. Godspeed good sir

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rabinoz

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2017, 03:11:08 PM »
Hi my name is ;) Bogdan Demchenko ;) and I do space studies on this forum. One could learn so much from those flatties and roundies.

This ;) Bogdan Demchenko? ;)
Looks a bright kid!

Yes, I agree, I learn a lot here too.

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Hamzah

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2017, 03:33:23 PM »
Hi my name is ;) Bogdan Demchenko ;) and I do space studies on this forum. One could learn so much from those flatties and roundies.

This ;) Bogdan Demchenko? ;)
Looks a bright kid!

Yes, I agree, I learn a lot here too.

Lol, I used to be a musician. Now, I denounce the music and completely isolate myself from it. And, no that's not me bro.
Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). Al-Baqara (The Cow) - 2:18




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rabinoz

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Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2017, 07:02:37 PM »
Lol, I used to be a musician. Now, I denounce the music and completely isolate myself from it. And, no that's not me bro.
Didn't really think so. You seem much much more than twice as intelligent as jora and he's 4 years old.
Profile of jroa, Planar Moderator, Custodial Engineer (AKA floor sweeper), Age: 4. Would jroa attempt to deceive on his profile - never!
Though I doubt that IQ is proportional to age! I certainly don't have an IQ of about 1400.

Re: Hello John Davis
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2017, 11:36:54 AM »
You guys better be careful... Bill Gates taught him how to track you down.... ::)

and than? what will happen.

i would like to ask him some questions face to face.