Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #360 on: March 09, 2018, 03:14:37 AM »
Sometimes I suck at counting.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #361 on: March 09, 2018, 08:05:00 AM »
Headbang soup anyone?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #362 on: March 09, 2018, 08:43:32 PM »
Got a Groupon?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #363 on: April 22, 2021, 05:03:46 PM »
The title says it all. You have 4 words at most to turn a potentially great first date into a train wreck. Go!
Im a murderer.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #364 on: April 23, 2021, 04:22:06 AM »
The earth is flat.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #365 on: April 23, 2021, 05:21:46 AM »
Puppies make great footballs.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #366 on: April 23, 2021, 07:48:31 AM »
The STD clinic said...

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #367 on: April 23, 2021, 07:58:48 AM »


Mmmyou smell like mother.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #368 on: April 23, 2021, 08:23:10 AM »
Hi. I'm boydster.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #369 on: April 23, 2021, 10:04:17 AM »
Why you so fat?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #370 on: April 23, 2021, 12:41:19 PM »
Im a nazi.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #371 on: April 23, 2021, 01:05:49 PM »
I like rape.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #372 on: April 23, 2021, 01:06:23 PM »
There are cigarettes in joints. You don't smoke it by yourself

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #373 on: April 28, 2021, 10:34:40 AM »
Oatmeal raisin cookies rock.
There is a preverb in Turkish:  "Do not think everybody have beard is your grandfather".

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #374 on: April 28, 2021, 11:29:06 AM »
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Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #375 on: April 29, 2021, 12:49:21 AM »
Smell my finger.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #376 on: April 29, 2021, 04:15:39 AM »
I'm Adam Sandler.

Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #377 on: April 29, 2021, 05:51:32 AM »
I'm Adam Sandler.
Yeah, saying you're someone with a net worth of $400 million has never worked for anyone...  :D
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if Donald Trump stuck his penis in me after trying on clothes I would have that date and time burned in my head.

Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #378 on: April 29, 2021, 06:33:00 AM »
I'm Adam Sandler.
Yeah, saying you're someone with a net worth of $400 million has never worked for anyone...  :D
Opening a date by announcing your net worth is not the killer move you think it is.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #379 on: April 29, 2021, 10:52:29 AM »
ONLY FOUR WORDS, JERKS!

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #380 on: April 29, 2021, 11:00:39 AM »
Do you like rape?
Rabinoz RIP

Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #381 on: April 29, 2021, 01:14:21 PM »
My role model? Hitler.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #382 on: April 29, 2021, 07:42:21 PM »
International belly flab model.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #383 on: April 30, 2021, 01:39:38 AM »
Sign this waiver please.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #384 on: May 04, 2021, 10:07:28 AM »
The title says it all. You have 4 words at most to turn a potentially great first date into a train wreck. Go!

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #385 on: May 04, 2021, 11:10:40 AM »
AND I SAID HEYEYEYEYEYEYEY!
He man is a legend for singing that.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #386 on: May 08, 2021, 08:25:15 AM »
Wanna lick my stamp?

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #387 on: May 08, 2021, 10:09:45 AM »
I believe in Denspressure.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #388 on: May 09, 2021, 09:42:03 AM »
Wanna see my mole

Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #389 on: May 10, 2021, 02:47:40 AM »
Pick, Lick, Roll, Flick.
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