Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #210 on: September 22, 2017, 01:42:49 PM »
Toss my salad
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #211 on: September 22, 2017, 01:52:51 PM »
Eat shit and die
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #212 on: September 22, 2017, 02:05:09 PM »
You're a double Bagger

(You know, in case one falls off)
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #213 on: September 22, 2017, 02:38:06 PM »
How loose are you?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #214 on: September 22, 2017, 02:50:08 PM »
*ring*  *ring*


Shhh, it's my wife.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #215 on: September 22, 2017, 02:53:27 PM »
A sphincter says what
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #216 on: September 22, 2017, 03:02:17 PM »
How loose are you?

She'd be like trying to bang a bucket of JELL-O
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #217 on: September 22, 2017, 03:02:58 PM »
I kill first dates
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #218 on: September 22, 2017, 03:06:18 PM »
I've fucked over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #219 on: September 22, 2017, 03:15:04 PM »
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #220 on: September 22, 2017, 03:28:35 PM »
Hi, I'm Scott Peterson
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #221 on: September 25, 2017, 06:52:59 PM »
Word to your mutha

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #222 on: September 25, 2017, 07:04:46 PM »
Make America Great Again
Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #223 on: September 25, 2017, 07:58:44 PM »
Ice Ice Baby
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #224 on: September 25, 2017, 11:16:54 PM »
That was my penis.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #225 on: September 26, 2017, 03:36:42 AM »
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Read a bit psicology and stick your imo to where it comes from
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #226 on: September 26, 2017, 05:02:52 AM »
That was your penis?

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #227 on: September 26, 2017, 04:32:15 PM »
Hail Eris!  All hail Discordia!!

[Yes, it's five words.  Bite me.]
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #228 on: September 26, 2017, 06:11:30 PM »
That was my penis.

That was your penis?

Now it's inside out.

4 and 4, checkem.
(Counting it's as one word.)
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #229 on: September 26, 2017, 08:22:53 PM »
Wanna suck face?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #230 on: September 26, 2017, 09:38:52 PM »
Just call me Anonymous.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #231 on: September 26, 2017, 09:46:05 PM »
Mother is that you?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #232 on: September 26, 2017, 11:09:47 PM »
Nine eleven is hoax.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #233 on: September 26, 2017, 11:14:54 PM »
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #234 on: September 26, 2017, 11:21:49 PM »
lol

And that's "satellite" male, sweetheart. Get your pseudo-scientific pop-psychology straight.  :-*
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #235 on: September 28, 2017, 12:45:52 PM »
satellites are a conspiracy
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #236 on: September 28, 2017, 12:54:08 PM »
Have my baby
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #237 on: September 28, 2017, 03:01:10 PM »
Buy my baby

(I am surprised at the lack of quote mining for the out of context thread.)
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #238 on: September 28, 2017, 08:26:19 PM »
Rent your baby?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #239 on: September 29, 2017, 04:11:07 AM »
Hold my tampon, please.