Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men

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Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« on: February 01, 2008, 03:31:20 AM »
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In a German research it became clear that men who stare to the breasts of woman increase their lifetime with a minimum of five years. Looking to (big) breasts for ten minutes equals 30 minutes of aerobics, according to doctor Karen Weatherby...

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 03:55:40 AM »
I am immortal.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Tao of Pooh

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 04:03:40 AM »
Make sure you get your D-cup a day to stay healthy!
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 07:17:51 AM »
This is the most awesome thing that I have seen all day.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 11:33:25 AM »
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In a German research it became clear that men who stare to the breasts of woman increase their lifetime with a minimum of five years. Looking to (big) breasts for ten minutes equals 30 minutes of aerobics, according to doctor Karen Weatherby...

http://weirdglobenews.com/looking_at_breasts_from_woman_increases_lifetime_of_man.html


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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 12:44:22 PM »
That just makes you a life saver.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 12:58:07 PM »
And there was me saving up for reductive surgery.


I could start a booth. Charge men for a timed peek at my chest. Claim it's a genuine private health clinic.
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2008, 01:11:32 PM »
That's a really good idea. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 02:14:25 PM »
Well, I just don't know... do you have any samples?
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2008, 04:28:44 PM »
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In a German research it became clear that men who stare to the breasts of woman increase their lifetime with a minimum of five years. Looking to (big) breasts for ten minutes equals 30 minutes of aerobics, according to doctor Karen Weatherby...

http://weirdglobenews.com/looking_at_breasts_from_woman_increases_lifetime_of_man.html


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My boyfriend won't let me hear the end of this. I always told him he'd die first.

Well I suppose if you're staring at the wrong woman it could be more harmful for your health than good...
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 11:10:44 PM »
Its fake.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2008, 12:13:24 AM »
I want to meet    be the guy that pitched for this grant.
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2008, 02:24:45 AM »
That's a really good idea. 


We should totally open up our own empire.
This'll put a new spin on BodyShop.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2008, 05:18:53 AM »
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2008, 05:54:03 AM »
So it's true then.  A D-cup a day keeps the doctor away. 
Don't be  hatin'.  Be appreciatin'.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2008, 10:41:19 AM »
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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2008, 06:13:15 PM »
Looking at breasts for ten minutes equals 30 minutes of aerobics.

Hey. That means that if I stare excusively at her breasts during, then I should be seeing quadruple benefits.
Of course, she may not be keen for this on a daily basis; no matter if it makes me live longer or not.

Hey, girls, you will be able to get tax exemption on the business if you claim it as part of a religion.

The universal church of T'n'A or such?

Think about the instant revinue from a half billion immediate converts.
 believe that; the Earth is flat until such time as I stand within the Space Station and personally see that it is a Globe.
or that the Earth is a sphere until such time as I stand upon the Icewall and personally see that it is a Flat Disk.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2008, 01:39:00 PM »
My boyfriend won't let me hear the end of this. I always told him he'd die first.

You and General Gayer are no longer dating?  Why wasn't I informed?
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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2008, 01:39:56 PM »
And there was me saving up for reductive surgery.


I could start a booth. Charge men for a timed peek at my chest. Claim it's a genuine private health clinic.

Good tax deduction.

edit - myhtix beat me to it.  I have to learn how to lurk further before psoting.
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Yeah I love gay porn.

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Re: Looking @ breasts increases lifespan for men
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2008, 03:11:26 PM »
So, what is the OP waiting for? ???
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