Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?

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Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« on: July 13, 2017, 07:24:20 PM »
I haven't seen any flat earth videos about Russia, it's all about USA and UN. Why don't Russia get any attention? They were the ones who went to space first. Shouldn't they be their #1 enemy?
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2017, 07:44:24 PM »
This thread is dumb and you should feel bad.
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2017, 09:25:57 PM »
This thread is dumb and you should feel bad.
Why?

I often wonder why NASA is the Nemisis of flat earthers
But there are over 40 other space agencies, all with their satellites and many sending real-time images back to earth continually.

I am not directing this so much at members, but more at the producers of flat earth YouTube videos.
I think that a big part of the anti-NASA paranoia is that so many of these people have such an abysmal understanding of physics and astronomy.

Not only is their knowledge of science so poor, so often there seems to be a complete lack of any ability to appreciate perspective in 3-dimensions.

But none of this explains why they concentrate on NASA and ignore the photos and ignore photos and evidence from Russia etc.

Maybe Putin can use his influence over influence over Trump to "Make America Round again."

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2017, 03:34:52 PM »
Since Russia went to space first, then that means Russia is in control of round earth scam. Russians control everyone, they the ones who produce photoshop material and make fake international videos somewhere in Siberia.

Can any FES member approve this?
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2017, 03:43:59 PM »
Are you Russian? Why don't you approve it.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2017, 03:53:57 PM »
Are you Russian? Why don't you approve it.

How can I? Aren't you an official member of FES? Is Russia your #1 enemy?
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2017, 04:20:33 PM »
Russia is not my number one enemy. Raisins in cookies are my number one enemy.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2017, 05:53:37 PM »
Hold the phone. This is a very important issue that needs to be addressed.

Raisins have their place. Anyone who makes an oatmeal cookie and leaves the raisins out has no business making cookies.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2017, 05:54:09 PM »
They have to be chopped up raisins, not whole squishy raisins.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2017, 05:55:12 PM »
What you say is a reasonable compromise.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2017, 06:10:58 PM »
No, chopped raisins are unacceptable.  Whole squishy raisins or not at all.

BTW, the earth being round is the #1 enemy of FES.
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2017, 06:18:14 PM »
Russia is not my number one enemy. Raisins in cookies are my number one enemy.

No argument here,   raisins are evil.    I don't like Russians much either.

Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2017, 06:22:23 PM »
There is a quartet of soulful raisins with silky smooth voices that would beg to differ with you. You can find them in a certain claymation Christmas special.

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Hamzah

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2017, 08:12:17 PM »
There is a quartet of soulful raisins with silky smooth voices that would beg to differ with you. You can find them in a certain claymation Christmas special.

Why are you chatting about some else altogether? Does going off-topic seem reasonable to you?

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2017, 08:19:23 PM »
Your thread doesn't make sense. Raisins do. The raisins are the only thing keeping this out of CN.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2017, 10:11:03 PM »
There is a quartet of soulful raisins with silky smooth voices that would beg to differ with you. You can find them in a certain claymation Christmas special.

Why are you chatting about some else altogether? Does going off-topic seem reasonable to you?


You don't like when people fail to obey you? Tough raisins.

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Rayzor

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2017, 04:55:23 AM »
There is a quartet of soulful raisins with silky smooth voices that would beg to differ with you. You can find them in a certain claymation Christmas special.

Why are you chatting about some else altogether? Does going off-topic seem reasonable to you?

Who decided that the "California Raisins"  weren't  Russian deep cover agents?    Remember   "Reds under the Bed".  this is their raison dÍtre  ....


Stupid Soviet child.   Wake up.

PS.  Their rendition of "I heard it on the grapevine"  has echoes of their origins in vinyards,  as well as subtle allusions to  NSA eavesdropping and surveilance,   the clues are obvious.
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Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2017, 05:14:29 AM »
RAISIN HELL - When good Grapes go Bad

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2017, 05:22:30 AM »
Who decided that the "California Raisins"  weren't  Russian deep cover agents?    Remember   "Reds under the Bed".  this is their raison dÍtre  ....


Stupid Soviet child.   Wake up.

PS.  Their rendition of "I heard it on the grapevine"  has echoes of their origins in vinyards,  as well as subtle allusions to  NSA eavesdropping and surveilance,   the clues are obvious.

TAKE IT BACK, MOFO >:( The California Raisins are a national treasure and YOU KNOW IT.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2017, 08:08:25 AM »
If Russians are evil, and raisins are evil, would the evils in Russian raisins cancel each other out, like a double negative?

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2017, 08:23:32 AM »
No, because Russian grammar does allow for double negatives.  Therefore the 2 evils would reinforce each other, making Russian raisins twice as evil.
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2017, 08:28:28 AM »
Double evil Russian raisins, I KNEW IT!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2017, 08:41:46 AM »
If Russians are evil, and raisins are evil, would the evils in Russian raisins cancel each other out, like a double negative?

Are you attempting to divert the topic in order to avoid accountability?
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2017, 08:45:13 AM »
Double evil Russian raisins, I KNEW IT!
That's why you should leave them whole in cookies.  They deserve to suffer the agony of being properly chewed up when eaten.

That's also why this thread should be moved to CN. (just a suggestion)
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Hamzah

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2017, 08:49:43 AM »
Double evil Russian raisins, I KNEW IT!
That's why you should leave them whole in cookies.  They deserve to suffer the agony of being properly chewed up when eaten.

That's also why this thread should be moved to CN. (just a suggestion)

How is this CN? Russians went to space first, according to FES Russians lied to civilization first.
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2017, 08:53:08 AM »
If Russians are evil, and raisins are evil, would the evils in Russian raisins cancel each other out, like a double negative?

Are you attempting to divert the topic in order to avoid accountability?

You caught me.  ::)

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2017, 08:59:24 AM »
Double evil Russian raisins, I KNEW IT!
That's why you should leave them whole in cookies.  They deserve to suffer the agony of being properly chewed up when eaten.

That's also why this thread should be moved to CN. (just a suggestion)

How is this CN? Russians went to space first, according to FES Russians lied to civilization first.

So the Russians were the first space liars.  The US did not want to look week, so they made up their own fantastical tales of moon adventures.  Soon, other countries try to out do each other with lies to cover up lies.  Even China tried to get in on the action by producing a very poorly made "space walk."

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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2017, 09:02:11 AM »
Double evil Russian raisins, I KNEW IT!
That's why you should leave them whole in cookies.  They deserve to suffer the agony of being properly chewed up when eaten.

That's also why this thread should be moved to CN. (just a suggestion)

How is this CN? Russians went to space first, according to FES Russians lied to civilization first.

So the Russians were the first space liars.  The US did not want to look week, so they made up their own fantastical tales of moon adventures.  Soon, other countries try to out do each other with lies to cover up lies.  Even China tried to get in on the action by producing a very poorly made "space walk."

Are you really expecting the civilization to believe in flat earth theory?
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2017, 09:02:38 AM »
Do we have any evidence of this Russia - Raisin collusion?

Maybe the Raisins are responsible for Trump getting elected...
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Re: Is Russia the #1 enemy of Flat Earth Society?
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2017, 09:03:22 AM »
What's wrong with those people who divert topics?
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