I wish I had an immortality card instead of an immorally card. 
I'm not sure if that it Englishes quite as well (depending what you are trying to say), but I personally like: "I wish I had an immortality card instead of an immorality card." Just because it makes it look like someone just misspelled what you were supposed to have and you got 'robbed.'
You are very retarded, so I will have to explain it to you.
intikam has an immortality card, because he is deranged.
I made light of it by mentioning an immorality card, and then you went full retard on us.