The indoctrination is so severe with you people.
Then run off in a sulk and refuse to talk to anyone who won't accept your garbage.
Oh yes, you explain your gobbledegook to us so carefully, and expect us to be like perfect little indoctrinees and be brainwashed by your swill.
I couldn't care less if you think the earth a pretzel, just don't get into a paddy because most sensible people choke on it.
You are exactly the the same as JRoweSkeptic, you both think that if only we understood your respective hypotheses, we would fall over ourselves to swallow it.
Why don't you two, along possibly with Sandokhan, get together and come up with
Unified
Flat
Earth
Hypothesis.
At the monent you have three quite disparate guesses and you all insist that your are correct, and you all rant and rave when we won't accept what you say.
You cannot all be right! So in my opinion, the simplest thing is to completely reject all three of your hypotheses.
I hope you see the logic of my suggestion, seems the fairest all around!