January 20th is Penguin Day

I almost missed it ...   so here we are a day or so late,  but  the penguins don't mind.

Now for a quick review of penguin types.



For those wondering what this has to do with flat earth conspiracy,   since the South Pole can't exist on a flat earth,  then penguins, ipso facto can't exist either.

Best current theory is penguins are genetically engineered harbingers of doom for anyone foolish enough to travel far enough south.

all hail the penguins!! if u ever looked at flat earth map the antartica is there just stretched around the world...

all hail the penguins!! if u ever looked at flat earth map the antartica is there just stretched around the world...

I never thought about it until I read your post.

Humanity on a FE is surrounded by penguins.  They got us trapped.

Of course the eagle eyed would have noticed it says Penguin AWARENESS bday,   not "penguin appreciation day",  or  "penguin inauguration day",  or "penguin march for freedom day"

I find that disturbing,  it's almost as if the organizers of penguin awareness day are sending us a warning that the evil little critters might be planning to march on Washinton and storm the  alt-White house. 

Waving their little flippers in pathetic protest.   

THEY ARE COMING.

I almost missed it ...   so here we are a day or so late,  but  the penguins don't mind.

Now for a quick review of penguin types.



For those wondering what this has to do with flat earth conspiracy,   since the South Pole can't exist on a flat earth,  then penguins, ipso facto can't exist either.

Best current theory is penguins are genetically engineered harbingers of doom for anyone foolish enough to travel far enough south.

Thanks for contributing to penguin awareness. Just one small point, what happened to the evil Nazi lunchbox Penguin?.....or are they being kept a secret?  Shhhhhhh...or has John Davis ate them all?

lol glad to help XD

I almost missed it ...   so here we are a day or so late,  but  the penguins don't mind.

Now for a quick review of penguin types.



For those wondering what this has to do with flat earth conspiracy,   since the South Pole can't exist on a flat earth,  then penguins, ipso facto can't exist either.

Best current theory is penguins are genetically engineered harbingers of doom for anyone foolish enough to travel far enough south.

Sorry to be pedantic but not all penguins live on Antarctica. You'll find them in Africa, New Zealand and South America as well as a whole bunch of other island groups, the Falkland isles for example....oh and of course the group who were native to Germany!

Quote from: Rayzor on January 23, 2017, 04:32:13 AM

I almost missed it ...   so here we are a day or so late,  but  the penguins don't mind.

Now for a quick review of penguin types.



For those wondering what this has to do with flat earth conspiracy,   since the South Pole can't exist on a flat earth,  then penguins, ipso facto can't exist either.

Best current theory is penguins are genetically engineered harbingers of doom for anyone foolish enough to travel far enough south.

Sorry to be pedantic but not all penguins live on Antarctica. You'll find them in Africa, New Zealand and South America as well as a whole bunch of other island groups, the Falkland isles for example....oh and of course the group who were native to Germany!

Don't mention ze germans!

Quote from: Lonegranger on January 23, 2017, 10:22:43 AM

Quote from: Rayzor on January 23, 2017, 04:32:13 AM

I almost missed it ...   so here we are a day or so late,  but  the penguins don't mind.

Now for a quick review of penguin types.



For those wondering what this has to do with flat earth conspiracy,   since the South Pole can't exist on a flat earth,  then penguins, ipso facto can't exist either.

Best current theory is penguins are genetically engineered harbingers of doom for anyone foolish enough to travel far enough south.

Sorry to be pedantic but not all penguins live on Antarctica. You'll find them in Africa, New Zealand and South America as well as a whole bunch of other island groups, the Falkland isles for example....oh and of course the group who were native to Germany!

Don't mention ze germans!

Sorry...and apologies to all our friends from Germany!   :-)

Sorry to be pedantic but not all penguins live on Antarctica. You'll find them in Africa, New Zealand and South America as well as a whole bunch of other island groups, the Falkland isles for example....oh and of course the group who were native to Germany!

Pedantic? This should be cause for alarm for the penguin-fearing masses. They're coming!!

They've made it to the Galapagos Islands; some are already past the equator.

Quote from: Lonegranger on January 23, 2017, 10:22:43 AM

Sorry to be pedantic but not all penguins live on Antarctica. You'll find them in Africa, New Zealand and South America as well as a whole bunch of other island groups, the Falkland isles for example....oh and of course the group who were native to Germany!

Pedantic? This should be cause for alarm for the penguin-fearing masses. They're coming!!

They've made it to the Galapagos Islands; some are already past the equator.

I would have mentioned the Galápagos Islands but have problems with its spelling....but you are correct it's nothing short of Penguin world domination.

I'm still waiting for penguins prove how all of the Antarctica has sunlight in same time by using mobile.

I'm still waiting for penguins prove how all of the Antarctica has sunlight in same time by using mobile.

euhm...you are waiting for what?

Quote from: İntikam on January 23, 2017, 11:47:16 PM

I'm still waiting for penguins prove how all of the Antarctica has sunlight in same time by using mobile.

euhm...you are waiting for what?

For the critters to become sapient and use mobile phones.

Thanks Obama

Quote from: napoleon on January 24, 2017, 01:24:55 AM

Quote from: İntikam on January 23, 2017, 11:47:16 PM

I'm still waiting for penguins prove how all of the Antarctica has sunlight in same time by using mobile.

euhm...you are waiting for what?

For the critters to become sapient and use mobile phones.

Thanks Obama

Too late, they have already infiltrated out communications networks, they are posing as Russian Hackers,  didn't fool me for a minute... 

Quote from: İntikam on January 23, 2017, 11:47:16 PM

I'm still waiting for penguins prove how all of the Antarctica has sunlight in same time by using mobile.

euhm...you are waiting for what?

He expects all of them would use up their limited daytime minutes more quickly. Duh!

Calling plans from Antarctica are much more restricted than elsewhere.

Quote from: Denspressure on January 24, 2017, 05:22:38 AM

Quote from: napoleon on January 24, 2017, 01:24:55 AM

Quote from: İntikam on January 23, 2017, 11:47:16 PM

I'm still waiting for penguins prove how all of the Antarctica has sunlight in same time by using mobile.

euhm...you are waiting for what?

For the critters to become sapient and use mobile phones.

Thanks Obama

Too late, they have already infiltrated out communications networks, they are posing as Russian Hackers,  didn't fool me for a minute...

So president Donald Trump is the penguin's fault and they tricked the world into blaming the Russians! I knew it! Bloody krauts!

So president Donald Trump is the penguin's fault and they tricked the world into blaming the Russians! I knew it! Bloody krauts!

Well,  everyone knows there is a secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica,  so that ties in with the Nazi lunchbox theory,  but even more disturbing,  Have Nazi genetic engineers managed to breed shape shifting penguins? While we have been alert to watch for lizard people.  Has anyone noticed the glint in Trump's eyes whenever fish are mentioned?  Maybe seen him salivating a little when someone talks about salted mackerel? 

Forget the reptillians,  we need to be alert for shape-shifting penguin infiltrators.   They might already be here. 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/748249/John-Kerry-Antarctica-secret-Nazi-UFO-base

Quote from: Boots on January 24, 2017, 10:27:33 PM

So president Donald Trump is the penguin's fault and they tricked the world into blaming the Russians! I knew it! Bloody krauts!

Well,  everyone knows there is a secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica,  so that ties in with the Nazi lunchbox theory,  but even more disturbing,  Have Nazi genetic engineers managed to breed shape shifting penguins? While we have been alert to watch for lizard people.  Has anyone noticed the glint in Trump's eyes whenever fish are mentioned?  Maybe seen him salivating a little when someone talks about salted mackerel? 

Forget the reptillians,  we need to be alert for shape-shifting penguin infiltrators.   They might already be here. 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/748249/John-Kerry-Antarctica-secret-Nazi-UFO-base

Can you pleazze ztop mentzing zi gerrmans!

Can you pleazze ztop mentzing zi gerrmans!

Ok,  no more Germans.   I won't mention the war either. 

Here's something add to Penguin Awareness Day,



Now we know their leader is Attenborough,  we can plan a counter attack,  perhaps a big beautiful powerful  ICE WALL... 

Penguins genetically engineered ice caps melting snow machine snow is a lie sold to us in bags penguins braised in lab human embryo spliced polar bear prairie dog and? presidental money epa pay for yachts beach side property

Quote from: Gumby on January 25, 2017, 01:37:28 AM

Can you pleazze ztop mentzing zi gerrmans!

Ok,  no more Germans.   I won't mention the war either. 

Here's something add to Penguin Awareness Day,



Now we know their leader is Attenborough,  we can plan a counter attack,  perhaps a big beautiful powerful  ICE WALL...

Basil!

The penguin affair is under control. CIA and Penguin's International Strategic Summit are negotiating a deal.
The Southern hemisphere will be controlled by the PISS and the northern hemisphere will be controlled by the Free United Countries Kingdom.
Some humans will be under PISS others under FUCK. Nothing changes. Same old, same old...

And please stop mentioning the war!
Forgive and forget you know!

By executive order, Jan. 20 was also a national day of patriotic devotion.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/23/trump-declares-national-day-of-patriotic-devotionbut-you-already-missed-it.html

By executive order, Jan. 20 was also a national day of patriotic devotion.

I'll celebrate retroactively, tomorrow.

Quote from: markjo on January 27, 2017, 06:33:35 AM

By executive order, Jan. 20 was also a national day of patriotic devotion.

I'll celebrate retroactively, tomorrow.

Trump Penguin day.