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Just a mock poll from this forum on the upcoming election. Please vote responsibly, and keep it private.

Hillary Clinton (Democrat)
4 (25%)
Donald Trump (Republican)
9 (56.3%)
Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
1 (6.3%)
Jill Stein (Green)
0 (0%)
Darrell Castle, Laurence Kotlikoff, Evan McMullin, Mike Maturen, Rocky De La Fuente
2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 06, 2016, 04:00:18 AM

United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2016, 03:58:58 PM »
Hope things turn out alright whatever happens, these are turbulent times.

For real. I hope, no matter who wins, people accept the results and don't lose their fricking minds.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2016, 04:08:13 PM »
Hope things turn out alright whatever happens, these are turbulent times.


Every election is the end of the world and it always turns out OK in the long haul.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2016, 04:22:21 PM »
Srsly though, you really can't call anyone's research abilities into question after extensively quoting the World Nut Daily.

I  chose a list, any list..... there are many, many, many to chose from. no smoke without fire etc....



Sometimes it's a smoke bomb!

are you ok with this?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/julian-assange-clinton-foundation-isis-same-money-saudi-arabia-qatar-funding-a7397211.html

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2016, 04:41:55 PM »
Yeah, I'm okay with that, as far as Hillary Clinton goes. She didn't donate to ISIS. Are you upset that they wanted to put pressure on these countries for clandestinely supporting terrorists? I'm sure the govt does stuff like that all the time. It's called diplomacy.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2016, 04:45:24 PM »
Yeah, I'm okay with that, as far as Hillary Clinton goes. She didn't donate to ISIS. Are you upset that they wanted to put pressure on these countries for clandestinely supporting terrorists? I'm sure the govt does stuff like that all the time. It's called diplomacy.

Ok lets take this further.... Still ok?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/hillary-clinton-wikileaks-email-isis-saudi-arabia-qatar-us-allies-funding-barack-obama-knew-all-a7362071.html

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2016, 04:52:10 PM »
Hope things turn out alright whatever happens, these are turbulent times.

Nothing to worry about.  We haven't had a civil war over the presidential election in nearly 150 years.
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2016, 04:53:36 PM »
Yeah, I'm okay with that, as far as Hillary Clinton goes. She didn't donate to ISIS. Are you upset that they wanted to put pressure on these countries for clandestinely supporting terrorists? I'm sure the govt does stuff like that all the time. It's called diplomacy.

Ok lets take this further.... Still ok?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/hillary-clinton-wikileaks-email-isis-saudi-arabia-qatar-us-allies-funding-barack-obama-knew-all-a7362071.html

None of that seems like new information. We've known the Saudis were funding terrorists for years, but one US administration after the next (regardless of party) have decided they are important allies.  They didn't just start being our allies once Obama came into office, this has been going on for a very long time.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #67 on: November 07, 2016, 04:56:11 PM »
Yeah, I'm okay with that, as far as Hillary Clinton goes. She didn't donate to ISIS. Are you upset that they wanted to put pressure on these countries for clandestinely supporting terrorists? I'm sure the govt does stuff like that all the time. It's called diplomacy.

Ok lets take this further.... Still ok?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/hillary-clinton-wikileaks-email-isis-saudi-arabia-qatar-us-allies-funding-barack-obama-knew-all-a7362071.html

None of that seems like new information. We've known the Saudis were funding terrorists for years, but one US administration after the next (regardless of party) have decided they are important allies.  They didn't just start being our allies once Obama came into office, this has been going on for a very long time.

Did you even read the article?

for those who think the Clinton campaign is a fair one

https://twitter.com/hashtag/DNCleak2?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
« Last Edit: November 07, 2016, 05:07:21 PM by getrealzommb »

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #68 on: November 07, 2016, 05:03:28 PM »
Can we wrap this up?  I'm going to go vote first thing in the morning.   ;D

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #69 on: November 07, 2016, 05:46:02 PM »
Take some advice from Obama. The last few years have been tough. Time for some entertainment. Vote Trump:



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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #70 on: November 07, 2016, 06:52:26 PM »
Hope things turn out alright whatever happens, these are turbulent times.

Nothing to worry about.  We haven't had a civil war over the presidential election in nearly 150 years.

I've actually got a running bet of $500 with my mate, of theres no civil war by 2017 I win $500, if there is I gotta pay up.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2016, 07:26:17 PM »
Hope things turn out alright whatever happens, these are turbulent times.

Nothing to worry about.  We haven't had a civil war over the presidential election in nearly 150 years.

I've actually got a running bet of $500 with my mate, of theres no civil war by 2017 I win $500, if there is I gotta pay up.

In Australia or here?
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #72 on: November 07, 2016, 07:27:25 PM »
Hope things turn out alright whatever happens, these are turbulent times.

Nothing to worry about.  We haven't had a civil war over the presidential election in nearly 150 years.

I've actually got a running bet of $500 with my mate, of theres no civil war by 2017 I win $500, if there is I gotta pay up.

The joke would be on him then. If America had another civil war our money would probably become severely devalued.
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #73 on: November 07, 2016, 08:18:34 PM »
In the US, he's a massive conspiracy theorist (in the bad kinda sense).

Yeah $500 would be the least of my problems if there was actually a war haha.

I don't believe it for a second anyway, I have too much faith in humans as a species to be torn down by a government like this.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2016, 12:20:02 AM »
It is almost impossible a result of an online poll compatibled with real life.

because usually internet people are smarter and have more knowledgeable than people out. The people in real life usually are idiots.

They are going to select a woman who used to Bill to be eaten the balls. Dirty pervets!  8)
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #75 on: November 08, 2016, 12:56:49 AM »
It is almost impossible a result of an online poll compatibled with real life.

because usually internet people are smarter and have more knowledgeable than people out. The people in real life usually are idiots.

They are going to select a woman who used to Bill to be eaten the balls. Dirty pervets!  8)

I'm off his ignore list.  Time to make good use of it.  Maybe I'm too drunk for this to make sense but I think I'll get the point across.

Intikam, Fuck you and the goat you rode in on.  You don't know shit about American politics.  You live in a ridiculous country named after a god damn deli meat.  Where the people, I can only guess like to eat sand while they're waiting for Russian to install saddles on Erdogan and ride him like a Kentucky Derby.  Maybe you would say something about it but you'd be too busy to figure out if it's a giant funny looking goat or not.

Whoever wins this election tomorrow is the commander in chief of the greatest military on the face of the planet.  And if it's Donald Trump then, all I have to say is if anyone in your country even so much as dreams about speaking ill of us you better wake up that sum'bitch up and apologize.  If it's Hillary well then, surprise cockfag!, it's already too late.  She knows where you live and she's coming to kill you personally.  She has killed 48 people on record.  And she's coming to kill 74.93 million more.  Just watch out for pantsuits in the distance.

P.S.  when you talk, your mouth look like a small butthole.
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #76 on: November 08, 2016, 06:03:36 AM »
EATEN THE BALLS EATEN THE BALLS!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2016, 06:57:23 AM »
She's such a romantic

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2016, 07:07:21 AM »


I'm off his ignore list.  Time to make good use of it.  Maybe I'm too drunk for this to make sense but I think I'll get the point across.

Intikam, Fuck you and the goat you rode in on.  You don't know shit about American politics.  You live in a ridiculous country named after a god damn deli meat.  Where the people, I can only guess like to eat sand while they're waiting for Russian to install saddles on Erdogan and ride him like a Kentucky Derby.  Maybe you would say something about it but you'd be too busy to figure out if it's a giant funny looking goat or not.

Whoever wins this election tomorrow is the commander in chief of the greatest military on the face of the planet.  And if it's Donald Trump then, all I have to say is if anyone in your country even so much as dreams about speaking ill of us you better wake up that sum'bitch up and apologize.  If it's Hillary well then, surprise cockfag!, it's already too late.  She knows where you live and she's coming to kill you personally.  She has killed 48 people on record.  And she's coming to kill 74.93 million more.  Just watch out for pantsuits in the distance.

P.S.  when you talk, your mouth look like a small butthole.

Best post I've read here in a long time. Well done.
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2016, 06:10:07 PM »
Why do you people mock the Poles? What did the Polish people ever do to you?

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2016, 06:22:16 PM »
Crutonius won the internet for 2016. Votes are in. There will be no recount. It's over. Good night, everyone. Better luck next time.

Supremely awesome. Cockfag.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #81 on: November 08, 2016, 06:23:19 PM »
Why do you people mock the Poles? What did the Polish people ever do to you?

My great grand father was Polish. At least we think he may have been. You bunch of racists.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #82 on: November 08, 2016, 06:56:42 PM »
What a nail biter. Got to dvr this though. Hopefully the internet doesn't spoil it for me.
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #83 on: November 08, 2016, 06:58:38 PM »
Polacks are people too!  Quit this mockery at once!

Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #84 on: November 08, 2016, 07:11:20 PM »
according to New York Times, Trump has gone from 20% chance of winning to about 75%
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #85 on: November 08, 2016, 07:17:58 PM »
according to New York Times, Trump has gone from 20% chance of winning to about 75%

This is the news we're getting in Aus.



Colour me surprised.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2016, 07:24:45 PM »
It seems he has florida now, up 1% with 99.2% of votes counted.

pennslevania is the big surprise to me.
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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2016, 07:26:04 PM »
What a nail biter. Got to dvr this though. Hopefully the internet doesn't spoil it for me.

Hillary is giving her concession speech.

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Re: United States Presidential Election 2016 Public Mock Poll
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2016, 07:27:23 PM »
Yep..... I would like to pull up the post where I said this was going to be brexit all over again  ;D

All these people were watching the polls you gotta watch the sub genre. So glad I put money on this one. The spread was nutty.

But it isn't over yet though AT ALL, but it sure is surprising. All of the media is eating their words right now, that is the most rewarding even if he doesn't win.
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« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2016, 07:36:06 PM »
NYT predicts Trump will win 305-233
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