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New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!

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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2016, 02:06:22 PM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 01:45:30 PM
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?

The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.

Then why can we only receive  a radio signal from a few select starts?

By your logic, we should receive signals in the human's audio range from every star with the huge telescopes we have at our disposal.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2016, 02:35:27 PM »
Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 02:06:22 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 01:45:30 PM
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?

The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.

Then why can we only receive  a radio signal from a few select starts?

By your logic, we should receive signals in the human's audio range from every star with the huge telescopes we have at our disposal.

AETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2016, 02:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 02:35:27 PM
Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 02:06:22 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 01:45:30 PM
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?

The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.

Then why can we only receive  a radio signal from a few select starts?

By your logic, we should receive signals in the human's audio range from every star with the huge telescopes we have at our disposal.

AETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE AETHER CAN SUCK ITS OWN ASS, EAT SHIT, AND DIE!
HAIL NASA!
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2016, 03:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 01:45:30 PM
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?

Have you never heard a vacuum? Mine is pretty loud. I bet if you could climb inside it while it's running, it'd be even louder. And pretty dusty, but that's beside the point.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2016, 03:41:52 PM »
Indeed.  This also explains why there is so much dust on the moon and mars.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2017, 07:57:31 AM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 19, 2016, 03:05:08 PM
Quote from: crutonius on October 19, 2016, 02:41:50 PM
This checks out.  I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars.  This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars.  Which would support your star cricket theory.

Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.

Whoa.

This all checks out! Cricket - see profile pic - is a pathetically boring game enjoyed by a few of the richest elite white men (ever heard of that little old organisation the NWO?) in the world.

Often the attendance is so low and the action so poor the stars mock the boring empty ground with ironic 'chirp-chirp' noises.

Double whoa

All the while 'cricket stars' are still playing the game.

triple who-AKE UP SHEEPLE
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2017, 08:01:00 AM »
Quote from: bolts on January 07, 2017, 07:57:31 AM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 19, 2016, 03:05:08 PM
Quote from: crutonius on October 19, 2016, 02:41:50 PM
This checks out.  I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars.  This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars.  Which would support your star cricket theory.

Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.

Whoa.

This all checks out! Cricket - see profile pic - is a pathetically boring game enjoyed by a few of the richest elite white men (ever heard of that little old organisation the NWO?) in the world.

Often the attendance is so low and the action so poor the stars mock the boring empty ground with ironic 'chirp-chirp' noises.

Double whoa

All the while 'cricket stars' are still playing the game.

triple who-AKE UP SHEEPLE

PLAYED ON A FLAT OVAL DISC OF EARTH WITH LIGHT SUSPENDED SLIGHTLY ABOVE THE GROUND.

hold the phone I need Keanu
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2017, 08:14:36 AM »
whoa
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2017, 08:34:49 AM »
Did you just make an alt to say one word?
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2017, 09:47:54 AM »
Quote from: crutonius on January 07, 2017, 08:34:49 AM
Did you just make an alt to say one word?

No, that would be crazy.
3 words.
I accidentally whoa'd 2 extra threads, the power was too much for me to resist : (

Ok I may be a little too drunk to be allowed near this internet business right now.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2017, 10:10:20 AM »
Quote from: bolts on January 07, 2017, 09:47:54 AM
Quote from: crutonius on January 07, 2017, 08:34:49 AM
Did you just make an alt to say one word?

No, that would be crazy.
3 words.
I accidentally whoa'd 2 extra threads, the power was too much for me to resist : (

Ok I may be a little too drunk to be allowed near this internet business right now.

Whoa dude.
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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2017, 10:18:30 AM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on January 07, 2017, 10:10:20 AM
Quote from: bolts on January 07, 2017, 09:47:54 AM
Quote from: crutonius on January 07, 2017, 08:34:49 AM
Did you just make an alt to say one word?

No, that would be crazy.
3 words.
I accidentally whoa'd 2 extra threads, the power was too much for me to resist : (

Ok I may be a little too drunk to be allowed near this internet business right now.

Whoa dude.

No way!
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2017, 10:20:22 AM »
I bammed the alt!

Anyway, I was gonna bam bolts for a month (which is what the bam rules say) but I'm gonna give him another chance to not make alts.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2017, 10:22:38 AM »
Excellent!
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2017, 04:11:22 PM »
And my only regret is derailing as opposed to adding to this groundbreaking thread. So close to a working theory then the 'crazies' came in and ruined it : (



(me being the crazies here)

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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2017, 04:20:46 PM »
Whoa.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2017, 04:37:17 PM »
Bogus!
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2017, 05:06:29 PM »
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2017, 03:12:50 AM »
Whoa. 
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2017, 04:43:29 AM »
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM »
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM »
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2017, 04:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.

All locusts are, in fact, grasshoppers. 
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2017, 09:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.

"Closely related?" Are they one kind?
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2017, 07:38:44 PM »
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 09, 2017, 09:40:26 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.

"Closely related?" Are they one kind?

Yes.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2017, 08:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 10, 2017, 07:38:44 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 09, 2017, 09:40:26 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.

"Closely related?" Are they one kind?

Yes.

Humans and chimpanzees are much closer related than crickets and grasshoppers. There are even grasshoppers that are less close related than us and apes.
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« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2017, 06:44:57 PM »
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 10, 2017, 08:01:14 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 10, 2017, 07:38:44 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 09, 2017, 09:40:26 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.

"Closely related?" Are they one kind?

Yes.

Humans and chimpanzees are much closer related than crickets and grasshoppers. There are even grasshoppers that are less close related than us and apes.

The more we study apes and humans the more wider that gap becomes. We used to be 99% similar, now its like 96%.
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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2017, 07:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 12, 2017, 06:44:57 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 10, 2017, 08:01:14 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 10, 2017, 07:38:44 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 09, 2017, 09:40:26 PM
Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 09, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: FalseProphet on January 08, 2017, 05:13:06 AM
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.

It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.

"Closely related?" Are they one kind?

Yes.

Humans and chimpanzees are much closer related than crickets and grasshoppers. There are even grasshoppers that are less close related than us and apes.

The more we study apes and humans the more wider that gap becomes. We used to be 99% similar, now its like 96%.

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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2017, 08:12:51 AM »
To add to this crickets are too  small to make noise and wolves are like normal dogs who have weird sleeping patterns thus they are too tired to howl.

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Re: New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2017, 08:16:22 AM »
Quote from: RocksEverywhere on October 20, 2016, 06:39:50 AM
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
YES THEY DO!
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