This entire forum is a troll

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This entire forum is a troll
« on: September 15, 2016, 10:43:58 AM »
For anyone who thinks these people are for real. The guys who claim to believe the Earth is flat are just trolling you. There's absolutely no way that people of this modern age believe that the Earth is flat, unless they were trolling. People just aren't retarded enough to believe the Earth is flat. Anyone who says the Earth is not round is very obviously trolling.

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2016, 11:16:54 AM »
no there are quite some people who believes earth is 100% flat

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2016, 11:18:26 AM »
Obvious troll is obvious.

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2016, 11:22:34 AM »
For anyone who thinks these people are for real. The guys who claim to believe the Earth is flat are just trolling you. There's absolutely no way that people of this modern age believe that the Earth is flat, unless they were trolling. People just aren't retarded enough to believe the Earth is flat. Anyone who says the Earth is not round is very obviously trolling.

Most of us just come to here and read for entertaining purposes.

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2016, 11:24:39 AM »
Obvious troll is obvious.

i'm not joking some people are just dumb

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2016, 11:27:58 AM »
People just aren't retarded enough to believe ________.

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe."

-- Einstein, probably

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2016, 12:00:34 PM »
For anyone who thinks these people are for real. The guys who claim to believe the Earth is flat are just trolling you. There's absolutely no way that people of this modern age believe that the Earth is flat, unless they were trolling. People just aren't retarded enough to believe the Earth is flat. Anyone who says the Earth is not round is very obviously trolling.
Yu'r right, i saw it on tv....moonlandings, round earth pictures from space and extremely bad muslims crushing into towers, but there seems to be people who don't believe tv  ??? ??? ??? ???


Them goathherders of the dessert didn't have tv,.......they were stupid and thought earth was flat.
But Leonardo di Caprio the great Italian inventor , invented the airplane which now gives us the oppertunity to see the curve from the window.
Modern times are so much better than ancient times.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2016, 12:13:21 PM »
As long as there are 'muricans and retards (that's like saying there are dead people and people that do not live :o ), there will be people that believe in flat earth.
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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2016, 12:24:46 PM »
A majority of flat earth believers are non-Americans. But most of them are all northern hemispheres, since the southern hemisphere stars debunk the entire idea of a flat earth.
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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2016, 12:53:49 PM »
As long as there are 'muricans and retards (that's like saying there are dead people and people that do not live :o ), there will be people that believe in flat earth.
There are two sorts of believers.

1 He/she that holds a genuine conviction based on the hard questions and examination of all that is involved.
2 simply follow what the majority says and focus on other things that you feel are far more important in life.

The majority of ''globe believers'' are in the second category.....but the moment science explains the earth is actually a peer, they will believe it too, because they have more important stuff to think about.Round, peer, pyramid, square....to them it isn't important to know, they simply accept what smart men/women have to tell about the subject. Just like the churchleaders used to do on a religious level.

Ironically flat and concave earthers are almost 100% first category believers........does that make them right ?
Of course not, but at least they truly care for something really important !!!!
I'd rather have a conversation with someone who cares but has this really weird ideas, than someone who doesn't care at all....or care about something so one dimensional as luxery, money and other shallow fullfillments.

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2016, 12:59:13 PM »
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There are two sorts of believers.
The world isn't black and white even if you're not able to see colors.


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Ironically flat and concave earthers are almost 100% first category believers........does that make them right ?
Of course not, but at least they truly care for something really important !!!!
I'd rather have a conversation with someone who cares but has this really weird ideas, than someone who doesn't care at all....or care about something so one dimensional as luxery, money and other shallow fullfillments.
Yeah, you're so smart, you care about the earths shape! Wow, such a special snowflake. Sure all other people are shallow and dumb.
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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2016, 01:06:57 PM »
As long as there are 'muricans and retards (that's like saying there are dead people and people that do not live :o ), there will be people that believe in flat earth.
There are two sorts of believers.

1 He/she that holds a genuine conviction based on the hard questions and examination of all that is involved.
2 simply follow what the majority says and focus on other things that you feel are far more important in life.

The majority of ''globe believers'' are in the second category.....but the moment science explains the earth is actually a peer, they will believe it too, because they have more important stuff to think about.Round, peer, pyramid, square....to them it isn't important to know, they simply accept what smart men/women have to tell about the subject. Just like the churchleaders used to do on a religious level.

Ironically flat and concave earthers are almost 100% first category believers........does that make them right ?
Of course not, but at least they truly care for something really important !!!!
I'd rather have a conversation with someone who cares but has this really weird ideas, than someone who doesn't care at all....or care about something so one dimensional as luxery, money and other shallow fullfillments.

Wow, that is an impressive amount of dismissive assumptions about a rather large number of people. For your consideration, I would like to propose a third sort of believer:

3. Holds a minority/contrary belief because it makes them feel smart/special/important.

As long as we are making sweeping assumptions, can you guess which type of believer most people view flat earthers as?

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2016, 01:15:29 PM »

The world isn't black and white even if you're not able to see colors.
Bad analogy.....

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Yeah, you're so smart, you care about the earths shape! Wow, such a special snowflake. Sure all other people are shallow and dumb.
No you care also, i can conclude that because of your time and posts invested.

But it is you that refrains to ''everyone believes in a globe''

Let's say that 99% of earth's population believes the earth is a globe and 1% it is flat

99% of the globe believers isn't really interrested,...they have better things to do.
The 1% of globe believers think it is very important to defend the current model.
All of the 1% of flat earthers believes it is very important to lift the veil of the current lies.

I don't like your attitude, are you insecure or something ?

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2016, 01:18:26 PM »
But since the earth is a globe, guess it's the flatties wasting their time.
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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2016, 01:21:25 PM »
Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). Al-Baqara (The Cow) - 2:18




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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2016, 01:24:31 PM »
As long as there are 'muricans and retards (that's like saying there are dead people and people that do not live :o ), there will be people that believe in flat earth.
There are two sorts of believers.

1 He/she that holds a genuine conviction based on the hard questions and examination of all that is involved.
2 simply follow what the majority says and focus on other things that you feel are far more important in life.

The majority of ''globe believers'' are in the second category.....but the moment science explains the earth is actually a peer, they will believe it too, because they have more important stuff to think about.Round, peer, pyramid, square....to them it isn't important to know, they simply accept what smart men/women have to tell about the subject. Just like the churchleaders used to do on a religious level.

Ironically flat and concave earthers are almost 100% first category believers........does that make them right ?
Of course not, but at least they truly care for something really important !!!!
I'd rather have a conversation with someone who cares but has this really weird ideas, than someone who doesn't care at all....or care about something so one dimensional as luxery, money and other shallow fullfillments.

Wow, that is an impressive amount of dismissive assumptions about a rather large number of people. For your consideration, I would like to propose a third sort of believer:
Go to a space expo (i did) and follow a conference for educated parents with children....what they know about the whole current cosmological model is alarming, because they don't really care...as i understand , but they are ''globe believers''
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3. Holds a minority/contrary belief because it makes them feel smart/special/important.
That is the first category....the ''makes them feel smart/special/important'' can be the weak result of a strong conviction.
No one says : ''Uh i like to feel very special and all. let's google for some weird conviction that only very few people cherish...so i will be very special and unique....
No, people are truly convinced about something really important, but it results in arrogance at times, because it is so clear and special to them.

Still a category one type of believe.
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As long as we are making sweeping assumptions, can you guess which type of believer most people view flat earthers as?
Why do you globe believers appeal to an unknown majority all the time ?
''everyone'' ? ''most people'' .....the opinion of most and everyone is useless, because ''they'' would believe the earth is a gigantic peer if you told them on TV featuring Neil Degrasse Tyson.....

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2016, 01:28:57 PM »
Because anybody who can look at the sunset can know it's a globe.
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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2016, 01:31:09 PM »

Thank you for copying the wisdom of others to advise your fellow believers and subsequently point to me as being stupid !

I thought that sovjet children who endured hardship were brave and direct ?.....i guess i was very wrong.

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2016, 01:35:32 PM »
Because anybody who can look at the sunset can know it's a globe.
And everyone who takes pictures of the stars during the winter and compare those with star pictures that he took during the summer can see the earth doesn't go around the sun , because the panorama is unchanged.

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2016, 01:36:04 PM »
Thank you for copying the wisdom of others

Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). Al-Baqara (The Cow) - 2:18




Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2016, 01:37:40 PM »
Because anybody who can look at the sunset can know it's a globe.
And everyone who takes pictures of the stars during the winter and compare those with star pictures that he took during the summer can see the earth doesn't go around the sun , because the panorama is unchanged.
O Contrair. In the summer, stars that are normally only updating the day are.now up.at night, just as expected in the globe model.

By the way, how does flat earth explain that? How come Polaris is not visible deep in the southern hemisphere?
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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2016, 01:41:06 PM »
Thank you for copying the wisdom of others


If ''stupid'' people are able to drag you down to their level and beat you true their superiour experience of spouting stupidity, then maybe, just maybe your conviction isn't that solid and tested after all.

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2016, 01:41:45 PM »
Anyone who says the Earth is flat is a troll.

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2016, 01:45:01 PM »
Anyone who says the Earth is flat is a troll.

Or retarded.
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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2016, 01:49:46 PM »
Because anybody who can look at the sunset can know it's a globe.
And everyone who takes pictures of the stars during the winter and compare those with star pictures that he took during the summer can see the earth doesn't go around the sun , because the panorama is unchanged.
O Contrair. In the summer, stars that are normally only updating the day are.now up.at night, just as expected in the globe model.
So we see a total different set of stars from the vastness of the cosmos from our new 180 degrees changed location  (winter vs summer)?
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By the way, how does flat earth explain that? How come Polaris is not visible deep in the southern hemisphere?
I don't know. I do know it is visible from place on the southern hemisphere where it shouldn't be.

I am no ''flat earther'', because i don't even know what that is supposed to mean when i think about it....

I do not believe in a spinning globe around our sun, around the spiral of the milkyway, blasting into infinite (or not...) space.
That is on all accounts something i find truly detestable.

So i believe the earth is stationary, but to find out it's true shape needs a lot more hard research that beats studing secundairy flickering lights...supposedly far far away

Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2016, 01:50:26 PM »
Or a retarded troll.

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2016, 01:57:16 PM »
Anyone who says the Earth is flat is a troll.

Or retarded.
It's okay......the name calling. I think you are a pleasant person in real life, but should respect those with weird opinions a bit more.
Leave your comfort zone once in a while and you will see that there are inexplainable observations about our current sized globe.

See it as a journey,....let go all those stupid magic cards like ''superiour mirages that look exactly as what we observe....no inversion, no tilted buildings, no missing parts'' and a whole new perspective becomes active.
These explainations will always work.......throw in some fancy phenomena and every observation will fit your globe with a circomference of 25.000 miles.

Is there anything that would change your mind......any picture or test ?

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2016, 01:58:35 PM »
But Leonardo di Caprio the great Italian inventor , invented the airplane which now gives us the oppertunity to see the curve from the window.

Pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio invented the Titanic.


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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2016, 02:02:20 PM »
Or a retarded troll.
Or a retarded troll from Copenhagen....they are the worse of the currently known trolls. (They are hiding among the racist parties that rule the country...)

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Re: This entire forum is a troll
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2016, 02:03:50 PM »
But Leonardo di Caprio the great Italian inventor , invented the airplane which now gives us the oppertunity to see the curve from the window.

Pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio invented the Titanic.


Finally, someone validates my trolling abilities ;D