I like that he was in the drive through on a horse. That's style.
Can you make me an honorary Texan?
As a native Texan I have the power..
Can you tell the difference between the smell of cattle poop and hog poop from a distance?
Do you like things that go boom big and small?
When you see a hill....do you want to jump it with ANYTHING that has wheels no matter how many wheels it has?
Ever fought a Billy goat...if not, ever saw one and thought "what if"?
If something doesn't have an engine but could, do you ever have the urge to put one on it?
If something is not rocket or fan jet propelled but could be, do you ever have the urge to make it so?
Do you ever have the urge to drive a riding lawn mower on the road after drinking to attain more alcohol?
Can you be intelligent, professional and productive during the day...yet at times, be childish, "hey y'all watch this", and ridiculous during off hours?
Could you decipher a drunken hillbilly's ramblings that consists of multiple paragraphs sounding as one long run on sentence? (You would be surprised the life lessons you can learn from those old men. It may come in the form of metaphors but they are there lol)