Lets play spot the Shill

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Lets play spot the Shill
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:25:46 PM »
Ready... set... go!
Disclaimer: I am confused. Everything I say is speculative and not admissible in a court of law; however, I am neither insane nor a threat to myself or others. I am simply curious about everything in life and enjoy talking about crazy shit. Oh, & btw I like turtles.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2016, 09:11:44 AM »
Aw nuts. You got me. I get paid $100 per word shilling this place. The funny thing is this is the ONLY place I get paid in even though I'm on several forums.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2016, 09:37:16 AM »
Spot the shill? Let's see

"Air pressure is gravity."

Found one.
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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2016, 12:29:45 PM »
I need to get me some of that sweet sweet shill money.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2016, 12:31:14 PM »
I need to get me some of that sweet sweet shill money.

Sorry. You must advocate for the round earth in ordered to be even considered.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2016, 12:58:29 PM »
I need to get me some of that sweet sweet shill money.
Spot the shill? Let's see

"Air pressure is gravity."

Found one.

Yes to both
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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2016, 01:14:04 PM »
I have been very clear, I am a shill Intern, so I don't get paid, but I do get valuable life experience.
I wonder how obnoxious I can make my signature?
Please give me ideas.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2016, 03:19:18 PM »
I can't find one.
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You sound like shill.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2016, 02:15:26 PM »
I vote Luke.  He pretends to be a Christian, but does the Devil's bidding. 

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2016, 02:18:40 PM »
I vote Luke.  He pretends to be a Christian, but does the Devil's bidding.

Aww, I'm flattered. Sorry to disappoint but I'm not a shill. If I am I'm probably on the top tier to disguise myself as a Christian.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2016, 02:58:08 PM »
That's what a shill would say.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2016, 03:00:53 PM »
That's what a shill would say.

And you know this how?
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2016, 03:02:55 PM »
You said it!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2016, 03:04:39 PM »
You said it!

And what makes you think I'm a shill?
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2016, 04:15:28 PM »
You said it!

And what makes you think I'm a shill?

Probably when you said:
Aw nuts. You got me. I get paid $100 per word shilling this place.
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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2016, 04:19:34 PM »
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2016, 04:33:51 PM »
Nice try, shill.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2016, 10:52:08 AM »
I wish I got paid to be here. I only get paid in happiness whenever Scepti responds to me with more of the idiocy he believes in

Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2016, 02:28:07 PM »
In all seriousness, Flat Earth is probably one of those areas where there aren't any government shills. Nothing to gain or lose.

And no, I'm not a shill...seriously...I swear...totally NOT er...a shill...
Flat vs. Round is a distraction aimed at covering the REAL truth.

The donut-shaped Earth is the only way, the light and salvation.

Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. [John 8:32]

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2016, 12:24:33 PM »
In all seriousness, Flat Earth is probably one of those areas where there aren't any government shills. Nothing to gain or lose.

And no, I'm not a shill...seriously...I swear...totally NOT er...a shill...

Lier. You work for me in this district. You get paid 50 cents per post. I'm docking your pay.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2016, 02:46:49 PM »
You should tase him when he gets out of line.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2016, 07:46:16 PM »
You should tase him when he gets out of line.

That's for second strike. Third strike and he gets to buy the farm. Shilling is a very serious business.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2016, 12:52:42 PM »
In all seriousness, Flat Earth is probably one of those areas where there aren't any government shills. Nothing to gain or lose.

And no, I'm not a shill...seriously...I swear...totally NOT er...a shill...

Lier. You work for me in this district. You get paid 50 cents per post. I'm docking your pay.

WAY TO GO BLOWING OUR COVER OPERATIVE 5988.

Anything less than 50 cents per post isn't enough to make me fake my interest in the works of Eric Dubay.

I'm going home.
Flat vs. Round is a distraction aimed at covering the REAL truth.

The donut-shaped Earth is the only way, the light and salvation.

Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. [John 8:32]

Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2016, 02:12:52 PM »
In all seriousness, Flat Earth is probably one of those areas where there aren't any government shills. Nothing to gain or lose.

And no, I'm not a shill...seriously...I swear...totally NOT er...a shill...

Lier. You work for me in this district. You get paid 50 cents per post. I'm docking your pay.

WAY TO GO BLOWING OUR COVER OPERATIVE 5988.

Anything less than 50 cents per post isn't enough to make me fake my interest in the works of Eric Dubay.

I'm going home.

Don't be silly, with your pay you can only afford a cardboard box.

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2016, 02:16:36 PM »
I get 100.- per hour.
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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2016, 06:44:29 PM »
For what purpose would I shill? I would surely fear incarceration from human authority figures if I were to tell an untruth on the interweb. No, instead I drive my personal conveyance to my place of employment each day to ensure my family can consume mass quantities during each of the usual amount of meal times.

Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2016, 07:31:59 PM »
Ready... set... go!
Here is a clue:  Anybody who disputes the earth is flat is a shill. 

After spotting a shill, put them on your ignore list! 

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2016, 08:01:36 PM »
OP.

Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2016, 12:05:46 PM »
In all seriousness, Flat Earth is probably one of those areas where there aren't any government shills. Nothing to gain or lose.

And no, I'm not a shill...seriously...I swear...totally NOT er...a shill...

Lier. You work for me in this district. You get paid 50 cents per post. I'm docking your pay.

WAY TO GO BLOWING OUR COVER OPERATIVE 5988.

Anything less than 50 cents per post isn't enough to make me fake my interest in the works of Eric Dubay.

I'm going home.

Don't be silly, with your pay you can only afford a cardboard box.

This is true but you didn't have to say it out loud and embarrass me in front of everyone :'(
Flat vs. Round is a distraction aimed at covering the REAL truth.

The donut-shaped Earth is the only way, the light and salvation.

Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. [John 8:32]

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Re: Lets play spot the Shill
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2016, 12:32:33 PM »
In all seriousness, Flat Earth is probably one of those areas where there aren't any government shills. Nothing to gain or lose.

And no, I'm not a shill...seriously...I swear...totally NOT er...a shill...

Lier. You work for me in this district. You get paid 50 cents per post. I'm docking your pay.

WAY TO GO BLOWING OUR COVER OPERATIVE 5988.

Anything less than 50 cents per post isn't enough to make me fake my interest in the works of Eric Dubay.

I'm going home.

Nope, you're going to spend the rest of your life in hollow earth. If you won't work then that's your punishment.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.