Peux-je troller?

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UpstartPixel

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Peux-je troller?
« on: September 05, 2016, 10:11:41 AM »
Heartfelt greetings!
I was pointed to this forum and, taken by some of the posts here and bitten by the bug of boredom, I thought I would register.

I do hope you'll countenance a(nother) troll. I will do my best to keep up a semblance of civility. I like to consider myself a thinking man's troll. Thank you for your indulgence.

That said I am a bit concerned. A cursory browsing of the threads in the forums open to the general public seems to suggest a considerable amount of trolling already in progress. I hope this perceived signal to troll ratio is a mistaken impression on my part. An excessive number of trolls often leads to a race to the conversational bottom. Been there, disliked that. Thank you for any insight you may have.

Cordialment,

UpstartPixel

P.S. On an unrelated note, the proper spelling is "Merkin"

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Definitely Not Swedish

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2016, 10:21:26 AM »
Baguette du fromage.
Oui tu peux.
Quote from: croutons, the s.o.w.
You have received a warning for breaking the laws of mathematics.

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UpstartPixel

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2016, 10:36:36 AM »
Baguette du fromage.
Oui tu peux.

Ah, a fellow gaulois. Thank you.

Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2016, 12:46:46 PM »
I was pointed to this forum
Qui vous a dirige ici?

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Definitely Not Swedish

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2016, 12:58:35 PM »
Quote from: croutons, the s.o.w.
You have received a warning for breaking the laws of mathematics.

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UpstartPixel

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2016, 01:30:50 PM »

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Definitely Not Swedish

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2016, 01:33:23 PM »
Quote from: croutons, the s.o.w.
You have received a warning for breaking the laws of mathematics.

Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2016, 01:42:28 PM »

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UpstartPixel

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2016, 12:43:14 AM »

But I don't drink!... Much.

Well then "hola".

I think it was Carlos V who said he spoke Spanish with God, French with his wife, Italian with his mistress, German with his horse and English with is dog.

OK, I made that last part up :)

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FalseProphet

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2016, 03:47:44 AM »
Heartfelt greetings!

That said I am a bit concerned. A cursory browsing of the threads in the forums open to the general public seems to suggest a considerable amount of trolling already in progress. I hope this perceived signal to troll ratio is a mistaken impression on my part. An excessive number of trolls often leads to a race to the conversational bottom. Been there, disliked that. Thank you for any insight you may have.


All trolls floating in the world wide sea get washed to the shores of this site. So the conversational bottom is abysmal.

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UpstartPixel

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2016, 12:04:14 PM »

All trolls floating in the world wide sea get washed to the shores of this site. So the conversational bottom is abysmal.
Unfortunate that, because trolls do float.

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2016, 03:00:17 PM »
Shalom and welcome to the forum.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

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Crouton

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2016, 07:00:18 PM »
Try not to think of them as trolls. That leads to the impossible task of divining their intentions.  Think of them more as role players.

Welcome.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

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UpstartPixel

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Re: Peux-je troller?
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2016, 11:47:33 AM »
Thank you for the welcome :)

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FlyingPig

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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2016, 06:26:45 PM »
44.

I wonder if anyone thinks this is "cool",
not enough to make a whole new thread though
http://www.imgrum.net/user/loveabitofjesus/2905786991/1304623950173450229_2905786991

What is "cool",
not so much the FlyingPig previous iterative adventures
in the relatively more corporate (?) realm of facebook chaos magick boards,
what is cool is thinking it's a real bit,
I mean many local hippies told me of the homeopathic pee theory
but this is a wee bit different, a lot different in fact:

is there such a thing as a "different bit"?

Scientists discuss qualia,
sorry i'm not rhyming really...
what rhymes with valium?

I like beer.

DISCLAIMER
I'm just flying here,
TrollHeaven is not the society or its message board.

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FlyingPig

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45.
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2016, 06:31:35 PM »
http://deoxy.org/iching/45

"22 chinese brothers"