So the article says he paid $750 the year he got elected, and then $750 again his first year in office, and out of the 15 years leading up to that, 10 of those years he paid $0 in taxes. It's still a pretty bleak picture, but to be fair to The Great Pumpkin, he has paid more than $750, it just seems like he's either insanely underpaying while also being the super-great patriot that he is, or lying about how great of a businessman he is. Or, you know, both.