No Sir, it isn’t green as in a golfing green, it’s not all that green sir, in fact it’s quite cold sir, which is why the Nordic murderer who founded the colony probably named it Greenland to trick people into thinking it was actually green, sir.
No not to play golf sir, more to be his vassals,
Vassals sir, like slaves.
No sir, I don’t think it still allows slaves sir.
I don’t know for sure sir, but I would say there aren’t many golf courses sir, considering the climate.
No sir, I don’t think snow ploughs would clear it in a few days’ sir, there’s some pretty thick ice sir.
Yes sir, it is the biggest island in the world.
Yes sir, it is bigger than Branson’s, but not as warm sir.
Yes sir, but I don’t think Skull and Piggy island are real islands sir.