how do they get the global ocean temperature?

im a flat earth agnostic and dunno what to believe yet..


my dad is a fisherman and uses the NOAA global ocean temperature website feeds whenever he goes out on a month trip for catching fish to find the cold locations where fish will end up within a few days after its cold

anywayyy it just hit me

if weather satellites dont exist. how are they getting real-time ocean temperature data??

where is this data coming from

http://oceanwatch.pifsc.noaa.gov

It's fake, they just make up the weather patterns and then release fish in the appropriate locations for your father to catch.

It's fake, they just make up the weather patterns and then release fish in the appropriate locations for your father to catch.

The conspiracy is ever-growing. Now meteorologists are in, too!

Maybe, just maybe, if you have to say "somebody is there who does that so that it looks like this", your theory could be wrong.

NASA control all the fish.  And sea temperatures.

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/

Dickheads.

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/

Dickheads.

Oh look! A link!