We're having another kid

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John Davis

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We're having another kid
« on: May 27, 2016, 11:56:55 AM »
And we found out today its a boy.  I'm looking at Flat Earth names. Any ideas?
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hoppy

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2016, 12:06:57 PM »
I think he would be happy if you called him Hoppy :)

Congradulations. :)
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2016, 02:34:42 PM »
Congratulations, John!

Samuel Birley Rowbotham Davis! (just kidding, will have to think about it)
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2016, 03:41:57 PM »
Atlas

inb4 Moonshramp Davis.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2016, 05:00:29 PM »
Atlas
Sadly, Atlas held up the globular earth.

How about naming him after someone who actually went over the edge and made it back, Rincewind.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2016, 06:35:59 PM »
Tom Bishop.  It's the only respectable option.

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2016, 09:09:25 AM »
Congratulations.  You are the luckiest man in the world. 

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2016, 09:23:43 AM »
Congratulations, John!

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2016, 10:03:32 AM »
Atlas
Sadly, Atlas held up the globular earth.

How about naming him after someone who actually went over the edge and made it back, Rincewind.
No, actually he held up the sky.

Rincewind is a name I like. I'm a big Pratchett fan. I think its a bit too unconventional though.

Tom Bishop.  It's the only respectable option.
Ha. I'll keep it in the running then.

Congratulations.  You are the luckiest man in the world. 
Congratulations, John!

Thank you both!
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2016, 11:13:25 AM »
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2016, 01:28:42 PM »
Babies are, quite literally, what life is all about.

Congratulations !!!
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2016, 03:21:34 PM »
John Davis is creating an army of flat earthers.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2016, 05:33:55 PM »
Congratulations, John! Best wishes.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2016, 08:58:30 AM »
Congratulations. I hat to rain on your parade but do you think it's wise to name him something that not only 99% of the population don't believe in, but something that they'll mock?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2016, 09:29:37 AM »
John, if you love him, don't look to a conspiracy theory forum to name your child. As Luke above me said " I hate to rain on your parade but do you think it's wise to name him something that not only 99% of the population don't believe in, but something that they'll mock?"

unless you want him to be tough

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John Davis

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2016, 11:11:11 AM »
There are plenty of normal names that won't draw any attention. And its certainly not the deciding factor. Might go with a non-flat inspired name or not. I realize he might get fun of because of his name, so obviously I'll keep this in mind.

So...

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2016, 06:23:42 PM »
Boaty McBoatface?

Oh, that's a nice second to Tom Bishop.  Should have had twins.

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2016, 06:27:55 PM »
John, why does this keep happening to you?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2016, 07:32:01 AM »
How about Lady Blount?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2016, 02:40:51 AM »
How about George Scott, as in the "George Scott Fallacy?"

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2016, 07:41:58 AM »
John, why does this keep happening to you?

How is babby formed?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2016, 04:05:23 PM »
Boaty McBoatface?

Dinosaurboaty McDinosaurboatface?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2016, 09:04:41 PM »
Bette Davis
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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