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We're having another kid
« on: May 27, 2016, 11:56:55 AM »
And we found out today its a boy.  I'm looking at Flat Earth names. Any ideas?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2016, 12:06:57 PM »
I think he would be happy if you called him Hoppy :)

Congradulations. :)
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2016, 02:34:42 PM »
Congratulations, John!

Samuel Birley Rowbotham Davis! (just kidding, will have to think about it)
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2016, 03:41:57 PM »
Atlas

inb4 Moonshramp Davis.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2016, 05:00:29 PM »
Quote from: John Davis on May 27, 2016, 03:41:57 PM
Atlas
Sadly, Atlas held up the globular earth.

How about naming him after someone who actually went over the edge and made it back, Rincewind.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2016, 06:35:59 PM »
Tom Bishop.  It's the only respectable option.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2016, 09:09:25 AM »
Congratulations.  You are the luckiest man in the world. 
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2016, 09:23:43 AM »
Congratulations, John!
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2016, 10:03:32 AM »
Quote from: markjo on May 27, 2016, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: John Davis on May 27, 2016, 03:41:57 PM
Atlas
Sadly, Atlas held up the globular earth.

How about naming him after someone who actually went over the edge and made it back, Rincewind.
No, actually he held up the sky.

Rincewind is a name I like. I'm a big Pratchett fan. I think its a bit too unconventional though.

Quote from: Mr. Ireland on May 27, 2016, 06:35:59 PM
Tom Bishop.  It's the only respectable option.
Ha. I'll keep it in the running then.

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Congratulations.  You are the luckiest man in the world. 
Quote from: Jack on May 28, 2016, 09:23:43 AM
Congratulations, John!

Thank you both!
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2016, 11:13:25 AM »
Patrick Edward

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2016, 01:28:42 PM »
Babies are, quite literally, what life is all about.

Congratulations !!!
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2016, 03:21:34 PM »
John Davis is creating an army of flat earthers.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2016, 05:33:55 PM »
Congratulations, John! Best wishes.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2016, 08:58:30 AM »
Congratulations. I hat to rain on your parade but do you think it's wise to name him something that not only 99% of the population don't believe in, but something that they'll mock?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2016, 09:29:37 AM »
John, if you love him, don't look to a conspiracy theory forum to name your child. As Luke above me said " I hate to rain on your parade but do you think it's wise to name him something that not only 99% of the population don't believe in, but something that they'll mock?"

unless you want him to be tough

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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2016, 11:11:11 AM »
There are plenty of normal names that won't draw any attention. And its certainly not the deciding factor. Might go with a non-flat inspired name or not. I realize he might get fun of because of his name, so obviously I'll keep this in mind.

So...

Boaty McBoatface?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2016, 06:23:42 PM »
Quote from: John Davis on May 29, 2016, 11:11:11 AM
Boaty McBoatface?

Oh, that's a nice second to Tom Bishop.  Should have had twins.
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2016, 06:27:55 PM »
John, why does this keep happening to you?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2016, 07:32:01 AM »
How about Lady Blount?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2016, 02:40:51 AM »
How about George Scott, as in the "George Scott Fallacy?"
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2016, 07:41:58 AM »
Quote from: hoppy on May 29, 2016, 06:27:55 PM
John, why does this keep happening to you?

How is babby formed?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2016, 04:05:23 PM »
Quote from: John Davis on May 29, 2016, 11:11:11 AM
Boaty McBoatface?

Dinosaurboaty McDinosaurboatface?
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Re: We're having another kid
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2016, 09:04:41 PM »
Bette Davis
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