how to build a time machine

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how to build a time machine
« on: May 15, 2016, 03:45:25 PM »
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So better be involved in such activity with brilliant minds then go for shopping or spend time for nothing.
By mine calculation amount of energy needed to jump on 1 sec is equal 2631.948 joules or 2631.948 watt.
 it is little more than apartment outlet hold.
But where we can put this energy?
Does anyone wants to participate in such discussion?
Hope to hear from you.
 

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FalseProphet

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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2016, 04:29:29 PM »
Just Retired,
So better be involved in such activity with brilliant minds then go for shopping or spend time for nothing.
By mine calculation amount of energy needed to jump on 1 sec is equal 2631.948 joules or 2631.948 watt.
 it is little more than apartment outlet hold.
But where we can put this energy?
Does anyone wants to participate in such discussion?
Hope to hear from you.
 

You don't want to give the details of your calculation?

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2016, 04:40:34 PM »
Can't you just plug your time machine into the apartment outlet?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2016, 01:52:20 AM »
I have a working time machine.

You go in and wait. When you come out, it's the future.

I call it a closet.  :)

You shills REALLY need to watch your vocabulary.


Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2016, 05:45:08 AM »
Time only exists within the framework of consciousness, to everything else there is only movement and spacial relativity. You can move through time about as much as you can move through a map.
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2016, 09:23:52 AM »
I have a working time machine.

You go in and wait. When you come out, it's the future.

I call it a closet.  :)
When did you come out of the closet?
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2016, 01:57:17 PM »
I have a working time machine.

You go in and wait. When you come out, it's the future.

I call it a closet.  :)
When did you come out of the closet?

Is that what you ask your mom? 

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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2016, 01:12:55 AM »
Can't you just plug your time machine into the apartment outlet?

You are my absolute favorite troll on this forum.
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2016, 01:23:33 AM »
I have a working time machine.

You go in and wait. When you come out, it's the future.

I call it a closet.  :)
When did you come out of the closet?


No, no, first you're in the closet for a long time
then you come out . . .




Awwww crap!   ;)

You shills REALLY need to watch your vocabulary.


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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2016, 05:03:41 AM »
I have a working time machine.

You go in and wait. When you come out, it's the future.

I call it a closet.  :)
When did you come out of the closet?
Oh markjo, just go ahead and ask him out. Does it really matter how long he's been out of the closet?
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2016, 07:05:07 AM »
Can't you just plug your time machine into the apartment outlet?

You are my absolute favorite troll on this forum.

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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2016, 09:34:33 AM »
Just Retired,
So better be involved in such activity with brilliant minds then go for shopping or spend time for nothing.
By mine calculation amount of energy needed to jump on 1 sec is equal 2631.948 joules or 2631.948 watt.
 it is little more than apartment outlet hold.
But where we can put this energy?
Does anyone wants to participate in such discussion?
Hope to hear from you.
 
So what to do with that power.  Are you thinking along the lines of streaming matter across a temporal plane, playing with magnetic fields, or perhaps some other manipulation of space-time?

I made a time machine out of second-hand store items.  Requires a simple dual 120v outlet, but it only goes to 1980 and has a sphere of influence of a few feet, so there are some limitations.

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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2016, 10:52:52 AM »
Space Invaders!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2016, 07:49:26 PM »
OP; all you need is a microvawe oven and a cellphone. And of course some Japanese teenage girls who all want to bang you, but that goes without saying.
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2016, 05:06:47 AM »
I've tried building a time machine out of junk computers and assorted gadgets several times over the last 20 years, it fails every time, all that keeps happening is Kelly Le Brock keeps turning up in my kitchen and man,...she just keeps getting uglier and uglier every time.
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2016, 07:55:45 PM »
OP; all you need is a microvawe oven and a cellphone. And of course some Japanese teenage girls who all want to bang you, but that goes without saying.

So, none of you nerds got the Steins;Gate reference? Well that's fucking disappointing.
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Re: how to build a time machine
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2016, 10:00:56 AM »
The simplest time machine can be built using Potatos.

Jesus gives us another option.

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Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Keyword: Believing. So, go ahead and jump!