Satanism

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disputeone

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Satanism
« on: May 12, 2016, 07:03:03 PM »
Hey guys, so whats with all the satanist hate on this forum?

Please believe me when I tell you the dark lord doesn't care what shape you think the earth is.

The Infernal Prince has no desire to control your thoughts or actions (unlike most deitys). Only that we live a life full of love happiness and free from self constraint while we are on this earth.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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FalseProphet

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Re: Satanism
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 12:21:59 AM »
Hey guys, so whats with all the satanist hate on this forum?

Please believe me when I tell you the dark lord doesn't care what shape you think the earth is.

The Infernal Prince has no desire to control your thoughts or actions (unlike most deitys). Only that we live a life full of love happiness and free from self constraint while we are on this earth.

"Live a life full of love and happiness...". That's what they say when they want to control your thoughts.

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Re: Satanism
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 12:46:46 AM »
lord...

Prince...


LOL!!!

Amateur-hour again?
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Re: Satanism
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2016, 12:43:54 PM »
I like Satan. And bacon. Also, beer.
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Papa Legba

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Re: Satanism
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2016, 01:47:28 PM »
Yup...

Amateur-hour.
I got Trolled & Shilled at the CIA Troll/Shill Society and now I feel EPIC!!!

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Re: Satanism
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2016, 02:11:36 PM »
Yup...

Amateur-hour.

NASA hates you.
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Re: Satanism
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2016, 03:10:19 PM »
NASA hates all of us  >:(

Even the shills and liars, imo.
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Re: Satanism
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2016, 06:43:56 AM »
I like Satan. And bacon. Also, beer.
I second this motion, but add women.
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Re: Satanism
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2016, 04:06:37 PM »
I like Satan. And bacon. Also, beer.
I second this motion, but add women.

I prefer Papa's fragrant butthole.
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hoppy

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Re: Satanism
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2016, 05:35:46 PM »
Lol
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

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Re: Satanism
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2016, 06:39:55 PM »
He's trying to put microchips in our hands to keep track of us , so actually he is more of a dictator than God.
He is fooling everyone by pretending to be the freedom lover.

He makes really awesome music, but then he puts bad messages in it like take drugs,shag anyone, disrespect your parents. The kind of behaviour that leads to a sad life.

The Christian behaviour of discipline,self denial and moderation leads to a much happier life.

He is good at making movies but then he puts a crazy christian character in a lot of movies to make christianity look bad.
Check out the first scene of a movie called 'the basketball diaries' the first scene is a crazy christian woman yelling at leo decaprio.
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In every Stephen King story there is a sadistic or crazy christian.

To be a successful musician you have to make a deal with satan but then you regret it, musicians make songs about it, but people just think they are joking
Listen to the lyrics and check out the satan character played by a guy from ZZTop:
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Robert Johnson was the blues player who sold his soul at the crossroads and made songs after like 'hellhounds on my trail' because it made him miserable.

There are hundreds of other examples of movie stars talking about being posssessed by demons and musicians singing about making deals with satan but you can just watch this documentary called 'They sold their souls for rock and roll'
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Re: Satanism
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2016, 07:23:12 PM »
Now it's my turn to lol.
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