So, really where are your massive swirls going to come from.
To you 1,000 mph looks fast, but the earth is huge, and rotates only once in about 23.93 hours - that's not fast.
Go learn a bit about the globe. For a "Humble Scientist" you seem to understand zilch now!

Relax, buddy, you are too emotional again. It's very simple. For a moment, let's imagine (if you can) the weirdest, wildest, most impossible perversion: spinning round Earth. It has its atmosphere, water and magma under the crust. I'll explain you for the air, you could do the rest.
So, in round numbers, at the equator: radius 6,000,000 m, circumference 40,000,000 m, spins every 24 h.
Linear velocity: 40,000,000/(24*60*60) = 463 m/s
Angular velocity: 1/(24*60*60) = 1/86400 s^(-1)
Acceleration: (1/86400)^2*6,000,000 = 0,8 mm/s^(-2), or 0.00008 g.
The air layer at the equator, due to molecular friction, passes some of its kinetic energy to the adjacent layers, and so on. Let's suppose that the air at the North pole receives only 1% of that equatorial kinetic energy:
E(np) = 0.01* E(e)
mV(np)^2/2 = 0.01 mV(e)^2/2
V(np)^2 = 0.01 V(e)^2
V(np) = 0.1 V(e), or 46.3 m/s
So, the air at the North Pole would have linear velocity of 46.3 m/s.
Say, at a distance of 1 km from the pole:
Radius = 1,000 m
Circumference = 6,280 m
Linear velocity = 46.3 m/s
Angular velocity = 46.3 m/s : 6,280 m = 0.0074 s^(-1)
Acceleration = 0.0055 g.
At 100 m from the pole:
Radius = 100 m
Circumference = 628 m
Linear velocity = 46.3 m/s
Angular velocity = 0.074 s^(-1)
Acceleration = 0.055 g
At 10 m from the pole:
Radius = 10 m
Circumference = 62,8 m
Linear velocity = 46.3 m/s
Angular velocity = 0.74 s^(-1)
Acceleration = 0.55 g
At 1 m from the pole:
Radius = 1 m
Circumference = 6,28 m
Linear velocity = 46.3 m/s
Angular velocity = 7.4 s^(-1)
Acceleration = 5.5 g
At 10 cm from the pole:
Radius = 0.1 m
Circumference = 0.628 m
Linear velocity = 46.3 m/s
Angular velocity = 74 s^(-1)
Acceleration = 55 g
Such a whirl is called simply:
TORNADO. And this is exactly how it's being formed. Of course, the linear velocity would drop a bit, and at 10 cm from the pole we would observe vacuum, and a very good suction - even at 1 m, but, essentially, that's what gonna happen: permanent tornado.
Now imagine a similar whirl of water.
And a similar whirl of hot molten magma.
And all these together...
By the way, where are they? Do we observe such a magnificent event?
No.
Why?
I'll whisper this secret info, only for your ear, bro':
Because Earth is not rotating...
and Earth is flat. 