See if you can figure it out, and feel free to add your own.
A) I am a rich, nice, good looking guy
B) The beauty of me is that I'm very rich
C) It is very hard for them to attack me on looks, because I am so good looking
D) When I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself... "Can you believe what I am getting?"
E) I presented some information to an overweight civil servant and she got so stressed by this info that contradicted everything she had told media and superiors that it was clear that she was going to attack me physically