I'm renovating a house at the moment & all the old crap we throw in the skip looks better than this:

Wtf is wrong with people who still believe this trash-can went to teh munn 50 years ago?
I didn't say they riveted it.
You don't have to; you can SEE the f**king thing's covered in pop-rivets ffs...
Duck tape & xmas present wrapper too!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?