I pity you fools

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Mr. T.

I pity you fools
« on: November 27, 2006, 09:15:24 PM »
Y'all is all foo's, ya hear me?

First of all, dis is the oldest theory eva, and was proved wrong by someone we all know as Christopher Columbus.

Second, any proof you get provided by fellow RE'ers, you guys deny it. Ignorant foo's!

Third, there's an unbelievable amount of people who'd have to be in on the conspiracy, hundreds of millions around the world. No way the secret could be kept.

Fourth, all you have to do is on your next flight, look out the window and you can easily see the curvature of the earth.

Fifth, if the earth is going up at the speed of light, how does water evaporate up? How can it POSSIBLY go faster than the speed of light upwards? As I just said, if the earth is going the speed of light, the water would have to go much faster than that.

Sixth, I've seen my house on Google earth. No way they could put that much effort into something like that. They couldn't find my house and then make it look the EXACT SAME and put it on a round earth.

I pity you foo's.

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2006, 09:39:54 PM »
1.  No he didn't.
2.  Certain types of 'evidence' are excluded.
3.  Who says it hasn't been leaked, and the guy regarded as crazy?
4.  No, you can't.
5.  The earth is not moving at the speed of light.
6.  The pictures don't have to come from satellites.


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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2006, 09:54:26 PM »
How did Columbus disprove this? lol
he earth is a giant frisbee being thrown around the universe by George Bush and Zeus.

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2006, 09:54:43 PM »
Actually, 6 is completely correct.
Most pictures of your (or anyone else's house) seen on Google Earth are NOT from satellites, no matter which model you want to look at.  The majority of close-up images offered by GE are photos taken from a plane, not from a satellite.  

While satellites are perfectly capable of reading the license plate off your car, that kind of imagery never reaches the general public.
on't just believe anything.  Believe what seems right.

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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2006, 11:13:30 PM »
Colombus did not prove the earth to be spherical.
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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Erasmus

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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2006, 11:35:18 PM »
You are awesome, but: I'm comin' fo yo gold!
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2006, 11:43:52 PM »
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Fourth, all you have to do is on your next flight, look out the window and you can easily see the curvature of the earth.

How would you know?  You're afraid to fly!
on't just believe anything.  Believe what seems right.

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Nomad

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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2006, 07:49:48 AM »
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Fourth, all you have to do is on your next flight, look out the window and you can easily see the curvature of the earth.

How would you know?  You're afraid to fly!


Mr. T = Pwnt by planes
Nomad is a superhero.

8/30 NEVAR FORGET

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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2006, 07:51:47 AM »
I aint gettin' on no plane!
ny Conspiricy without a secret society more than 1000 years old isn't worth thinking about

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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2006, 09:40:01 AM »
boobs  :cry:
an vir

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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2006, 10:01:33 AM »
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boobs


Yes please!
the cake is a lie

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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2006, 04:42:48 PM »
Can someone close that thread already?
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.