The Path of Mankind

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The Path of Mankind
« on: December 31, 2015, 08:31:52 AM »
2009: CERN successfully use the LHC to create and manipulate microscopic black holes.

2017: The first working time machine is invented, though the process cannot be survived.

2020: The merger of Microsoft and CERN forms Globalsoft, and the increase in resources allows them to complete study of time travel, and send living beings into the past.

2023: The Aldaine Model is accepted as the standard for psychology, describing both why and how external stimuli may be used to create memories and impressions, and subsequently brainwash an individual. Artificially created, digital stars are used to create music under the Aldaine model, to provide new memories and inclinations for all that hear it.

2024: The first cyber-artist tops the charts. Record numbers of people listen to digitally created music, with no human element, and have their minds rewritten as they do so.

2033: Simon Cowell elected President of the United States for his second term, as an agent of Globalsoft.

2034: A license is required for humans to own musical instruments, or create any music beyond the digital brainwashing of Globalsoft/CERN.

2039: Last, non-computerised track played. Some rhapsody or other.

2042: Global unification occurs, under the eye of Globalsoft.

2046: All musical instruments banned.

2054: A man called Okabe dies, but the resistance he founded survives. They live on the outskirts, between vast cities, underground, in the ruins of what came before. The names assigned by Globalsoft are rejected, in favor of snippets from old relics: a form of rebellion.

2062: The Seven Seas are created from the flooded Lake Geneva: a dumping ground for Globalsoft, where any captured rebels are set free, after having their minds burnt away. It's a bar, for the people who can barely talk or think any more. It saves on the expense of a grave or prison: they look after themselves, and frighten anyone who dares speak out against Globalsoft.

2074: Time travel is rendered obselete, as Globalsoft have no need of it. All machines are destroyed, except for one which is sealed and keyed to the genetic fingerprint of the monarch of Globalsoft.

2080: Planet Earth renamed.

2094: The digitally created Queen of Globalsoft is found, the living embodiment of their ideals, an artificial consciousness forced into wiped minds and empty bodies, to lead the company. She's a killer, and immortal.

2167: Rumor of the sealed time machine reach the Bohemians (the resistance, taking their name from the old term for one who rejects conventional pursuits). Plans are made.

In the year 3245 I was part of the team that found the time machine, and used what remained of the Queen to access it. Globalsoft has been defeated, but I don't want the world to suffer under its reign. This is as far back as the machine was able to go, and I hope it will be enough. I have been here several months already, before I decided to see if there was signs of any more time travel, like myself.
It seems there was another, from another timeline, who used the code name John Titor. From what I can gather, she was a Japanese woman. I am not her. I've had several names, from my birth URL to my resistance title, I can only speculate the coincidence required for both of us to try to change the past under the name codename, but she might be the origin of mine. As I said, Bohemians take titles from figures in the past. This might be where Brit's idea came from. I can only assume she succeeded, most of what she says is nto familiar to me.
Anyway, it wasn't hard to gain access to the account. There are benefits to future technology: everything digital has been cracked. I took what I could from the Globalsoft mainframe, before coming back here. As this past time traveller seems to have an audience, I hope you'll pay as much attention to what I say as you did her.

I urge all of you to read and remember what I say here. Change the future.

GF

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mikeman7918

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2016, 08:59:23 PM »
Allright.  Get back to us next year when this time machine allegedly gets invented, then we will know if you are an attention seeking troll.

Also, if the LHC were used to create black holes then it would be big news because it would be the first evidence in support of string theory and the brane multiverse.  Are you suggesting that there is currently a science conspiracy?
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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2016, 02:21:33 AM »
His time machine will not be invented until 2036.  Pay attention. 

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2016, 02:43:52 AM »
If time travel was possible, it would already be possible.

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2016, 03:31:51 PM »
The ability to create black holes has been kept a secret, so they can develop technology to manipulate them. The conspiracy is founded on power, like all conspiracies.

Time travel being possible in the future doesn't mean it's possible now. It was Globalsoft who prevented time travel: the people in power don't need to control the past, they need to stop others doing the same.

GF

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2016, 02:16:19 PM »
So what classes are you taking this semester?
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

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mikeman7918

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2016, 03:13:35 PM »
If time travel was possible, it would already be possible.

You know nothing about technological advancement, do you...  That's like people from a few hundred years ago saying that if cars were possible then they would already exist.

His time machine will not be invented until 2036.  Pay attention. 

Nope.

2017: The first working time machine is invented, though the process cannot be survived.
I am having a video war with Jeranism.
See the thread about it here.

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2016, 05:04:14 PM »
2009: CERN successfully use the LHC to create and manipulate microscopic black holes.

How do you know this is true? Have you been there in Switzerland, overlooking the experiments yourself?
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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2016, 09:21:19 PM »
If time travel was possible, it would already be possible.

You know nothing about technological advancement, do you...  That's like people from a few hundred years ago saying that if cars were possible then they would already exist.
If the time travelling is possible, or will be, anyone can go back in time to say present day and explain how to build a time machine. Or to simply move back in time with the time machine itself and allow time-travelling now.

Time travels are a bit more complicated...

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2016, 03:12:32 AM »
The Other John Titor was indeed a japanese woman by the name Amane. She managed to escape to the year 2000 using a time machine designed by her father and this Okabe. However, she disappeared in 2001. She tried to buy an IBM 5100, stating that it was vital to prevent CERN from continuing their research on time machines. We do not know why. She also told of many events which never occurred, likely due to timeline changes as she exposed those events before they happened, preventing them from happening. How do I know this? Well, I found her here in Sweden not too many days ago. She had a cellphone on her, containing all of this information. The body was jelly-like. I called the police, and they later arrived. They took care of the body, and escorted me home. Nothing of this has showed up in the news yet, and the police can't answer my questions. They confiscated her phone as well. Presumably, it was CERN who intercepted the call and arrived at the site, so no one but me will ever find out what happened.
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The inability to explain something is not proof of something else.

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2016, 04:42:41 AM »
You can only travel to the future.

If you are not immortal then you are not a time traveler.

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2016, 02:20:33 PM »
I'm unsure if everyone gets that this is a joke?

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2016, 04:44:20 PM »
I'm unsure if everyone gets that this is a joke?
Are you serious?   It is obvious that JohnTitor is just having fun here  :)

But I'm fucking serious! literally!

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Master_Evar

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2016, 12:57:07 AM »
I'm unsure if everyone gets that this is a joke?

Did you catch the reference?
Math is the language of the universe.

The inability to explain something is not proof of something else.

We don't speak for reality - we only observe it. An observation can have any cause, but it is still no more than just an observation.

When in doubt; sources!

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2016, 02:08:24 AM »
Yes I got the reference, it's just some people were trying to argue against the OP
2009: CERN successfully use the LHC to create and manipulate microscopic black holes.

How do you know this is true? Have you been there in Switzerland, overlooking the experiments yourself?

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2016, 03:06:39 AM »
I'm unsure if everyone gets that this is a joke?

Did you catch the reference?

Which reference, yours or theirs?  :P
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Master_Evar

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2016, 12:16:41 AM »
I'm unsure if everyone gets that this is a joke?

Did you catch the reference?

Which reference, yours or theirs?  :P

Same reference. Actually, It's a reference that is referencing something else.
Math is the language of the universe.

The inability to explain something is not proof of something else.

We don't speak for reality - we only observe it. An observation can have any cause, but it is still no more than just an observation.

When in doubt; sources!

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Slemon

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2016, 03:36:45 AM »
Same reference. Actually, It's a reference that is referencing something else.
I know your reference from the last time our time traveller graced us with their presence, but they seem to be referencing something else entirely this time.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Master_Evar

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2016, 04:59:28 AM »
Same reference. Actually, It's a reference that is referencing something else.
I know your reference from the last time our time traveller graced us with their presence, but they seem to be referencing something else entirely this time.

They are referencing an anime by the name of Steins; Gate. The anime is referencing (and is kinda based on) a random person that appeared on some internet forums 2000-2001 who called themself John Titor, who said they were from the future and that it was a dystopia etc.
Math is the language of the universe.

The inability to explain something is not proof of something else.

We don't speak for reality - we only observe it. An observation can have any cause, but it is still no more than just an observation.

When in doubt; sources!

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Slemon

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2016, 05:10:41 AM »
Same reference. Actually, It's a reference that is referencing something else.
I know your reference from the last time our time traveller graced us with their presence, but they seem to be referencing something else entirely this time.

They are referencing an anime by the name of Steins; Gate. The anime is referencing (and is kinda based on) a random person that appeared on some internet forums 2000-2001 who called themself John Titor, who said they were from the future and that it was a dystopia etc.

They were last time. I googled it after all the references everyone threw at them: they seem to have changed their tune this time around though. Globalsoft, GF, music focus, Seven Seas... There might be a little of that anime still in it, but it's definitely mixed in with a new source.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2016, 06:30:27 PM »
This thread was all fun then you roundies came along and made it boring, why?

And why do you call yourselves roundies anyway? Are you people old and round?

 

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mikeman7918

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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2016, 08:14:12 AM »
This thread was all fun then you roundies came along and made it boring, why?

And why do you call yourselves roundies anyway? Are you people old and round?

Actually, flat earthers coined that term.
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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2016, 08:45:16 AM »
This thread was all fun then you roundies came along and made it boring, why?

And why do you call yourselves roundies anyway? Are you people old and round?

Actually, flat earthers coined that term.

So, you don't consider yourself a roundy? 

Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2016, 09:06:50 AM »
Are you people old and round?

My name and avatar should give it away. I am old and spherical. People are extremely young.
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Re: The Path of Mankind
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2016, 01:29:45 PM »
This thread was all fun then you roundies came along and made it boring, why?

Personally I think the thread's far more entertaining if you know to look for Queen references.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!