What would you do with 30 seconds?

Well?

well, I would reply to your post, and ask just what the hell are you talking about  :?

I owe somebody 30 seconds. I just wanted to know what people would do with 30 seconds.

I'm guessing the person I owe would probably jerk off 30 times.

I would compose a kickass 30 second grindcore tune.  Well, 24 seconds for the song, and the rest to punch babies.

That sounds like a productive use of my time, let's see...


<sounds of heavy breathing, and the *SLAM* "dammit, not enough time!">


Well, that would be good, but it takes more than 30 seconds for me, so what else can we do?

I would compose a kickass 30 second grindcore tune.  Well, 24 seconds for the song, and the rest to punch babies.

How many babies could you punch in 6 seconds?  Would you take the "Whack-a-mole!" strategy?

So many questions, so little time.

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I would compose a kickass 30 second grindcore tune.  Well, 24 seconds for the song, and the rest to punch babies.

How many babies could you punch in 6 seconds?  Would you take the "Whack-a-mole!" strategy?

So many questions, so little time.

That is a good question.  I'm not exactly sure how I'd go about it.

[edit]I have it figured out.  My blast beats would be so fast, and the guitar shredding would be so brutal, I would actually warp time, and in those real time six seconds, I actually have four hours.  So I'd just walk into the hospital and dragon punch the nurse, and then just beat all those babies to hamburger.

You're morbidly disgusting.

It'd probably take me 30 seconds to figure out what to do.

You're morbidly disgusting.

Funny.  My 7th grade art teacher said the same thing.  But he found it amusing.  I don't imagine you think the same.

All the same, I'm not really like that.  The ideas are amusing, but I could never do such a thing.  There's a difference between thinking and doing, contrary to what the Bible wants you to think (not a personal jeer, mind you--my former Lutheran pastor always preached about thoughts being as sinful as action).

I'd scull a beer

I'd do some calculus.

I'd do some calculus.

To calculate.......?

Nothing in particular.

Nothing in particular.

Just want to make sure you remember how?

No, because I enjoy it.

Oh, well then... would you mind finding a speedy series for calculating N!/R! where R<N. It would help me out a great deal. And no Stirling's approximation doesn't converge fast enough.

Yes, I would mind.

Yes, I would mind.

But you like doing calculus?

So, has anyone here  ever managed to jerk off within 30 seconds?  :lol:

I owe somebody 30 seconds. I just wanted to know what people would do with 30 seconds.

I'm guessing the person I owe would probably jerk off 30 times.

Doesnt that only give him a second each time?

Quote from: "midgard"

I owe somebody 30 seconds. I just wanted to know what people would do with 30 seconds.

I'm guessing the person I owe would probably jerk off 30 times.

Doesnt that only give him a second each time?

 :roll:

At least you can do maths.

light a cigarette.

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Quote from: "midgard"

I owe somebody 30 seconds. I just wanted to know what people would do with 30 seconds.

I'm guessing the person I owe would probably jerk off 30 times.

Doesnt that only give him a second each time?

 :roll:

At least you can do maths.

Damn sarcasm not being able to transmit over text....

jump off something very high, so I have >30 seconds of airtime, so I can fall and then just dissapear