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« on: November 24, 2006, 11:44:35 AM »
Scientists create True Black Metal.

Bad ass.
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2006, 12:05:19 PM »
Now they just need to invent a laser that turns Britney Spears into Arcturus.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 08:22:24 AM »
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Now they just need to invent a laser that turns Britney Spears into Arcturus.


That would be hard; perhaps they should set a more manageable goal first, like turning N'Sync into Rhapsody.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006, 12:24:03 PM »
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Quote from: "DragonXero"
Now they just need to invent a laser that turns Britney Spears into Arcturus.


That would be hard; perhaps they should set a more manageable goal first, like turning N'Sync into Rhapsody.

Well, they can just experiment for a while by shooting her with different frequency lasers at different intensities for different durations. Then with any luck if they don't turn her into Arcturus, they will at least turn her into a pile of blackened sludge, and bots will stop spamming the forums with pictures of her performing oral sex.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 12:34:46 PM »
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bots will stop spamming the forums with pictures of her performing oral sex.


I always thought those made this place more cozy.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 12:43:14 PM »
I agree.
quote="DiegoDraw"]"And Moses said unto his brethren: 'The Earth is flat!...biznatches,'" [/quote]
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 05:37:49 PM »
"Cozy" Isn't the word I'd use to describe poorly-photoshopped pictures of Britney Spears from 5 years ago under a pile of cocks.
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2006, 04:32:22 AM »
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Quote from: "DragonXero"
Now they just need to invent a laser that turns Britney Spears into Arcturus.


That would be hard; perhaps they should set a more manageable goal first, like turning N'Sync into Rhapsody.


With the metaphorical level N'Sync has, they have no chance to match Rhapsody's metaphorical level. There's no way scientists could do it.
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2006, 07:40:42 AM »
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"Cozy" Isn't the word I'd use to describe poorly-photoshopped pictures of Britney Spears from 5 years ago under a pile of cocks.


One man's trash is another man's treasure.  :)
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2006, 10:28:44 PM »
I find it amusing that you guys actually clicked the link :lol:

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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2006, 10:34:57 PM »
You must not have been seeing the posts with the pictures then.  I for one haven't clicked anything.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2006, 10:45:09 PM »
Oh was there more porn posting? I must have missed it. I just see the "Wow" guy posting the link. Hey, if it was only britney spears fakes count urself lucky. A few months ago, it was all poo-porn and shemales, and the admins were away on hols so it took a while to come down :(

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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2006, 06:28:53 PM »
hmm black metal... makes me think of venom
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