Now they just need to invent a laser that turns Britney Spears into Arcturus.
That would be hard; perhaps they should set a more manageable goal first, like turning N'Sync into Rhapsody.
Well, they can just experiment for a while by shooting her with different frequency lasers at different intensities for different durations. Then with any luck if they don't turn her into Arcturus, they will at least turn her into a pile of blackened sludge, and bots will stop spamming the forums with pictures of her performing oral sex.