We are the ONLY thing alive in the whole universe.

Evolutionists still have to prove the foundation of biological evolution - that "Life can come from non-Life".
That has absolutely nothing to do with the theory of evolution.
There are still problems with the Earth being stationary.
Ocean currents and hurricanes come to mind. What causes MILLIONS of tons of water to circulate in opposite directions in different hemispheres.
Foucault's Pendulum. Why does it move?
Possible weight differences between an object at the N. Pole and equator (I don't know if this has been done).
The first two don't require the Earth to move, so long as something around the Earth moves. The details of this in a working model will take a lot to get into (possible but there's a lot of framework to build up before it can be explained, which'll bore anyone reading the thread: I have an open invitation to readers to PM me if they want the details of the only working FE model) but if viewed purely hypothetically it's clear. Scientifically there is no difference whether we take the Earth as stationary, or take some other source as stationary, so long as there is an explanation for the force.
Weight differences are answerable too. On a FE it's simpler, as the force you call gravity would be different. I can only wish luck to geocentric REers.
This is a rare post of mine, you can probably find a lot of REers who'll agree with at least a couple of points. That never happens, savor it.