Well I'm not talking to a 'real' person am I?
But let's enjoy your homo-erotic fanfic again while you're unreally here, eh?
Slow clap for Pippy Longstocking, can't actually say anything without breaking the forum rules and spamming threads, can't actually say anything that makes a lick of sense to anyone but your sycophants, nuzzling at your immature schoolgirl frolic through the forums.
lol.
Come on love, we can admit it to the rest of the group, it was me and you all night long, my only regret is that I only had 8 inch and no more to give you....my love.
'8 inch'...
lol.
I know right, you always did say you preferred it straight on rather than on the side. You hope not, well I aim to fulfill your dreams babe.
lol.