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« on: November 20, 2006, 04:02:57 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2006, 04:04:14 PM »
Um, spam?
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2006, 04:06:12 PM »
quote="DiegoDraw"]"And Moses said unto his brethren: 'The Earth is flat!...biznatches,'" [/quote]
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2006, 08:11:09 PM »
Uh.  Right.
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2006, 01:35:17 AM »
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quote="diegodraw"]you never mentioned anything about antagonizing naive idiots who have reason to believe they should defend what everyone already knows is logical....Not like anybody would ever have fun doing that, of course[/quote]

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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2006, 05:57:15 AM »
Atheist souls are boring.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2006, 04:57:21 PM »
lol, i click on the link and the first thing i see lol
quote="DiegoDraw"]"And Moses said unto his brethren: 'The Earth is flat!...biznatches,'" [/quote]
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2006, 06:15:50 PM »
Atheist souls are quite boring, I agree
just a filthy void
he man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2006, 11:07:16 AM »
If atheists don't believe in souls, why don't they have sore feet all the time?
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2006, 11:13:22 AM »
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If atheists don't believe in souls, why don't they have sore feet all the time?

Because they believe in soles?
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2006, 11:23:25 AM »
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If atheists don't believe in souls, why don't they have sore feet all the time?

Because they believe in soles?


That's assuming they believe in spelling.
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2006, 11:24:06 AM »
Come to think of it, who wants Atheist soul anyway.... eew
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2006, 11:41:09 AM »
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Come to think of it, who wants Atheist soul anyway.... eew

Well, you could always use it as a bargaining chip in your dealings with the devil to gain mystical powers, then let Ubuntu burn in firey damnation for it instead of you...

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2006, 11:43:06 AM »
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Well, you could always use it as a bargaining chip in your dealings with the devil to gain mystical powers, then let Ubuntu burn in firey damnation for it instead of you...

If the soul is atheist, won't satan get it anyways?
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2006, 11:43:52 AM »
Ooooh...good point...think you could trick him?

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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2006, 12:04:17 PM »
Devil is a smart smart being... probably.
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2006, 12:31:33 PM »
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Ooooh...good point...think you could trick him?

One could. By all accounts, this is a very difficulty thing to do, but not impossible. It's fun reading stories of battles of cleverness and trickery between Satan and those who try to get the upper hand on him. :)
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2006, 01:09:59 PM »
The Devil Went Down to Georgia?


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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2006, 01:11:42 PM »
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Ooooh...good point...think you could trick him?

One could. By all accounts, this is a very difficulty thing to do, but not impossible. It's fun reading stories of battles of cleverness and trickery between Satan and those who try to get the upper hand on him. :)


This one is my favorite: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/205.txt

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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2006, 01:12:29 PM »
Faust?
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2006, 01:15:29 PM »
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The Devil Went Down to Georgia?

That song kicks some serious ass. :twisted:
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2006, 01:18:48 PM »
Heh...That song is actually what inspired me to learn the violin...just so that I could play that song. :D

Granted, I can barely play anything else, but seriously, what else would you want to play the violin for?  Bach? Psssh.

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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2006, 03:56:37 PM »
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Come to think of it, who wants Atheist soul anyway.... eew

Well, you could always use it as a bargaining chip in your dealings with the devil to gain mystical powers, then let Ubuntu burn in firey damnation for it instead of you...


Well, if atheists are already damned (seriously speaking, is this true?), then what's the point of giving the Devil someone who he will have anyways?
ttp://theflatearthsociety.org/forums/search.php

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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2006, 04:37:22 PM »
Why do you speak in third person like that?
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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2006, 06:48:58 PM »
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Heh...That song is actually what inspired me to learn the violin...just so that I could play that song. :D

Granted, I can barely play anything else, but seriously, what else would you want to play the violin for?  Bach? Psssh.


Bach kicks ass. Quiet, you.
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« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2006, 06:54:20 PM »
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Why do you speak in third person like that?


LAWL.

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« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2006, 09:57:44 AM »
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Why do you speak in third person like that?


I'm assuming you mean the Devil as Lucifer, which I am not.
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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2006, 10:50:47 AM »
I was under the impression that Mephisto and Satan/The Devil/Lucifer were the same dude.
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« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2006, 12:00:59 PM »
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I was under the impression that Mephisto and Satan/The Devil/Lucifer were the same dude.


Mephisto, Baal, and Diablo are all brothers.

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« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2006, 03:45:07 PM »
They're talking about in Christian Mythology (or probably even pre-dating that) and not in a video game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephistopheles

"Diablo" is simply Spanish for "devil" but Baal and Mephistopheles are both considered independent demons and are also used used as a term for Satan.