Your front tyres cover a massive amount of distance compared to your back tyres. That's why they wear more quickly.
Actually, the front tyres
DON'T 'cover a massive amount of distance compared to your back tyres'. In the general course of driving, with a mix of urban and motorway travel, the front tyres will only travel an additional 2-3% compared to the rear.
Even then, this extra 2-3% accounts for only a small percentage of the total extra wear that the front tyres experience compared to the rear.
The main contributors to extra wear of the front tyres are as follows -
1/ Whenever a car breaks, weight transfer is experienced from the rear to the front. The front of the car dips because of this extra weight, therefore this extra weight will cause more forces to be exerted onto the front tyres thereby causing extra wear. Conversely, the rear tyres have less weight on them during braking and experience less wear.
2/ The typical suburban/family car has its engine in the front. This accounts for between an extra 5 to 10 percent of the weight of the car sitting on the front tyres. This extra weight accounts for increased wear on the front tyres.
3/ The front wheels do all the steering, with the resultant extra forces being exerted on the tyres, accounting for a huge amount of wear.
4/ Many cars are front wheel drive, which means all the acceleration forces from the engine are transferred to the tyres, thereby causing extra wear to be encountered by the tyres at the front.
5/ All 4 wheels of a car should be professionally balanced and aligned periodically. It is always the front wheels that typically go out of alignment first due to wear of the steering and suspension components, and this condition drastically accelerates wear of the front tyres compared to the rear.
6/ Due to the extra weight the front tyres have to carry compared to the rear, the temperature of the front tyres is always more. This increased temperature softens the rubber, and soft tyres obviously encounter more wear than the comparatively harder rear tyres.
Conclusion -
The very small percentage of extra distance covered by the front tyres compared to the rear, accounts for a relatively minor amount of extra wear to the front tyres.
The primary and over-riding causes of the extra wear encountered by the front tyres, is due to the increased weight being borne by the front tyres due to the engine being in the front, the extra forces encountered by the front tyres during steering, the likelihood of misalignment of the front wheels, the increased temperature of the front tyres and resulting softness causing increased wear, and the extra accelerations forces being transferred to the front tyres in front-wheel drive vehicles.
Sceptimatic, you might want to actually do some research, before attempting to offer suggestions concerning technical subjects such as tyre wear, as ignorant and simplistic offerings such as the one you have given are easily debunked, in the same fashion by which flat earth theory is also easily debunked.