How To Build a Time Machine

I don't want to try to learn a new program. I hope the picture I gave is clear enough.

Hey, could you show us something in the place you're currently at? Something that would be hard to find otherwise. Like the time machine. Doesn't have to be all of it, just show us something hard to reproduce.

Hey, could you show us something in the place you're currently at? Something that would be hard to find otherwise. Like the time machine. Doesn't have to be all of it, just show us something hard to reproduce.

I'm not sure what it is you mean. My time machine wouldn't be identifiable to anyone who wasn't well-versed in science that hasn't been invented. I don't want to give background either, in case any of it could be recognized. The lab I work in is strictly amateur, the security doesn't exist.
A photo taken of the insides of the machine however, is below. It is within the white casing that one of the electromagnets travels. The other is beyond the partition on the right. The gold you see is part of a cable connecting it to the stabilizer.

I'd take a photo of the phonewave, but as I've said the owner of the lab is a pretentious twit. He goes over the top with security concerns: any inkling of a camera in arm's reach and he almost has a seizure.

http://i.imgur.com/2JBU5IL.jpg

Even if your time device worked, it would have no effect on the timeline.

You cannot send a text for you to "save the world" because the world cannot be saved. The Illuminati is too powerful. Your vote, does not matter. It is pointless to warn your past self about an impending doom that cannot be prevented.

Quote from: Misero on July 12, 2015, 02:42:40 PM

Hey, could you show us something in the place you're currently at? Something that would be hard to find otherwise. Like the time machine. Doesn't have to be all of it, just show us something hard to reproduce.

I'm not sure what it is you mean. My time machine wouldn't be identifiable to anyone who wasn't well-versed in science that hasn't been invented. I don't want to give background either, in case any of it could be recognized. The lab I work in is strictly amateur, the security doesn't exist.
A photo taken of the insides of the machine however, is below. It is within the white casing that one of the electromagnets travels. The other is beyond the partition on the right. The gold you see is part of a cable connecting it to the stabilizer.

I'd take a photo of the phonewave, but as I've said the owner of the lab is a pretentious twit. He goes over the top with security concerns: any inkling of a camera in arm's reach and he almost has a seizure.

http://i.imgur.com/2JBU5IL.jpg

What is that a picture of?

Even if your time device worked, it would have no effect on the timeline.

None that I could tell, certainly: I'd be living in the timeline that results.

You cannot send a text for you to "save the world" because the world cannot be saved. The Illuminati is too powerful. Your vote, does not matter. It is pointless to warn your past self about an impending doom that cannot be prevented.

The Illuminati are not real, save as an old, old organization that people like to scapegoat rather than admit they don't understand the world. CERN are the problem, but they won't become truly powerful for some years yet. Anything can be stopped, if you change the lead-up.

What is that a picture of?

I explained in the message, the inside of my time machine. There is an electromagnet that moves within the white casing, another to the right of the partition, and a stabilizer attached to the golden cable.

The Illuminati are not real

Nonsense.

And if you are from another timeline, how would you even know?

Quote from: JohnTitor on July 14, 2015, 03:23:37 AM

The Illuminati are not real

Nonsense.

And if you are from another timeline, how would you even know?

I'm from the future. I hope to be from another wordline (not timeline, there's a difference), but that is yet to be confirmed. Current knowledge suggests that any changes I make in the present will not affect your past, however.
I base my claims on my experience. If there are Illuminati, they are powerless. They'd be dead by my time, CERN holds sway. If you are to propose the two are one and the same, then your problem is not the Illuminati, it's CERN. If not, CERN would not allow competition.

There is no shadow government in this time, no scapegoats for you to blame. Uncomfortable truths are nonetheless truths.

So you zoom timewarp into this dimension, and now all of a sudden you are an expert on it?

So you zoom timewarp into this dimension, and now all of a sudden you are an expert on it?

You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of time travel. I exist in the same dimensions, I simply moved to an earlier point in time. We share a history, I just possess further knowledge of how it will develop.
I know more on some issues than the people of this time, and less of others. That's how everything works. One of the areas I have more knowledge on is how time will develop, unless my mission is successful.

Quote from: GreatandWiseTrixie on July 14, 2015, 12:10:16 PM

So you zoom timewarp into this dimension, and now all of a sudden you are an expert on it?

You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of time travel. I exist in the same dimensions, I simply moved to an earlier point in time. We share a history, I just possess further knowledge of how it will develop.
I know more on some issues than the people of this time, and less of others. That's how everything works. One of the areas I have more knowledge on is how time will develop, unless my mission is successful.

The real John Titor said otherwise. He said, time travel was dimension to dimension, not simply going backwards in time. This is how I know you are a fake.

The real John Titor said otherwise. He said, time travel was dimension to dimension, not simply going backwards in time. This is how I know you are a fake.

The past John Titor said that, yes. They are from another worldline (not another dimension) and are not me, and you are definitely misunderstanding their science. I may use a different convention, or have more developed knowledge, but what I say is accurate.

Travel is from a point in the timeline, back along it. However, when a change is made in the past, the worldline shifts to a different chain of events, as you would expect. Things change. That may be what you mean by dimension, but dimension is direction, no more. Worldline is the world we live in and all the events in its past and future: change an event, you change the worldline.

Don't talk about things you do not understand.

Don't talk about things you do not understand.

I couldn't agree more, good sir. Your plan is uhh, well, "flawed" to say the least.

First of all, have you made any adjustments to the microwave oven you used? Because most, if not all, have a safety mechanism that prevents it from operating with the door open. Secondly, the electromagnetic forces/field generated by a microwave oven, stay INSIDE the machine. Whether you leave the door closed, open, or slighty ajar. It's not like you start "leaking" microwaves.... you can forget about anything, let alone particle acceleration, taking place....

And for the monitor, injecting electrons?  A cathode ray tube (crt), in the case of a monitor, simply lights up phosphor. And needs a thick heavy lead glass cover to operate because it requires a vacume. Guess what else the glass does: cointain the x rays and other byproducts. Don't count on any electrons ever leaving the device, except for the cable which powers it.

In real life, both devices will have zero effect on eachother or anything else. Unless you want to heat some ramen and watch tv.

Please explain your "building plan" a bit more, because it sounds like a lot of fantasy and zero actual knowledge.


And also, with the billions of homes, which are filled with millions of monitors and microwaves, thousands and thousands are bound to be vertically alligned by chance, right? So how come half the earth's population hasn't dissapeared into thin air yet?

A photo taken of the insides of the machine however, is below. It is within the white casing that one of the electromagnets travels. The other is beyond the partition on the right. The gold you see is part of a cable connecting it to the stabilizer.

Tell me you did not just take a picture of the inside of a printer and post it as a time machine!!

LMAO

This is why I come to FES
Also the only place where you thought people would be gullible to believe you

edit: 10 minutes on and a quick search has determained that his time machine is an Epson printer R2xx range. looking for the exact model because im bored and easily distracted.

Quote from: JohnTitor on July 14, 2015, 12:14:58 PM

Quote from: GreatandWiseTrixie on July 14, 2015, 12:10:16 PM

So you zoom timewarp into this dimension, and now all of a sudden you are an expert on it?

You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of time travel. I exist in the same dimensions, I simply moved to an earlier point in time. We share a history, I just possess further knowledge of how it will develop.
I know more on some issues than the people of this time, and less of others. That's how everything works. One of the areas I have more knowledge on is how time will develop, unless my mission is successful.

The real John Titor said otherwise. He said, time travel was dimension to dimension, not simply going backwards in time. This is how I know you are a fake.

There is no real John Titor anymore.

By trying to travel in time he obviously passed an imagination gate and is now in imaginationland. Now he is fake all over.

A photo taken of the insides of the machine however, is below. It is within the white casing that one of the electromagnets travels. The other is beyond the partition on the right. The gold you see is part of a cable connecting it to the stabilizer.

And here I present the time machine



So, if anyone want to time travel, get an EPSON Stylus Photo R200 http://www.amazon.com/Epson-Stylus-R200-Printer-C11C546011/dp/B0001FDPZ6 for only $359.49 + $11.89 shipping at Amazon.

my work here is done

Tell me you did not just take a picture of the inside of a printer and post it as a time machine!!

LMAO

This is why I come to FES

And this is why I come to FES, to watch a REer take the piss out of a RE time traveller on a FE forum.
Wacko's!!!!!!

First of all, have you made any adjustments to the microwave oven you used?

I didn't design the machine, it was in place when I came here. There are alterations. It discharges energy with an open door (though it is useless for cooking now), the turntable rotates the opposite direction. There are a lot of small bits and pieces.
I agree it's bizarre. I know the basic principles by which it must work, but it is sheer luck that it functions at all.

thousands and thousands are bound to be vertically alligned by chance, right?

If they are CRT TVs, and the microwave opens while running, then yes, but unless a text is sent through the microwave you wouldn't notice.

I also mentioned a few more of the alterations that were made to this microwave in my original post.

Tell me you did not just take a picture of the inside of a printer and post it as a time machine!!

That may be where the parts came from. I wouldn't know. It was built while on the run, we salvaged what we could. I do see some similarities.

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Tell me you did not just take a picture of the inside of a printer and post it as a time machine!!

That may be where the parts came from. I wouldn't know. It was built while on the run, we salvaged what we could. I do see some similarities.

I dare you to find any differences.





Clear this up quickly, Just take a picture from a little further away, include the yellow timing belt . . .I mean cable connecting stabilizer, maybe even a quick video.

I dare you to find any differences.

The partition to ther ight is clearly very different. You can observe another golden cable: and your photo does not give much of a view of the left. Parts were recycled, I suspect. That's all.

Clear this up quickly, Just take a picture from a little further away, include the yellow timing belt . . .I mean cable connecting stabilizer, maybe even a quick video.

I have no idea how to upload a video.
I don't want to give a photo of my surroundings, or the surroundings of the machine. In my time that's all that's needed to find a string of matter leading to your location. I don't know if that technolgoy's been developed yet, but I don't want to risk it. Call it a habit.

I have no idea how to upload a video.

So sad, too bad.

You should be able to anonymously upload it to http://tinypic.com/ in the same way that you uploaded your pictures.

Tell me you did not just take a picture of the inside of a printer and post it as a time machine!!

LMAO

This is why I come to FES
Also the only place where you thought people would be gullible to believe you

edit: 10 minutes on and a quick search has determained that his time machine is an Epson printer R2xx range. looking for the exact model because im bored and easily distracted.

LOL

I built a working time-machine recently.

It only takes me back to approximately 1980 however, and it only works for the one very small vicinity. 

in the same way that you uploaded your pictures.

What would the purpose of a video be? You seem to not accept the reused materials of the photo, and a video isn't going to show much more. If the parts are in motion, the machine will be active, and a film would be impossible as I'd need to have my arm outside of the cage.

It's not me denying it. I'd like to buy your story, honestly. Also, don't worry about your voice. There are free to use programs that can change your voice to the point that nobody would recognize you.

It's not me denying it. I'd like to buy your story, honestly. Also, don't worry about your voice. There are free to use programs that can change your voice to the point that nobody would recognize you.

I'm not sure when I ever brought up my voice.

Well, a voice is easy to identify, no?

Well, a voice is easy to identify, no?

Yes, but I was in a resistance, I am aware of ways to conceal my voice, and I was not asked for anything that required speech.